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U.S. District Judge Fred Biery has spoken. The Texas judge issued a ruling in the case he called "The Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikini Top v. the (More) Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Pastie." Yes, indeed. At issue was a strip club's request for a preliminary injunction that would block enforcement of a San Antonio ordinance requiring its dancers to wear bikini tops while entertaining. The club had asked that its employees be allowed to wear nipple-covering "pasties" instead.The fact that this case went to court is strange enough. But that seems downright pedestrian when compared with Judge Biery's hilarious ruling...

Nadya Suleman tells the British magazine Closer, “I will be celibate for the next 15 years.” Too bad she didn’t take her vow of celibacy 15 years ago. Then, maybe, she wouldn’t have the 14 children she’s raising without benefit of a loving, supportive husband. Then, maybe, she wouldn’t have taken $10,000 from the magazine to pose in the semi-nude. The 36-year-old California serial mom put out for the magazine because she apparently is hard up for money. She doesn’t get child support from any of her babies’ daddies. Neither the six resulting from five pregnancies beginning in 2001. Nor...