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  • George Carlin - Flying

    04/24/2018 7:49:07 PM PDT · by patro · 10 replies
    YouTube ^ | 09/06/2013 | EMFPRODUCTIONS777
  • George Carlin's Views on aging!

    02/21/2018 6:58:05 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 19 replies
    unknown | 5/1/1998 | George Carlin
    Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? <>If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' ' I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey,...
  • George Carlin on the Importance of Using Words that Don't Conceal Reality (s-gate)

    01/13/2018 8:56:37 AM PST · by DoodleBob · 23 replies
    YouTube ^ | March 23, 1990 | George Carlin
    I don't like words that hide the truth. I don't like words that conceal reality. I don't like euphemisms, or euphemistic language...I'll give you an example of that.
  • The truth about North Korea

    08/10/2017 6:00:07 AM PDT · by grayboots · 3 replies
    Twitter ^ | 8/9/2017 | Sophia Helwani
    Funny Stuff. Warning: Bad language
  • George Carlin - Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners

    02/05/2017 1:48:48 PM PST · by tbw2 · 16 replies
    George Carlin ^ | 11/1/2015 | George Carlin
    George Carlin - Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners
  • George Carlin: Owners of America (Sounds like Trump speech)[Bad language]

    10/19/2016 4:57:31 AM PDT · by AC Beach Patrol · 27 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/19/2016 | George Carlin "When fascism comes to America it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and smiley shirts." -- George Carlin
  • Destroying the myth of PTSD

    11/11/2015 4:15:18 PM PST · by pboyington · 24 replies
    US Defense Watch ^ | November 10, 2015 | Elmer Ellsworth
    First, we must express our sincere gratitude and respect for all those Veterans who carried the Flag before us, all those who served on our left and on our right and all those who picked up the Flag and moved forward after us. No matter where, when or in what role, your service is appreciated and recognized. And, Happy Birthday to the USMC – Semper Fidelis! As the first Veterans’ Day to be discussed from the Veterans’ Perspective, we must address one of the most important topics to be share with the civilian community. A Tragic Myth of PTSD –...
  • Detroit adds production line of Shinola watches to the list of stuff it makes

    05/10/2013 6:16:50 AM PDT · by Abathar · 60 replies
    The Oakland Press / AP ^ | May 09, 2013 | uncredited
    Detroit has a long history of making stuff cars, steel, even popcorn. Now, the city is home to a manufacturing facility devoted to the production of an item not made at this scale in the U.S. for decades: Wristwatches. A Dallas-based company has set up a production line for its Shinola brand of watches in Detroit. Shinola officials say their watch production target for this year is 45,000, to be sold online, at flagship stores in Detroit and New York and at fashion and jewelry retailers and department stores around the country.
  • George Carlin: Earth Day

    04/22/2012 8:33:03 AM PDT · by matt04 · 14 replies
    A classic Earth Day rant from George Carlin. Language warning.
  • George Carlin - Saving The planet

    04/22/2011 3:32:34 PM PDT · by all the best · 19 replies
    youtube ^ | February 24, 2008 | George Carlin
    George Carlin on environmentalism. Some inappropriate language. Not language that use or like but he totally demolishes the eco-wackos so I found it easy to overlook. Hilarious, brilliant, powerful.
  • Happy Earth Day from George Carlin [video, language warning]

    04/22/2010 6:22:44 PM PDT · by rae4palin · 4 replies · 638+ views
    Moonbattery [from You Tube] ^ | 4/22/10 | rae4palin
    George Carlin explains the stupidity of Earth Day and environmentalism. Language warning.
  • Atheists and (gay) Christians unite to protest at Pope in Sydney

    06/23/2008 9:58:33 AM PDT · by NYer · 30 replies · 158+ views
    The West ^ | June 23, 2008 | JOHN TOWNSEND
    A coalition of atheists and Christians will protest during World Youth Day against the Pope's visit to Sydney. With slogans including Gay is great and Condoms save lives, the NoToPope Coalition is planning a peaceful rally and march on July 19, the day Pope Benedict XVI travels to Randwick racecourse in Sydney's east. The Pope is homophobic, coalition spokeswoman Rachel Evans said in a statement today. Pope Benedict also condemns millions of people to AIDS via his world-wide anti-condom policy. Members of the NoToPope Coalition include The Metropolitan Community Church, Atheists Sydney, The Socialist Alliance, Resistance, and Community Action Against...
  • George Carlin RIP

    06/22/2008 9:54:22 PM PDT · by Gigantor · 209 replies · 1,336+ views
    Reuters Wires | Gigantor
    George Carlin reported dead from heart failure.
  • The Bill of No Rights

    03/24/2006 1:43:15 PM PST · by Kimmers · 14 replies · 345+ views
    FRIDAY24MARCH2006123456789101112............The Bill Of NO Rights... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require...
  • George Carlin's Views on Aging. Too funny and too true!

    01/09/2006 4:36:05 PM PST · by Craig DeLuz · 2 replies · 350+ views
    The Home of Uncommon Sense | 01/09/2006 | Craig DeLuz
    Im not one who normally goes around quoting George Carlin, but his perspective on how we look at getting older was too true to not share. Read More... Craig DeLuz Visit The Home of Uncommon Sense...
  • Obituary

    11/29/2005 5:07:36 AM PST · by 08morganl · 4 replies · 344+ views
    Redneck World Magazine | 2004
    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. he will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isnt always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (dont spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting stategies (adults, not kids, are...
  • George Carlin on Katrina (funny)

    10/07/2005 6:16:59 AM PDT · by Uncledave · 66 replies · 6,323+ views
    email going around
    Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans... First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, Lets go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming) #1. A mandatory evacuation means just that..Get the hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't, it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to...
  • Doc Farmer's End of the Year Bric-a-Brac

    12/29/2004 12:34:40 PM PST · by CHARLITE · 310+ views
    This is sort of a quiet time of year for most people. Most news organizations do that tired old that was the year that was review, telling you all the stuff that you went through in the previous twelve months, as if your attention spans had been MTVd down to around the goldfish level. Youre still sorting through all the wrapping paper you used at Christmas, hoping that your local Earth Liberation Front cell doesnt get back at you for your blatant destruction of the forests by burning your house down. Youre still recovering from having relatives come and visit...
  • George Carlin Entering Drug Rehab

    12/27/2004 10:33:56 AM PST · by Hillary's Lovely Legs · 94 replies · 2,865+ views
    Per Fox News Alert: George Carlin Entering Drug Rehab for Wine and Vicodin. This will be his first trip to rehab. He is 67 years old.
  • George Carlin attacks gambling in Vegas: Questions intelligence of tourists at MGM Grand

    12/12/2004 11:28:43 PM PST · by JohnHuang2 · 35 replies · 1,569+ views ^ | Monday, December 13, 2004
    Comedian George Carlin, 67, known for his shockingly obscene monologues got himself in trouble in Las Vegas recently but not because of his filthy mouth. In the his last performance at the MGM Grand after four years before 700 paying customers, he reportedly said: "People who go to Las Vegas, you've got to question their f-----g intellect traveling hundreds and thousands of miles to essentially give your money to a large corporation is kind of f-----g moronic. That's why what I'm always getting here is these kind of f-----g people with very limited intellects." But that's not the...