THE CONSISTORY: The Protocols Oh Good God, this'll be a busy day. But I love it -- I got into all this thanks to a consistory many moons ago, so these events mean as much to me as many of you would consider the births of your children. In testament to this, I do have a (real) scarlet biretta and zucchetto sitting on my bookshelf, currently in my line of sight. (Both were gifts from Eminent friends.) So as to avoid confusion, and so you can sound smart at cocktail parties and impress your respective audiences, here is the...