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Crack babies are finally getting the attention they deserve in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "Crack Baby Athletic Association", premiering on Wednesday, May 25 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.

NEW YORK, May 9, 2011 - The Prince of Canada is about to take a princess in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "Royal Pudding," premiering on Wednesday, May 11 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. It is a joyous time for all Canadians as the royal wedding commences. But just as the prince and princess are about to be joined for all eternity, the princess is abducted! All Canadians are called upon to help save the princess. Ike answers the call to arms.

Smugglers are heroes of sorts. The essence of what a smuggler offers is: “Government tyrants want to either prevent or interfere with peaceable voluntary exchange among individuals. I can reduce the impact of that interference.” Let’s look at smuggling, keeping in mind that not everything illegal is immoral and not everything legal is moral. snip Not many Americans are aware of today’s big smuggling activity — cigarette smuggling. Confiscatory taxes that are as high as $7 a pack in New York City, making one pack of cigarettes sell for $13, have encouraged a thriving smuggling business across our country. Like...

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Departments First Annual Comedy Awards at South Park Elementary in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Funnybot, premiering on Wednesday, May 4 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. At the schools first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.

The latest Apple product to hit the market is revealed in the 15th season premiere of "South Park" titled, "HUMANCENTiPAD," premiering on Wednesday, April 27 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. Kyle is intimately involved in the development OF a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.

South Park Season 15 starts this week. Wednesday April 27 at 10 pm.

Sen. Joe Negron wants fat Floridians and smokers to get healthy or else. Included in Negron’s revamp of the state-federal Medicaid program – which Negron will release tomorrow – is a component aimed at what senators are calling “personal responsibility.” Sen. Don Gaetz, a Niceville Republican who helped craft Negron’s bill, said Medicaid patients have to take control of their health care just as he had to do when his doctor told him to lose weight. “We’re saying that an individual who’s been diagnosed as morbidly obese needs to be on a medically-directed program of weight loss to manage that...

Electronic cigarettes moved a step closer to being regulated just like mainstream tobacco products on Tuesday when a federal appellate court unanimously upheld an injunction against the Food and Drug Administration’s attempt to ban them or regulate them more strictly as drugs. E-cigarettes are battery-powered tubes that look like cigarettes. They deliver nicotine by vaporizing a nicotine-derived liquid without combustion. Their distributors say this makes them more healthy than cigarettes. They can even deliver steam to exhale like a clean, smoke-free smoke. The F.D.A., concerned with marketing claims of products that deliver a highly addictive substance, has tried to ban...

STANS PARENTS ARE GROWING APART IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, November 15, 2010 Randy cant get enough of the Food Network in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Crème Fraiche," premiering on Wednesday, November 17 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL. Stans life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randys obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. When his mom takes off with her "new interest", Stan is left behind...

THE COON TAKES HIS REVENGE IN AN ALL-NEW SOUTH PARK ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, November 8, 2010 Coon and Friends find themselves at the mercy of Cartman who now has Cthulhu doing his bidding in an all-new episode of South Park titled, Coon vs. Coon & Friends, premiering on Wednesday, November 10 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL. The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon & Friends. Kenny McCormick, is wrestling with the weight of his...

Fast food giant McDonald's said Wednesday it was "extremely disappointed" at a ruling by San Francisco authorities banning high-calorie Happy Meals, which entice children to eat with free toys. The response came after the Californian city's board of supervisors voted to forbid restaurants from giving gifts with meals that contain too much fat and sugar. "We are extremely disappointed with this decision. It?s not what our customers want, nor is it something they asked for," said McDonald's spokeswoman Danya Proud. Happy Meals, which typically come in a colorful cardboard box packed with a burger, a drink, fries and desert, are...

The Coon comes face-to-face with Cthulhu in an all-new episode of South Park titled, Mysterion Rises, premiering on Wednesday, November 3 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL. Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.

The Coon Returns in "Coon 2: Hindsight" From the Comedy Central Press Release: THE COON RETURNSWITH FRIENDS IN AN ALL-NEW SOUTH PARK ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 27 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, October 25, 2010 Coon and Friends set out to help the victims of BPs latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf in an all-new episode of South Park titled, Coon 2: Hindsight, premiering on Wednesday, October 27 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL. The Coon now leads an entire team of crime-fighters. They are ready to take their place among the worlds most admired and...

SOUTH PARK TAKES A STAND AGAINST NEW JERSEY IN AN ALL-NEW SOUTH PARK ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 13 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, October 7, 2010 New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and their next stop is South Park in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "It's a Jersey Thing," premiering on Wednesday, October 13 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL. Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey!! South Park is in danger of becoming West Jersey within the week. As the Jerseyites spill into...

Episode 1408 Press Release From the Comedy Central Press Release: CARTMAN HITS THE SPEEDWAY! ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" EPISODES BEGIN ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 6 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, October 4, 2010 Cartmans dream is to join the exclusive ranks of great NASCAR drivers in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Poor and Stupid," premiering on Wednesday, October 6 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL. Cartman wants to race with the pros and he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. He's afraid that no matter how hard he tries, he'll never reach...

South Park Season 14b Press Release From today's Comedy Central Press Release: "SOUTH PARK" RETURNS WITH ALL NEW EPISODES! BEGINNING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 6 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL All-New Season 14 Episodes Available In HD On xBox LIVE, iTunes, Sony Playstation Network, Amazon Video On Demand, Zune Marketplace And New Episodes Also Available On SouthParkStudios.com And COMEDY CENTRAL On Demand NEW YORK, September 21, 2010 - After addressing the boys' sex addiction problems, Kyle's "friend" issue on Facebook and hitting their 200th episode, everyone's favorite foul-mouthed fourth-graders of "South Park" are back. Continuing its 14th season, "South Park"...

Cast your mind back to January 2009, when Barack Obama became the president of the United States amid much rejoicing. The hosannas—covering the inauguration was “the honor of our lifetimes,” said MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews—by then seemed unsurprising. snip. The better we understand this religious impulse, the better we will understand liberal America’s likely trajectory in the years to come. The first signs of the spiritual zeal that would eventually play a significant part in Obama’s election came not from Washington or Chicago but from Hollywood. Our moviemakers are adept at measuring the zeitgeist of the nation—of its liberal half,...

Episode 1407 Press Release From the Comedy Central Press Release: JIMMY IS MOTIVATED TO WIN IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 28 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, April 26, 2010 - JIMMY AND TIMMY head off TO SUMMER CAMP WITH ALL THEIR HANDICAPABLE FRIENDS in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "Crippled Summer," premiering on Wednesday, April 28 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Competition is the name of the game this summer. There is no time for Jimmy and his friends to slack off. They're working to be this year's champions at summer...

Episode 1406 Press Release From the Comedy Central Press Release: WHO IS ERIC CARTMAN'S FATHER? AN ALL-NEW EPISODE PREMIERES WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL® NEW YORK, April 19, 2010 - "South Park" is in danger from angry celebrities, violent Ginger kids and Mecha Streisand in an all-new episode titled "201," premiering on Wednesday, April 21 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. It's a tense situation in South Park as Muhammad has become the pawn in the game to save the town. The Ginger kids are threatening to destroy the city if Stan and Kyle don't hand...

“The policy was made by the president. No one knows how this decision was made.” This was the comically honest response of Ken Warner, dean of the School of Public Health, to the question of who proposed the campus-wide smoking ban, according to The Michigan Daily. It’s clear, then, that University President Mary Sue Coleman is the architect of the Smoke-Free Initiative, which will take effect in July of 2011. The initiative will prohibit smoking on all outdoor University property. Coleman and University administrators have been embarrassingly vague about why such a ban is necessary. Instead, they keep insisting that...