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Please forgive my vanity--it's very rare for me... Something I’ve found very interesting on FR since the election—and it may be just because I’ve missed it in any discussions I've been a part of on this site... LARRY KLAYMAN: All I remember reading every time Larry Klayman’s name (from Judicial Watch fame) was mentioned on this site—year after year during the Obama regime’s highest power arcs—was how impotent and incompetent Klayman was, that he was just a money-grabbing nothing-burger who NEVER consummated any of his lawsuits and FOIA requests against the GD Clintons or the other idiot liberals. What I...

"YOU'RE GONE JOHN" (to the tune of "Big Bad John") Got his ass kicked, but still barely alive He stood six-foot-six and weighed one-thirty-five Kinda narrow at the shoulders, broad at the hips And everybody knew you’d never hear him quit Gone John Gone John... Gone John... You're Gone John Nobody seemed to know what state he’d served Kinda drifted on the scene like a pinko perv Never voted much, just hunted ducks If he voted at all it was "America sucks!" Gone John Someone said he came from Boston Mass Where he found a rich girl and married her...

A SONG OF LOVE FROM THE TALIBAN (Sung to the old melody “We love you Elvis, oh yes we do…”First thing ya gotta do is imagine the Taliban leaders, sitting in their caves…around the crackling Cavefire, some are gaily toasting marshmallows, some are eating the yummy Taliban Taffy they just pulled…they wear their finest afghan dress, and tend to their beards.Some do cross-stitch…some are reading the funnies…others play hopscotch, as still others enjoy a game of “Clue”. One is wrestling playfully with another.Suddenly, up pipes Osama: “Let’s sing our song!” The others respond gleefully (some would even say somewhat effeminately) ...

DC POLICE’S KID-GLOVES TREATMENT: EXPOSING THE HYPOCRISYImagine that the long-suffering, near-death, thumbless wife of the esteemed Congressman Gary Condit (“Clindit”) had turned up missing on May 1, 2001, just as she came to Washington to attend the Laura Bush luncheon in DC…As soon as the DC police found out Clindit had a girlfriend, they would be leaning on that girlfriend, hard. And if she lied to them, stating that there wasn’t a “romantic” relationship, they would have taken her into custody immediately and obtained search warrants for everything she owned. They’d have sealed off her apartment and car, and obtained ...

Just a quickie, I promise! How about using a new nickname for the Hillorrhoid:Senator Schultz!She knows "NOOTHHHINNNGGG! NOTHINNNGGGG!!!!!"

FAMOUS EVENTS IN HISTORY—AS CALLED BY RITA COSBYRita Cosby of Fox News, who breathlessly and orgasmically proclaimed last week that the breaking Supreme Court decision was “a huge victory for AL Gore” MUST be FIRED!!! Until this, I had thought Fox News provided at least some “safe harbor” for us conservatives.But before we fire her, let’s listen to some of the other calls in her storied reporterette history. Remember, all these newscasts are to be delivered in a breathless, orgasmic delivery befitting the historical events:1) THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION: “Bret, I’m standing here in Dealy Plaza in Dallas waiting for the ...

SHAKE JANET RENO (To the Tune "Shake, Rattle and Roll"REFRAIN: Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet RenoShake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet RenoThe longer she stays/ The faster our freedoms go!VERSE 1: Billy Says Jump/ Janet says Yessiree!"Snatch that kid/ And do it A.S.A.P.Fire up the Osprey/ Fly'm to Fidel for me!Like a one-eyed cat/ Winkin' at the Blue Dress gooHear No/ See No/ Speak No evil tooGotta bad case/ Of the 'I don't remember' Flu!REFRAIN:VERSE 2: Poor Little 'Nitta/ He treated her like a Ho"Ice that lip/ Cause honey I gotta go"The harder she fought/ The benter ...