Will you loan me a few thousand dollars interest-free for a year? I'll pay you back in May. If you want the money back before May, you can get it from one of my buddies after January, but you'll have to pay him some of your cash to get it. Thanks in advance! Contact me here or here. BTW - if I can't get enough people to help me out with this, I might send someone around to your place to remind you about this generous offer*.*In California, these persons will all look like your governor, Gray Davis.