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September 14, 2005 Daman Wayans: The Chickenhawk Meme -- Now X-rated! Angry in T.O. at 09:52 AM Related articles: Cosmos :: CanConv :: Blogging Tories Daman Wayans, alleged comedian, is repeating the chickenhawk meme, in which he would send his sons to fight in Iraq if George W Bush sends the twins. Put aside all the logic about all-volunteer armies and so forth. Daman Wayans adds a twist: That was funnyman Damon Wayans in Orlando the other day going nuclear on President Bush - and twins Jenna and Barbara - over the war in Iraq and the possible reinstatement of...

First daughter: [Actress] Melissa Rauch [as Jenna Bush] in "The Miss Education of Jenna Bush." Jenna Bush reportedly has a standing invitation to see "The Miss Education of Jenna Bush," a 10-minute comedy sketch stretched to 90 fluffy minutes, and while it seems far-fetched that the first daughter would attend, if she did, there is a chance - believe it or not - that she would like it. Set on the eve of her first day as a public school teacher, the monologue, which has been drawing big crowds to the Village Theater, takes place in her Georgetown apartment, which...

President George W Bush addressed the Indiana Black Expo Corporate luncheon at the RCA Dome in Indianapolis, Indiana First Lady Laura Bush concluded her African trip and was joined on the last leg by the Brtish Prime Minister's Wife Yesterday 13th July 2005 Vice President Dick Cheney swore in US Ambassador to NATO at the State Department Today he and the Attorney General Alberto Gonzales will be handing out the awards to Capts. Phillip Atwood and Patrick Martin firefighters from Kansas City who have been awarded the Public Safety Medal of Valor along with some of their other colleagues The...

President George W Bush delivered a speech on the war on terrorism at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia Later both President Bush and the Vice President Cheney met U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Zalmay Khalilzad in the Oval Office First Lady Laura Bush and her daughters are on a visit to Africa. U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is on a four nation visit to the far east so far she has visited the Peoples Republic of China and Thailand and arrived late tonight in Japan. Enjoy your visit to Sanity Island

In a nod to the Live 8 rock benefit generation, maybe to meet U2 frontman Bono or perhaps just because she is on summer vacation, first daughter Jenna Bush is accompanying her parents to the Group of Eight summit in Scotland and is wowing the Europeans. "The girls are not there to do anything official," a White House spokesman said yesterday, speaking of Jenna and Barbara Bush, 23, who will join first lady Laura Bush on an educational trip to Africa later this week. Nevertheless, the blond first daughter, who has become the object of fascination among the VIPs, was...

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush said Wednesday that he doesn't spend much of his time worrying but that he does fear for Americans and others in insurgency-wracked Iraq and for the safety of his 23-year-old twin daughters. "I spend most of my time worrying about people losing their lives in Iraq, both Americans and Iraqis," Bush told The Associated Press and other broadcasters in an interview. He suggested he has some concerns about the implications of his high-profile position for his daughters, Jenna and Barbara. "I worry about letting these little girls get into a situation where something unpleasant could...

Jenna Bush was having such a good time at the U2 show at Madison Square Garden last week—hanging on a male friend and spilling beer on her tank top, standing up in the front row near Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, Christy Turlington, David Bowie, and Michael Imperioli—that the last thing she wanted to be confronted with was Article 5 of the U.N.’s Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Nonetheless, there it scrolled across the giant TV screen above the stage: no one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment. According...

WITH AFGHANISTAN still an unfinished job, Iraq still a work in progress and Osama bin Laden still on the loose, it is ominous news indeed that the Army has missed its recruiting quotas for the last three months. In fact, things have gotten so untidy in the recruiting world that the Army decreed a one-day stand-down last Friday during which the recruiters were supposed to refocus on the rules of recruiting. There had been too many stories of hard-pressed recruiters trying to work around the rules. It is time, I think, that the president's daughters enlist and volunteer for duty...

It would be the perfect media match, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton versus First Lady Laura Bush for president in 2008. Not possible, you say? Mrs. Clinton, after all, is almost certain to be running for her party's nomination. After her recent hilarious and deft comic performance at the recent White House correspondents' dinner in the nation's capital, Mrs. Bush, already far more popular than her husband, is now clearly the most well-liked woman in America.

Hilary Duff has leapt to the defense of American First Daughter Jenna Bush after she was criticized for her raunchy dance moves at a New York nightclUb.Bush was celebrating a friend's 'hen night' (bachlorette party) at the hip club Nirvana when photo shots were taken of her showing off her thong as dancers looked on in disbelief. And while the cameraman who took the snaps is hoping to publish the pictures on the internet, singer Duff is standing in defense of Bush, daughter of US President George W. Bush.She said, 'I went to camp and Jenna was a camp counsellor...

VIDEOTAPE of Jenna Bush in very high spirits at a bachelorette party is being sold and could end up on national TV by the end of the week. Luckily for Jenna, the cameraman missed "the high point . . . Jenna on all fours doing 'the butt dance' — and doing it very well — as guys were ogling her thong," said our source. Club patrons do the suggestive dance when the deejay plays the 1988 hit "Da Butt," by E.U. The president's blond daughter arrived at NerveAna, a '90s-themed lounge on Varick Street, at 10:30 p.m. last Friday with...

April Fools' Day is here, and pranksters worldwide are making merry. Probably the best roundup of jokes this year is at urgo.org, which lists dozens of varying quality. As usual, one of the most polished is an RFC memo on "morality sections" in Internet routing protocols. (That follows previous 4/1 memos on avian carriers and the Roman standards process.) Google Gulp Google chose today to announce the Google Gulp, which follows last year's revelation of the company's ambitious Copernicus Center. Oh, and don't forget the Google Satellite. The Bush twins, Jenna and Barbara, are revealed to be shipping out to...

Bush Twins in Sexy April Fool's Joke Maxim magazine, known for its risqué photographs of scantily clad women, is now taking on the twin daughters of President Bush in an April Fool's prank. In its April edition, which debuted Tuesday, Jenna and Barbara Bush are shown depicted in lingerie, as if they had just had a massive pillow fight, with feathers streaming down around them. The first paragraph reads: "Born Nov. 25, 1981, this Texas twosome burst into the public eye and our dirtiest dreams – right after Daddy moved into the Oval Office." According to the Houston Chronicle, the...

<p>Is presidential daughter Barbara Bush following through on her previously announced intentions to work with HIV-afflicted children overseas? We hear that she held a going-away party in Washington last week to announce her move to Africa, but details were sparse -- and the White House yesterday declined to comment, citing its policy of not discussing the private lives of Barbara or her twin, Jenna.</p>

Courtesy photo The bodies may not be familiar, but the faces sure are. That's Jenna and Barbara Bush — or is it Barbara and Jenna? — supposedly sporting sexy lingerie in Maxim magazine. As an April fool's joke, Maxim is taking on the Bush twins. The April issue of the men's magazine, which hit newsstands Tuesday, has a photo illustration of Jenna and Barbara Bush, plumage in the air and sporting lingerie in what is meant to be the aftermath of a pillow fight."Born November 25, 1981, this Texas twosome burst into the public eye and our dirtiest dreams...

Washington. A local boy who made it big on the Comedy Channel, Black knows that the city loves to laugh--just not at itself. So when he does his routine at the Radio & Television Correspondents' Association dinner on April 6, attended by the vice president and probably the president, he's going to skip the "F" word and be nice. He reasons that if questioners at President Bush 's Social Security town halls are being screened, "you have to tread very lightly because they are very thin skinned." Ditto for the other spring political galas, like the White House Correspondents' Association...

When it comes to romance, Jenna Bush isn't crossing party lines. The First Twin is dating 26 year-old Bush campaign aide Henry Hager. Hager - the guy snapped nuzzling her neck at an inaugural party - has been escorting Jenna all over Washington, including Georgetown's popular Smith's Point. "They've been dating since August," one source told us, adding that they met through friends and became close during the campaign. "They've definitely gotten hot and heavy," said another Bush pal. Hager's father, John Hager, is a former lieutenant governor of Virginia and was recently appointed assistant secretary of education. The young...

Jenna Bush Dating Richmonder? January 26, 2005 Does Jenna Bush have a local beau? Apparently so — the offspring of another Republican figure, former Lt. Gov. John H. Hager, who stepped down as Virginia’s director of the Office of Commonwealth Preparedness in April. Friends of the Hager’s 26-year-old son, Henry, have been talking about their buddy’s romantic interest, but the Hager family is averse to discussing the relationship. “I don’t really want to talk about it,” says Henry’s mother, Maggie Hager, reached at home last week. “That’s a private family matter.” Asked about Jenna Bush’s dating status, a spokeswoman for...

AFTER the Constitution Ball and the Commander in Chief Ball, after all the official black-tie parties wound down around midnight on Inauguration Day, members of a young Republican crowd scarcely old enough to remember the Reagan years were still looking for excitement. Naturally, they headed to a basement bar in Georgetown that has become an unofficial clubhouse for the Jenna and Barbara Bush generation. At that bar, Smith Point, these refugees in cummerbunds and gowns shimmied to a D.J. playing the Beastie Boys and slurped vodka shots poured down an ice-sculpture luge. And they entertained rumors that the twins themselves...