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  • Genesis space probe parachute did not open.

    09/08/2004 8:59:52 AM PDT · by evets · 320 replies · 6,531+ views
    failure!
  • Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party

    09/07/2004 10:32:47 AM PDT · by sully777 · 27 replies · 910+ views
    CNN/AP ^ | 9-06-04
    Airplane's Toilet Ice Crashes Garden Party GRAZ, Austria (AP) - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon: a chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an Austrian family's garden. No one was injured when the ice tumbled from the sky Sunday afternoon in Graz...the fragment bore deep into the soil in the garden, where the unidentified family was enjoying a lazy summer afternoon...police said the 6-inch ice ball almost certainly came from an airliner toilet, judging from its blue color and its odor. They did not elaborate. 09/06/04 21:50
  • Jet-powered wheelchair surprise (hold muh crumpets)

    08/30/2004 1:40:49 PM PDT · by Moose4 · 70 replies · 1,433+ views
    BBC ^ | 30 August 2004 | Unattributed
    Giuseppe Cannella had a big surprise for his mother-in-law when he put a jet engine on the back of her wheelchair. Mr Cannella says the chair can now do top speeds of more than 60mph and has proved the star of a model plane championship during the Bank Holiday. A model plane enthusiast himself, Mr Cannella has been putting on shows at Barkston Heath near Grantham, Lincs. "It is just the wheelchair with the engine bolted on the back and steering on the front," he said. Holiday surprise "Originally it was a gimmick. I had a jet engine and I...
  • Witchcraft Blamed as Man Grows Genital Organ on Face

    08/25/2004 4:13:43 PM PDT · by NYC GOP Chick · 85 replies · 4,907+ views
    NewZimbabwe.com ^ | 8.24.2004 | Japhet Dube
    IN a bizarre incident, a Bulawayo man allegedly developed a female genital organ on the right side of his face stretching up to the chest in what is suspected to be a case of witchcraft.The man was the talk of the Egodini commuter omnibus terminus in the city on Monday where many people who spotted him as he was boarding a omnibus to Magwegwe West suburb on Sunday could not believe what they had seen.The man was yesterday admitted at Mpilo Central Hospital where doctors said he had a "cancerous tumor", the Chronicle newspaper reported.The hospital superintendent, Dr Lindiwe Mlilo...
  • 'Our trains are in lap of the god'

    07/03/2004 3:39:28 AM PDT · by MadIvan · 31 replies · 524+ views
    The Daily Telegraph ^ | July 3, 2004 | Peter Foster
    India's railway minister has come up with a novel excuse for the appalling safety record of the world's largest railway network - he blames it on Vishwakarma, the Hindu god of machines. Passengers travel on a crowded train in Calcutta "Indian Railways are the responsibility of Lord Vishwakarma," said Laloo Prasad Yadav. "So is the safety of passengers. It is his duty [to ensure safety], not mine." India's 67,000-mile rail network, on which 1.4 million people are employed, suffers from decades of chronic under-investment. Accidents - on average there are 300 every year - are a permanent hazard for the...
  • Drunken 'Stripper' Sparks Probe

    05/17/2004 12:34:23 PM PDT · by lowbridge · 52 replies · 766+ views
    Yahoo/Reuters ^ | 5/17/04
    Drunken 'Stripper' Sparks Probe Mon May 17,11:55 AM ET LONDON (Reuters) - A drunken woman looking for a place to sleep slipped past security and onto an aircraft at Aberdeen airport in Scotland where she dozed unnoticed for several hours, sparking a review of security. The British Airports Authority (BAA) said Monday it had launched a full investigation after the woman -- reported by a newspaper to be a scantily clad stripper -- scaled a fence and boarded a private jet. "The young woman was found aboard an aircraft last Thursday and an investigation is under way," a BAA spokesman...
  • NC: Husband burns house so wife won't get it

    04/29/2004 9:52:59 AM PDT · by Constitution Day · 310 replies · 410+ views
    Rocky Mount Telegram [Rocky Mount, N.C.] ^ | 04/28/2004 | J. Eric Eckard
    Husband burns house so wife won't get itBy J. Eric Eckard, Rocky Mount Telegram A Nashville man going through a divorce burned his home to the ground Wednesday in an effort to thwart his wife from receiving any property, Nash County authorities said. "He said that his wife had left him, and he didn't want her to have everything that he had worked so hard for," a Nash County Sheriff's Department spokesman said. The incident occurred early Wednesday morning, and included an armed stand-off with deputies. The man's name was not released because no crime was committed, the spokesman said....
  • Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 15

    02/05/2004 11:22:56 AM PST · by Mo1 · 6,095 replies · 5,895+ views
  • I am the third coming of . . . . . ZOT!!!

    02/02/2004 2:46:14 PM PST · by BongsideReform · 62 replies · 470+ views
    The brain (such as it is) of some zotted stoner | 2-02-04 | Mark Anthony Halleck
  • Chilling crime: Streakers in restaurant watch as their car stolen

    01/15/2004 12:16:20 PM PST · by SLB · 77 replies · 202+ views
    SF Gate ^ | Jan 15, 04 | AP
    <p>Three men who went streaking through a Denny's restaurant were chilled and chagrined when they spotted a thief drive off in their getaway car, their clothes inside.</p> <p>Naked in the 20-degree weather, the three young men huddled behind cars in a parking lot until police arrived.</p>
  • Family: Army's grenade attacker 'driven to it'

    03/25/2003 1:36:34 PM PST · by bolobaby · 111 replies · 368+ views
    ABC News ^ | 03/25/03 | ABC News
    Attitude Problem? Family: Soldier Accused in Grenade Attack Troubled Over Race & Religion Issues March 25 — U.S. Army Sgt. Asan Akbar, the soldier being detained in connection with a grenade attack on his fellow soldiers, told his family members that he encountered racism as an African-American and a Muslim in the armed services. His stepfather, William Bilal, who was once married to Akbar's mother, Quran Bilal, said that his stepson was resentful toward the military and had complained several years ago that it was difficult for a black man "to make rank" in the military. "Asan was pushed to...
  • Torricelli News Conference 5 pm EST LIVE THREAD

    09/30/2002 9:20:19 AM PDT · by alisasny · 2,042 replies · 501+ views
    Opine away : )