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  • President Obama 'Loves' 'Duck Dynasty' - Fox Nation

    12/20/2013 7:35:36 PM PST · by Vision Thing · 51 replies
    Fox News ^ | 12/20/2013
    *From Christian Broadcasting Network – they had the guests of Duck Dynasty (Willie and Korie Robertson) at WH Correspondent’s dinner. Willie Robertson relayed a convo with a CBN reporter after he says he spoke with POTUS: "He said he loves the show and watches it on Air Force One," Willie said. "I know the Obama's are very particular about what they let their girls watch on TV so if our show is one they find acceptable, that's really great!" Korie said.
  • About Security Update 2009-004

    08/12/2009 7:19:38 PM PDT · by Swordmaker · 4 replies · 293+ views
    Apple Inc. ^ | 08/12/2009 | Apple Inc, Announcement
    Article: HT3776Summary This document describes the security content of Security Update 2009-004, which can be downloaded and installed via Software Update preferences, or from Apple Downloads. For the protection of our customers, Apple does not disclose, discuss, or confirm security issues until a full investigation has occurred and any necessary patches or releases are available. To learn more about Apple Product Security, see the Apple Product Security website. For information about the Apple Product Security PGP Key, see "How to use the Apple Product Security PGP Key." Where possible, CVE IDs are used to reference the vulnerabilities for further information....
  • Feminists at 'The View' Fire Star Jones . . . for Failing to Be Fat

    06/28/2006 3:51:55 AM PDT · by governsleastgovernsbest · 124 replies · 5,795+ views
    AP/NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein
    by Mark Finkelstein June 28, 2006 As a veteran Couric watcher, I've recently come to follow [without actually watching] doings at The View, since Katie's replacement Meredith Vieira was for years a member of the show's cast. For those unfamiliar with it, The View is an all-female televised coffee klatsch and gabfest of which Barbara Walters is the creator, partial owner and a co-host. The View has a distinct liberal tint to its patter. And as we know, one of the tenets of feminist theology is that women have a right to whatever kind of body size they want, free...
  • Viruses catch up to the Mac.

    05/01/2006 3:46:08 AM PDT · by butternut_squash_bisque · 117 replies · 1,756+ views
    CNN ^ | Sunday, April 30, 2006; Posted: 6:54 p.m. EDT (22:54 GMT) | AP
    SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- Benjamin Daines was browsing the Web when he clicked on a series of links that promised pictures of an unreleased update to his computer's operating system. Instead, a window opened on the screen and strange commands ran as if the machine was under the control of someone -- or something -- else. Daines was the victim of a computer virus.
  • Creationism: God's gift to the ignorant (Religion bashing alert)

    05/25/2005 3:41:22 AM PDT · by billorites · 2,677 replies · 25,022+ views
    Times Online UK ^ | May 21, 2005 | Richard Dawkins
    Science feeds on mystery. As my colleague Matt Ridley has put it: “Most scientists are bored by what they have already discovered. It is ignorance that drives them on.” Science mines ignorance. Mystery — that which we don’t yet know; that which we don’t yet understand — is the mother lode that scientists seek out. Mystics exult in mystery and want it to stay mysterious. Scientists exult in mystery for a very different reason: it gives them something to do. Admissions of ignorance and mystification are vital to good science. It is therefore galling, to say the least, when enemies...
  • computer help needed spilled coffee on the keyboard vanity

    12/09/2004 7:27:28 AM PST · by Old Phone Man · 126 replies · 5,095+ views
    old phone man ^ | december 9, 2004 | old phone man
    we spilled coffee on our keyboard - compaq presario 2100 laptop - caps will not work and y key has gone nuts - any suggestions before we ship it off... help yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyn
  • France could defend EU in case of attack: minister

    07/05/2004 7:20:33 AM PDT · by Pikamax · 58 replies · 1,505+ views
    EUBUSINESS ^ | 07/05/04 | AFP
    France could defend EU in case of attack: minister 05 July 2004 France could use its nuclear capability to defend its neighbours, French Defence Minister Michele Alliot-Marie said in an interview Monday, while also urging European Union states to increase military spending. She said that rogue states "could one day point their missiles toward France and its neighbours. We could say to those countries: 'Watch out, if you try to carry out your threats we will destroy you before you know what's hit you.'" "If Germany asked us for help, it is probable that European solidarity would come into play,"...
  • ElBaradei wants Israel to discuss scrapping nukes

    07/04/2004 8:36:03 AM PDT · by FairOpinion · 19 replies · 685+ views
    Reuters ^ | July 4, 2004 | Louis Charbonneau
    VIENNA, July 4 (Reuters) - The head of the U.N. nuclear watchdog, Mohamed ElBaradei, goes to Israel on Tuesday to try to persuade the Jewish state to open up its nuclear programme, but officials said Israel was not ready to scrap its atomic arsenal. IAEA spokesman Mark Gwozdecky said it would be partly a "routine visit", but added that ElBaradei intended "to promote the concept of a nuclear weapons-free zone in the Middle East" -- clearly the central point of his talks. "We need ... to rid the Middle East of all weapons of mass destruction," ElBaradei said recently. "Israel...
  • Election 2002: Bush continues pushing McBride for specifics on environment plan

    10/14/2002 3:46:57 PM PDT · by AAABEST · 30 replies · 213+ views
    Naples Daily News via AP ^ | 10-14-02 | Associated Press
    Gov. Jeb Bush continued asking for specific ideas from Democratic gubernatorial nominee Bill McBride on Sunday, especially regarding McBride's newly released plan for Florida's environmental future. Bush, appearing before supporters in Fort Lauderdale, attacked his challenger for refusing to talk about certain tenets of the plan, including its cost. FORT LAUDERDALE — Gov. Jeb Bush continued asking for specific ideas from Democratic gubernatorial nominee Bill McBride on Sunday, especially regarding McBride's newly released plan for Florida's environmental future. Bush, appearing before supporters in Fort Lauderdale, attacked his challenger for refusing to talk about certain tenets of the plan, including its...