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  Fourth MarriageA woman, married three times, walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type and color are you looking for?'The bride to be said: 'A long frilly white dress with a veil.'The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent,20 if...

  ----   HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES       1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.      2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.       3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.      4. Then analyze the situation:       a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting         Department.      b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.       c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put         them in Engineering.      d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put         ...

     Coincindence?           Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 , witnesses claim an "unidentified flying object"     with five aliens aboard -- sex unknown -- crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch justoutside Roswell , New Mexico .     This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by     the US Air Force and the federal government.     However, you may well NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly    nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary Rodham;     John F. Kerry; William...

-- New Car I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this"! He said "Nelson"! The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" He continued. And "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light...

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at agent, and shakes his head "no." The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders...

TV WEATHERMAN QUITS TO PURSUE HURRICANE 'CONSPIRACY THEORY'...      http://www.journalnet.com/articles/2005/09/23/news/local/news05.txt

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