Posted on 11/16/2001 1:13:33 PM PST by RaceBannon
In Afghanistan, things not OK
Think to self "must get away"
So jump on boat and come to Aussie,
"Ah hah" I say, "what lovely possie."
Go quick smart to welfare fella-
He hand me money - I give bank teller,
Welfare say "Come no more...
We send your cheque right to your door".
Six months on dole - no longer poor,
Drive around in Commodore,
Write to friends in Afghanistan,
Tell them "Come here quick as can".
Still on welfare (work at job)
So get loan from Finance mob,
Get pretty smart - know what to do,
Buy big house in Waterloo.
Friends write and tell me 'on the way',
Can I find them a place to stay,
When they arrive, with beds I fix,
In just four rooms - get twenty six.
Soon am banking plenty rent,
(five in backyard - live in tent)
All are drawing Social money,
Must think Howard "bloody bunny".
With all my friends now living there,
Next door neighbour start to swear,
Tell me he must move away,
I buy his house, with cash I pay
Now everything is going good,
Soon I own all neighbour hood,
Open fish shop next to Coles,
Make big profit from spring rolls.
Get real fat from eating nice,
Sure as hell, beats bloody rice.
Still on Welfare, still get rents,
Think I buy Mercedes Benz.
Very happy, real good life,
Bring out girl and make her wife,
Take up hobby, call it breeding,
Baby bonus pay for feeding.
Kids need dentist, wife needs pills,
We get for free, we got no bills,
White man good, he pay all year,
To keep the Welfare running here.
We thank Australia, damn good place,
Too damn good for Aussie race,
So if you no like Arab man,
PLENTY ROOM IN AFGHANISTAN
Burma-Shave
They stay over there
bombs bursting in air.
Then we pay for their food
Either way we're screwed.
And the scam of getting NZ citizenship as a shortcut to OZ - bloody joke.
",, nya-ha-ha!" - yep, you can laugh but I'm a friggin taxpayer and its about time little Johnny did something about it.
In case you want to join the queue don't forget to bring some Stonleigh.
don’t pay your rent landlord get ticked
welfare know it takes 3 months to evict
homeless now no need to wait
housing assistance with Section 8
heating bills start to leap
get disconnection notice and run to HEAP
every 9 months have a baby
get assistance sooner if it’s a “preemie”
won’t get hungry won’t get sick
got the medicaid got the WIC
boyfriend got a little business
sells the crack drivin’ a lexus
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