Free Republic

Fury over new ketchup ad By SUN ONLINE REPORTERANIMAL welfare chiefs today slammed a new telly advert featuring a guinea pig drinking tomato ketchup. The cheeky Heinz commercials show a caged pet downing sauce instead of water from a bottle.But the RSPCA says giving the animals too much ketchup can make them ill and the ads are sending out the wrong message. The clips - which end with the line "You can't eat without it" - are aired during breaks for ITV's Emmerdale.An RSPCA spokeswoman said: "Water is an essential part of a guinea pig's diet and we wouldn't recommend replacing it with ketchup."A small amount...

WASHINGTON — Is this another John Kerry flip-flop? Less than three weeks after vowing in defeat to sweep aside partisan bickering, Kerry is slamming the White House for "a right-wing assault on values and ideals that we hold most deeply." In a new four-minute Internet ad on his campaign Web site, Kerry paints a doomsday future based on Bush's recent nods to fill vacated Cabinet posts. "The Cabinet is being remade to rubber-stamp policies that will undermine Social Security, balloon the deficit, avoid real reform in health care and education, weaken homeland security and walk away from critical allies...

Former US presidential challenger John Kerry plans to use his Senate seat and Democrat supporters to remain a major voice in American politics despite his election loss.Friends and aides said he was assessing the feasibility of trying again for the presidency in 2008.But in a glum post-mortem to the presidential campaign, Senator Kerry's senior advisers said he lost the election because he had failed to turn it into a referendum on the economy.A pollster for Mr Kerry, Stanley Greenberg, said the campaign saw evidence that its position was slightly deteriorating among white rural voters 10 days before election day and...

Now available with specially marked bottles of Heinz Catsup (for a limited time only): "John Kerry's Plans For a More Sensitive,More Effective War in Iraq " These secret plans, developed in the US Senate over 20 years are now available to you in this one time only offer. Available in Eggshell Blue and WindSurf Silver, JOHN KERRY'S PLANS, were to be used by "Smarter" and "More Effective" people in Office of The President of The United States of America. Sealed with the official seal of The United Nations, they can be yours to study and ponder. Get Yours Today

... Possibly even more so than Hillary Clinton, Teresa Heinz Kerry is coming to epitomize the contempt those in the highest positions of power exhibit towards Americans and the American way of life. At least with this harpy coming to the forefront of the news cycle, quasi-apathetic Americans have no excuse about not knowing what’s in store for them should Teresa’s attitude continue to prevail throughout policy and government in terms of curtailing the way in which Americans will be allowed to express themselves and in the very way in which they will be allowed to live their lives. In...

Subject: Your Heinz bottles don't lie! Your Heinz bottles don't lie! Check your Heinz bottles. I checked and my bottle of Heinz catsup says "Product of Canada" Guess I'll be checking out all the Heinz products at the store! I happened to look at the label of a jar of Heinz sandwich slice pickles. Yep...."Made in Mexico." Check some of your Heinz products. Sen. John Kerry keeps talking about U.S. corporations leaving this country and setting up shop in foreign countries, taking thousands of jobs with them. He is right,because that has happened. However, he is trying to blame it...

Hi everybody! After becomming sickened with Kerry's TV advertisements, I decided to make an original "Jib-Jab" style animation demonstrating Teresa Heinz barking like a dog, and Kerry "tap-dancing" for the fans. arrrgghhh...I hope you all enjoy it! www.motherketchup.com

GREEN BAY, Wis. -- Democratic challenger John F. Kerry accused President Bush yesterday of covering up the disappearance of Iraqi explosives after the US-led invasion, charging that the incumbent ''tried to hide the information until after the election" as part of a broader political strategy to mislead voters about setbacks in Iraq. At a rally late yesterday in Las Vegas, Kerry went even further, suggesting that the missing weapons had been used against American troops. ''Those ammo dumps have been looted and raided, and kids and our young American forces are being shot at from weapons stolen from the ammo...

Can you think of any? I was sitting here burping the baby and listening to the drone of Kerry's voice when it occurred to me! Three Lines 5 syllables-7 syllables-5 syllables

I think I've figured out what "ping" means, (related to the DOS prompt)? I would like to know what BUMP means and some of the others. I fully expect to be flamed on this question.

You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup? W Ketchup™ is made in America, from ingredients grown in the USA. A portion of every sale is donated to the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships for the children of active duty service members killed in the line of duty. W Ketchup is America’s Ketchup™

Teresa Heinz Kerry visited a Point Loma bakery yesterday to hear stories about the impact of the war in Iraq on military family life. The wife of Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry was in San Diego to headline a Democratic Party fund-raising dinner Monday night. Yesterday morning, she sipped a cup of tea at Con Pane Rustic Breads & Cafe and commiserated with several "military moms" around the table about the disruptions of unexpectedly long deployments. Kathy Frasca said she wound up essentially raising her 3-year-old granddaughter when her daughter Emily, a 30-year-old Army Reservist, was sent overseas for more...

Now that I have your attention....It's late, and one last post. I came across this article tonight. It's an absolute puker! This could be the most scarry look into the female liberal mind, and what actually goes on in there! Here's the link: http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/columns/thesexes/9911/ On a completely seperate note, Naomi Wolf has been officialy named Naomi Fox around my house. Too bad she's on the dark side!

Submitted With Relish The H.J. Heinz Co. has announced its "Say Something Ketchuppy II" contest: Sometimes our label gets tired of saying "Tomato Ketchup" all of the time. We received a huge response from our first talking label contest, and now our ketchup is begging for more of your ideas. So make a joke about french fries or have some fun at the expense of mustard. Once again it is time to send your funny phrase (8 words or less, please) and the best ones will be featured on our front label in stores across the country. Earlier winners include...

MIDI - GOT TO GET A MESSAGE TO YOU A loony woman's running around And she's been saying things that are very profound Our first lady she's wanting to be I'm afraid that's something I do not want to see She has got a special message for you Just shove it...just shove it You are scumbags and idiots, too Just shove it...just shove it Would she be as bad as Hillary I can't wait to hear her shout out you're an FJB! Condescension that she has is rare With her traitorous husband they make quite a pair She has...

How did this politically incorrect bottle of Catsup get into my fridge? This mocks those poor little homeless men who spend their Sunday mornings on street corners everywhere pretending to work for food. This reminds me of a certain VP candidate. Big Harry Ketchup! what will they think of next. http://www.grassboots.org

Wedding Videos Revealed September 16 at 11 pm et/pt A couple getting hitched inside coffins, bees attacking the wedding party, a dog ring bearer...and that's just the beginning! Witness the most outrageous weddings ever (bloopers and all) caught on camera! Hosted by comedian Debi Gutierrez. Tune in on Thursday, September 16 at 11 pm et/pt.

If you open up your refrigerator a see a bottle of Heinz Ketchup; here is a link that will give you a lable you can print out and put over the Heinz label. It will be great for all of those Labor Day picnics. Please pass it on. http://bushcountryketchup.com/sitebuilder/images/newcover2-415x332.png

Kerry: Swift Boat Vets for Bush Ad Fact Check - 'Medals'8/31/2004 3:12:00 PM To: National Desk, Political Reporter Contact: Chad Clanton or Phil Singer, 202-464-2800, both of Kerry-Edwards 2004WASHINGTON, Aug. 31 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Following is a release of Kerry-Edwards 2004:"Let's take this garbage off the air. Let's get on to address the future of the American people and all that rests on this country. All George Bush has to offer is fear and smear," said former Georgia Senator Max Cleland.FACT CHECKAD TITLE: "Medals"DATE: 8/30/04PAID FOR BY: Bob Perry, Harlan Crow and Other Texas Friends of GeorgeBush, Karl Rove &...