Wow! That is brilliant. I hope you will forgive me if I steal this for future use.
“arguing with a full blown liberal is like playing chess with a pigeon, he walks around and knocks all the pieces down, shits all over the board and then struts back and forth and acts as if somehow he has demolished you with his brilliance. You cant shoo him away, he is too puffed up with his own BS, so unless you want to shoot him there is not much you can do with him and there is no legal open season. He will never believe he has lost an argument because he only hears what is in his own head, he can never repeat back anything you have said without twisting it beyond recognition and if you dont say anything he will argue with what you didnt say.”