[ARCADIA]

Environmentalist groups fear for the physical condition of up to 25 dolphins

These guys need to get a life. With all of the challenges facing us these people are worried about flipper. :-(

[Sgt_Schultze]

These fish are delish!

[Lazamataz]

25 dolphins flying

I had a dream about flying dolphins.

Only they were all wearing clown suits.

[Atlas Sneezed]

Hmmm...

All-expense paid flight to Cancun, where one is provided free housing, all-inclusive seafood menu, and a lifestyle of hanging out in the pool all day with naked females!

[Zavien Doombringer]

How are you Gentlemen?!!!

All Your Dolphins are belong to us!

[avg_freeper]

I only buy tuna safe dolphin.

[Zavien Doombringer]

Mexican environmental groups have filed a suit arguing it is illegal to bring exotic species into a protected natural area

Mamals are exotic? could be, I have seen some of the exotic mamals on the beach this past weekend...

[wbill]

In related news, a spokesdolphin was quoted as saying "Who are these enviro-nutcase chumps? And who nominated them to speak for us? We're getting pulled out of the wild, taken care of, three easy squares a day, and hot chicks in bikinis come up and kiss us. Tell those hemp-smoking, hacky-sack-juggling, long-haired, no-bathing hippie freaks to set their bongs down and go back to the trees they were sitting in, before they screw up the deal for all of us!"

[Revelation 911]

or simply kiss and pet the dolphins for 489 pesos.

Hugh Grant alert

[Susannah]

Some countries save people, others save dolphins. Forget WMD, we should have found Saddam abusing dolphins in the Persian Gulf! (sign change>NO WAR FOR DOLPHINS)

When the dramatic dolphin-free tuna campaign was going strong, my son asked me, "Mom, why are people discriminating against tuna?"

I guess the tuna will have to wait for Hollywood to do a film about them.