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  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    11/13/2011 1:31:05 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | November 13, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the US this week: (h/t Looking Spoon) More at Reaganite Republican
  • With All This Bad News, We Need A Good Laugh: Funniest Jokes in the World

    11/09/2011 10:54:25 PM PST · by This Just In · 154 replies · 3+ views
    The funniest joke in the world: The Second Funniest Joke ever: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets....
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    10/30/2011 1:16:14 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | October 30, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Political humor from across the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican Enjoy your weekend, FReeper patriots~
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    10/23/2011 12:36:58 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | October 23, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week- More at Reaganite Republican... Enjoy your weekend, FReeper patriots
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    10/16/2011 3:52:00 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | October 16, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    10/09/2011 4:41:02 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | October 9, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week- More at Reaganite Republican... Enjoy your weekend, FReeper folk~
  • Cartoonists Having a FIELD DAY here in the Grim Depths of the Bizarre Obammunist Era...

    10/06/2011 3:55:37 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | October 6, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    09/11/2011 12:16:56 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | September 11, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the country this week... More at Reaganite Republican _______________________________ 9/11 Anniversary tribute -here- We will never, ever forget it...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    09/04/2011 12:09:46 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | September 4, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican Enjoy your holiday weekend, FReepers-
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    08/28/2011 5:51:12 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 28, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican... Have a great weekend, FReepers -n- FReep-ettes
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    08/21/2011 12:38:14 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 21, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    08/07/2011 5:10:45 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 7, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the US this week... More at Reaganite Republican-  have a great weekend, FReeper patriots
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    07/31/2011 4:48:47 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 31, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from America's resurgent Right... More at Reaganite Republican Have a relaxing and blessed weekend, FReeper patiots... and rest assured, our side is winning now
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    07/24/2011 4:32:27 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 24, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican Stay cool out there this weekend, FReeper patriots~
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    07/17/2011 5:00:22 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 17, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week- More at Reaganite Republican Have a great Sunday, FReeper patriots
  • Obama As a Disney Villain

    07/13/2011 1:17:46 AM PDT · by Niuhuru · 11 replies
    Mind of Niuhuru | July 13, 2011 | Niuhuru
    Okay, here are some clips from a past Disney film and I thought this was a good idea to start with "Robin Hood" and then have other FReepers go about adding simliarities.
  • Riddles About Liberals

    07/10/2011 1:16:29 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 3 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 7-10-11 | Jared H. McAndersen
    Many of these have been inspired by previous writings. Some are totally new. Some are ones I probably haven't been the first one to think of, but they're all from me.This is a truncated list from the original post, I took the less family friendly ones out for this FR post. ---------- Q: Which pick for VP is the only no-brainer for both parties? A: Joe Biden Q: Why does Obama golf so much? A: It is the only time he has any balls. Q: What is the difference between Joe Biden's credit card and his library card? A: He...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    07/10/2011 3:10:39 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 10, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican Enjoy your weekend, FReepers- -and don't forget the pledge drive!
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    07/03/2011 5:04:20 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 3, 2010 | Reaganite Republican
    Best dozen political toons from around the US this week... More at Reaganite Republican -Have a great 4th, everybody-
  • How the fight started - Humor

    06/28/2011 11:54:04 AM PDT · by New Jersey Realist · 14 replies · 1+ views
    Vanity | Unknown | Unknown
    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ________________________________ My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying,...
  • Feds crack down on campus flirting and sex jokes

    06/22/2011 10:40:24 AM PDT · by CharlyFord · 31 replies
    The Washington Examiner ^ | 06/21/11 | Michael Barone
    When I was growing up it was widely believed that colleges and universities were the part of our society with the widest scope for free expression and free speech. In the conformist America of the 1950s, the thinking ran, few people dared to say anything that went beyond a broad consensus. But on campus anyone could say anything he liked. Today we live in an America with enormous cultural variety in which very few things are considered universally verboten. But on campus it's different. There saying something considerably milder than some of the double entrendres you heard in cable news...
  • Reagan Tells Democrat Jokes

    06/20/2011 4:47:27 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | June 20, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    More timeless, lib-poking wit from the Gipper: You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans... Some of you may remember that in my early days, I was sort of a bleeding heart liberal. Then I became a man and put away childish ways. The problem with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant... but that they know so much that simply isn't so A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at? Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at...
  • Shirts -n- Signs for Us Embittered Clingers

    06/07/2011 1:03:58 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | June 7, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    06/05/2011 12:09:39 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | June 5, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best dozen political toons from around this USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican... Have a great summer weekend, FReeper patriots
  • Fun with XtraNormal: A whole bag of Weiner jokes

    06/01/2011 1:13:48 PM PDT · by Nachum · 7 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | 6/1/11 | Jeff Winkler
    Apart from a scandal involving Rep. Henry Waxman, could there be anything more disturbing and juvenile than Anthony #Weinergate? The answer is yes, but who wants to mine that deep into the vast depravity of the human psyche? Either way, the jokes about the New York Representative are just too much fun and too easy to resist. Is it sophomoric to laugh at Weiner, the coverage and the free advertising Fruit of The Loom is getting? Absolutely. But it’s all so silly! How can you not crack jokes? With that in mind, here’s an XtraNormal video that contains no less...
  • Herman Cain Jokes (Good Ones/Clean Ones) !!

    05/27/2011 12:01:47 AM PDT · by AmericanInTokyo · 23 replies
    HermanCainFacts.com ^ | 25 May 2011 | HermanCainFacts
    Herman Cain doesn’t just complain about the weather. He does something about it. When Godfather Pizza was going broke, Herman Cain told the pizza to start tasting better, and it did. Herman Cain is the reason that clouds have silver linings. One day a liberal heckler called Herman Cain’s radio show. His phone melted. Herman Cain knows who let the dogs out, and has punished him appropriately. Herman Cain did not grow up in the south. Herman Cain has always been grown up. One day Superman asked Herman Cain for an autograph, but Herman Cain was too busy saving the...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    05/22/2011 6:46:09 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 22, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best dozen 'toons of the week... More at Reaganite Republican Have a super weekend, FReepers-
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    05/15/2011 4:27:16 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 15, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best dozen conservative toons this week- ___________________________________________________ More at Reaganite Republican Have a great weekend, FReeper patriots-
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    05/08/2011 3:35:03 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | March 8, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    More levity from today's New Right... More at Reaganite Republican... Have a great Sunday afternoon, FReepers
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    04/17/2011 8:51:40 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 17, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican... Enjoy your Sunday, FReepers-
  • CAN'T DO OBAMA JOKES (Video)

    03/16/2011 3:36:18 PM PDT · by Nachum · 6 replies
    you tube ^ | 3/16/11 | RossBennettComic
    This is a bit about how hard it is to tell an Obama Joke because of how over-protective the people are who love him. ...
  • Obama jokes about birthers at fundraiser; 'birther bill' gets killed in New Hampshire

    03/14/2011 10:38:23 AM PDT · by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! · 51 replies
    nydailynews.com ^ | March 10th 2011, 1:16 PM | Michael Sheridan DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
    President Obama is laughing off lingering doubts about his birth certificate. The commander-in-chief cracked wise at a fund-raiser in Boston, poking fun at the so-called "birther" movement, which insists he is not a natural-born citizen. "There's no weakness in us trying to reach out and seeing if we can find common ground," he said Tuesday. "Now, there are going to be times where we can't. I was born in Hawaii. What can I say? I mean, I just ... I can't change those facts."
  • Barack Obama jokes about ‘birther’ debate

    03/09/2011 5:42:48 PM PST · by Nachum · 55 replies
    yahoo ^ | 3/9/11 | Rachel Rose Hartman
    President Obama, speaking at a fundraising event Tuesday in Boston, made light of the "birther" conspiracy debate about whether he was really born in Hawaii. I think there's nothing -- there's no weakness in us trying to reach out and seeing if we can find common ground. Now, there are going to be times where we can't. I was born in Hawaii, what can I say? I mean, I just... I can't change those facts.
  • Stand-up Comedy Greats: Garry Shandling - 1983

    03/09/2011 12:48:19 PM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 17 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | March 9, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    "Sold my last house for $85,000... my landlord was real upset about that" Garry Shandling (11.29.1949) is an American comedian, actor and writer best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show. Born into a middle-class Jewish family in Chicago, Shandling was then raised in Tuscon, AZ. Later as a young adult he moved-on to LA, starting out a creative career at an ad agency, writing scripts.  Garry soon broke into TV by successfully submitting an unsolicited script for a Sanford and Son episode (this became the one where Fred turns his junkyard into a Japanese restaurant lol). He came...
  • Stand-up Comedy Greats: Bob Newhart 1969

    03/02/2011 12:53:38 PM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 56 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | March 02, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    "This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills...I'm not about to screw with it now!" Bob Newhart (Oak Park, Illinois 9.25.1929) is an American comedian, author, and TV/film actor known for a deadpan style and trademark stammering and hesitant delivery. His hugely successful career spans over four decades, and the man is nothing less than an American comedy legend... Bob Newhart's career was launched by his 1960 comedy album The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart -which acutally went to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and remains to this day the 20th best-selling LP of any kind... in history.  Not...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    02/27/2011 4:01:45 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | February 27, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    -click any to enlarge- __________________________________________________ More at Reaganite Republican Have a great weekend, FReeper patriots-
  • Stand-up Comedy Greats: Emo Phillips 1988

    02/23/2011 12:22:05 PM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 26 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | February 23, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    "Most states don't end in the letter 'A'..." Surrealist comedian Emo Phillips (dob 2.08.56) is an entertainer and comedian originating from the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove, Illinois. The highly unique brand of self-deprecating stand up comedy that made him famous is often built upon the paraprosdokians and garden path sentences spoken in a wandering falsetto tone. It's been said that the wide-eyed, confused, and childlike delivery is employed to invoke the 'wisdom of children' or the idiot savant... Philips has recorded three comedy albums, including E=mo², which won the 1985 New Music Award for best comedy album. It was...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    02/20/2011 3:22:29 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | February 20, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    Best dozen Op-Ed toons from around the United States this week... More at Reaganite Republican
  • Stand-up Comedy Greats: Steven Wright Debuts on The Tonight Show - 1982

    02/16/2011 12:39:54 PM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 34 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | February 16, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    "Yeah, it's a small world... but I wouldn't want to paint it" Steven Wright -dob 12.06.55- is an American comedian, actor and writer. Widely known for a distinct lethargic voice and deadpan delivery in a droning monotone, the highly-original style of humor centers on ironic, philosophical, and even nonsensical jokes and one-liners with often bizarre, contrived situations. His early career as a Boston-area stand up comedian working primarily two clubs eventually landed him appearances on both the Carson and Letterman shows by 1982.  Wright's unique act went over huge in the new-wave 80s, and he was repeatedly asked back on. By 1985,...
  • Video: Ronald Reagan Tells Russian Jokes

    01/15/2011 3:12:00 PM PST · by Twotone · 8 replies
    Theo Spark ^ | Oct. 21, 2010 | Theo Spark
    Ronald Reagan loved to tell Russian Jokes - jokes the Russians told themselves. This is a link to the video, which takes about 5 minutes to play.
  • Stand-up Comedy Greats: Bill Cosby - 1970

    02/09/2011 9:22:58 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 17 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | February 09, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. (dob 7.12.1937) is an American comedian, actor, author, television producer, educator, philosopher, and musician. Cosby got his start at various clubs, then landed a starring role in the 1960s action show I Spy. He later starred in his own series, the situation comedy The Bill Cosby Show in 1969. He was one of the major characters on the children's television series The Electric Company for its first two seasons, and created the educational cartoon comedy series Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, about a group of young friends growing up in the city.  Bill Cosby has...
  • Gipper's Greatest Hits: Ronald Reagan Tells Soviet Jokes

    01/15/2011 6:38:35 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 9 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | January 15, 2011 | Reaganite Republican
    A Soviet citizen went into KGB headquarters and reported he'd lost his parrot. The KGB agent says "what are you bothering us for... why don't you report it to the local police?" The guy says "I just want YOU to know that I don't agree with A WORD of what my parrot has to say..." _____________________________________________________ A guy's walking down the street, late in the evening in Moscow. A soldier calls out for him to halt and he starts running. So the soldier shot him. The other soldier says "why'd you shoot him" He says "curfew". "Well, it isn't...
  • Obama Joke of the Day - November 29

    11/29/2010 8:57:40 AM PST · by toma29 · 5 replies
    Useful Info Nation ^ | 11/29/2010 | Thomas Bryan
    How is it that the WikiLeaks founder is able to obtain millions of pieces of classified documents from the US government? Because to Obama, "classified documents" only means his transcripts and birth certificate. Useful Info Nation
  • Latest Late Night Obama Jokes

    11/23/2010 9:03:31 AM PST · by toma29 · 7 replies
    Hot Air ^ | 11/23/2010 | Andrew Malcolm
    Once upon a time there was widespread concern that America’s late-night TV comedians, who fuel and reflect so much of popular culture’s chatter, would shy away from making fun of the Smoker-in-Chief because, well, you know. As someone who collects these passing smiles, we can report that is not the case. Here are a few recent offerings: Letterman: Vice President Joe Bidens birthday party was over the weekend. President Obama was so excited he asked Biden to attend in his place. Leno: Happy Birthday to Joe Biden. President Obama got him a gag gift. No, not a funny gift. A...
  • Obama Joke of the Day - September 23

    09/23/2010 8:01:14 AM PDT · by toma29 · 4 replies
    Useful Info Nation ^ | 9/23/2010 | Thomas Bryan
    Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and Barack Obama go into a bar. Bill tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a B and C." Obama whispers, "What is a B and C?" "That's a bourbon and Coke," Clinton answers. Then Biden orders, "I'll have a G and T." Obama again whispers, "What's a G and T?" "A gin and tonic," Joe replies. Obama wants to seem like he's one of the guys so he tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a 15." The bartender asks, "What's a 15?" Obama says, "A 7 and 7." Obama has decided to change the name of Air Force...
  • Jerry Brown apologizes for Lewinsky jokes

    09/14/2010 12:55:25 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 44 replies
    Yahoo Upshot ^ | 9/14/10 | Rachel Rose Hartman
    Jerry Brown answers a reporter's question.Jerry Brown is running for the 2010 California governorship, but he's spent much of the last week reliving the politics of the 1990s. And Brown's unfortunate lurch into the past culminated Monday with an apology to former President Bill Clinton for taking shots at Clinton's conduct during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. "Bill Clinton was an excellent president," Brown, the state attorney general, said Monday at a news conference. "It was wrong for me to joke about an incident from many years ago, and I'm sorry." Brown's 1990s mystery tour began early last week when his...
  • Conservative Dem lawmaker jokes about Speaker Pelosi dying

    08/26/2010 2:22:20 PM PDT · by Nachum · 16 replies
    the hill ^ | 8/26/10 | Jordan Fabian
    Democratic Rep. Bobby Bright (Ala.) on Wednesday ducked a question on whether or not he would vote for Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) by joking that she "might even get sick and die." Bright, a centrist Blue Dog who voted against the healthcare reform law, made the comments in response to a question about whether he'd support Pelosi to retain the Speaker's gavel. Speaking at a local Chamber of Commerce event, Bright "joked that Pelosi might lose her own election, decide not to run for the speaker’s job or otherwise not be available," the Montgomery Advertiser wrote. He then suggested "jokingly"...
  • ABC Links Dan Quayle’s ‘Potatoe’ to His Son: ‘Dust off the Jokes and Hold on to Your Potatoes’

    08/16/2010 3:51:01 PM PDT · by Nachum · 53 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | 8/16/10 | Brad Wilmouth
    Saturday’s Good Morning America on ABC devoted a full report to former Vice President Dan Quayle’s son Ben’s run for Congress in Arizona, focusing primarily on perceived gaffes by both him and his father. As anchor John Berman set up the report, he gave the impression that he views the former Vice President primarily as a joke: "It's time to dust off the jokes and hold on to your potatoes. Who can forget the vice presidency of Dan Quayle? His mortal feud with TV's Murphy Brown. His battles with the dictionary. Well, now, one of his children wants to follow...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    07/11/2010 3:12:06 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 10, 2010 | Reaganite Republican
    Just linking here to the best conservative humor of the week, compiled each Sunday... As the hollow fraud of Obamamania implodes, the editorial cartoonists are having a FIELD DAY... at least somebody has found a growth industry in the grim Obammunist era:
  • The Web's Worst Lawyer Commercials

    07/09/2010 8:05:06 AM PDT · by KeyLargo · 7 replies
    You're flipping channels late at night and come across what can only be a preview for the latest Public Access show. Turns out it's an ad for an overeager lawyer hoping to separate themselves from the (wolf) pack. A friendly tip from the Urlesque staff: don't try so hard. We've compiled the Web's worst lawyer commercials to show you that just because you went to law school (presumably via e-mail), doesn't mean you can't call someone an "illiterate boob" on television.