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  • Why I'm switching my voter regestration to dumocrat

    12/19/2006 3:53:34 PM PST · by goodtomato · 102 replies · 1,795+ views
    Why would I switch my political party to democrat? So I can vote against hidabeast in the primary, and again in november.
  • Drunken Swedish moose drowns after fermented apple binge

    11/24/2006 10:30:11 PM PST · by George W. Bush · 30 replies · 1,240+ views
    Yahoo! News ^ | 11/23/2006 | Agence France-Presse
    Drunken Swedish moose drowns after fermented apple binge STOCKHOLM (AFP) — A moose that became inebriated after binging on fermented fallen apples in northern Sweden drowned when it fell through the ice of a frozen inlet, Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet reported on Thursday. "The moose appears to have eaten too many fermented apples and become confused out on the ice," Luleaa police spokesman Erik Kummu told local media. Emergency services were scrambled but they were unable to save the four-legged apple thief. For several days prior to the moose's demise, local residents had contacted police after seeing the animal munch its...
  • John has fixed the problem. Post away!

    11/24/2006 1:06:59 PM PST · by Admin Moderator · 4,523 replies · 29,359+ views
    FR | Control Freak Mod
    Thanks for your cooperation.
  • 28 sq-kilometers of rocks forming the name ZOT

    10/03/2006 10:50:12 AM PDT · by alsharif747 · 3,972 replies · 14,663+ views
    http://www.geocities.com/ohodmount3 ^ | 10/3/06 | Alsharif M.Maree
    do you belive that mount ohod in madina KSA form the name mohammad in arabic ? For a photo try copy and paste any of the following links : www.geocities.com/ohodmount5 www.geocities.com/ohodmount3 www.geocities.com/ohodmount
  • The Proper Care and Feeding of the Free Republic Keyword Feature

    09/20/2006 6:06:39 PM PDT · by Admin Moderator · 198 replies · 8,002+ views
    <p>The Free Republic keyword feature serves a valuable purpose, it alerts posters to topics that they are interested in and supplements those topics which aren't already listed as available topics.</p> <p>1. Please do not add words like "and" and "the" to the keywords. And PLEASE do not add every word from your title to the keywords, that's just plain annoying.</p>
  • Zotted Trolls Love Socialism is the best form of government (and here why)

    08/28/2006 1:33:08 PM PDT · by hand out love all · 5,619 replies · 20,392+ views
    Socialism is best because under socialism. No one has to worry about being poor or starving to death. No one is poor, unemployed, discriminated, everyone is equal reguardless or race or creed. Today such ideas are condemned as evil. Any attempt to protest against slavery and genocide and human rights violations are met with the cries of COMMUNISM! By the religious right and then they conjure up stories about Stalin, Gulags, tortue, police state etc. So therefore we must stick with the current system of sweat shop slavery, poverty and racism while rich people who already have all they will...
  • 2006 FREEREPUBLIC LEXICON (Lingo, Dictionary, Lore Handbook)

    08/25/2006 10:19:00 AM PDT · by batter · 215 replies · 12,576+ views
    Freepers past and present | 25 August 2006 | soccer8
    The 2006 FreeRepublic LexiconAKA "The Freepism, Freepology, Lingo, Dictionary, Terminology, Lore Handbook" A revised and condensed version of The Lexicon of FreeRepublic, culled from Lexicon of FreeRepublic - 4th Edition and Freeper Lingo Thread (the history and meening of 'Freepisms' including pictures). Thanks to the many Freepers who contributed! In this latest update, I have cut the emoticons and standard acronyms (LOL etc - which are readily available on the web and previous Lexicons) for the sake of brevity. I have attempted to include all definitions and histories provided to me and give credit to those who provided me the...
  • MY 1,000TH SCREEN NAME AT FREEREPUBLIC ZOTTED!!!!!! I NEED A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

    08/24/2006 5:14:48 PM PDT · by the one thousand club · 304 replies · 10,367+ views
    To my best calculations, this is my 1,000th screen name at Free Republic! This one will undoubtedly soon be banned, and besides this one, I only know of one other that's still active. I first signed on in September 1999, and I only had a dozen screen names for the first two years. But when the fascist mods showed up, the screen names multiplied. On some days I have had as many as 6! Here's to disrupting the most dangerous website in America! You guys are fools for supporting this place.
  • Freeper Lingo Thread (the history and meening of 'Freepisms' including pictures)

    08/24/2006 9:32:06 AM PDT · by batter · 491 replies · 23,418+ views
    soccer8 | 24 August, 2006 | soccer8
    <p>Every once in a while I see Freeper lingo I don't understand and have to research to figure out the meaning/background.</p> <p>Today, I thought it would be helpful for newbies (and 'seasoned' Freepers) to have a 'reference' for the lingo specifically related to FR (ie not stuff like LOL etc you can get everywhere else).</p>
  • ARE WE BLIND? (It’s all fun and games until they zot your eye out)

    08/19/2006 8:54:00 AM PDT · by AmericanDragon · 90 replies · 1,963+ views
    Call any Tech Support line, or your bank for that matter. Do you get a fellow American on the other end? Or do you get someone in India that can't help you and just gives you the run around because they don't know any better (which doesn't matter because you can't understand them anyway!). This is not only happening in the Call Center field, but in Technology, Animation and other Media and so forth. This takes away millions of jobs from Americans and at the same time, we have millions of people coming from India who are getting grants to...
  • Have you noticed lately... (the Mods took out the trash)

    08/17/2006 8:47:11 PM PDT · by Godd · 93 replies · 1,610+ views
    MM&I | Aug. 2006 | Godd
    Ever noticed lately, how women in general have it so easy? Alway's have to be first at everything, if you go to a marketplace or mall, they have to park the closest, so they don't have to walk so far! Ever notice how upset they get when someone tells them, 'Women' are so spoiled these days? They all have to have a brand new car! Ever notice how women have to the man do their dirty work? Like anything at all that takes any effort. Ever notice how women outlive men these day's? In the 1800's, it used to be...
  • FREEREPUBLIC IS RUN BY SECERT FANATIC MUSLIMS ZOT!

    08/16/2006 10:54:15 PM PDT · by iknowthetruh · 237 replies · 4,612+ views
    ME
    FREEREPUBLIC IS RUN BY SECRET MUSLIMS, THEY INTEND TO RUN THE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT INTO THE GROUND, JIMROB IS A CERTIFIED SECRET MUSLIM FANATIC, HE SHILLS FOR BUSH (IN THE POCKET OF SAUDIS) I AHTE FREE REPUBLIC, GO TO HELL!
  • A shameless photoshop request (in a shameless vanity)

    08/14/2006 11:14:15 AM PDT · by Hacksaw · 17 replies · 612+ views
    FreeRepublic ^ | 8-14-6 | hacksaw
    I'd do this myself if I was any good with graphics packages. I'm trying to get a binary of John Kerry and Ted Kennedy driving through a Big Dig tunnel with concrete panels crashing around them (preferably while bitching about Iraq or something). If anyone can help or already has something similar, I would greatly appreciate it. I've tried using Paint.net, but it turned into a disaster (hey, I'm a mainframe programmer).
  • What is a "ping" list and how does one get on it?

    08/11/2006 9:16:40 PM PDT · by silentknight · 95 replies · 2,010+ views
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  • What have Liberals/Democrats really done? What is their agenda

    08/09/2006 2:38:26 AM PDT · by CAUGHTUP77 · 115 replies · 2,506+ views
    8/9/2006 | CAUGHTUP77
    Ok after 8 years of "lurking" I finally have to post a question. After searching and searching I cannot find a list of what the Liberals and Democrats have done to hurt the USA. Could some of you provide a list for me?
  • Will You Guys Pull Your Man Dr. Phil Off the Air? PLEASE!

    08/08/2006 2:50:27 PM PDT · by say no to phil · 251 replies · 5,949+ views
    Another victim of senseless mod violence. When will it stop?
    <p>If you'll take your "conservative values" blowhard off the air, I promise to vote for whatever right winger gets nominated in 2008.</p> <p>This turd is embarrassing. It's the same thing every show. Some person with an onvious flaw -- so obvious the person themseles always recognize it -- gets paraded out and this phony, arrogant blowhard pretends to "fix" things. Who knows if anything gets fixed, but if it does, it has nothing to do with baldy.</p>
  • I REMEMBER

    08/05/2006 2:51:16 AM PDT · by MrClose · 23 replies · 510+ views
    Me | today | Mrclose
    WHEN DO WE GIVE UP .. HOPE I remember a time when I trusted my government. I remember a time when I trusted my policeman. I remember a time when I trusted my news. I remember a time when I trusted my church. I remember a time when I had "hope". I remember a time when I remember .. I trusted. I no longer try to remember. God help all of us Mrclose (comments are welcome)
  • Are Log Cabin Republicans Zotted Here?

    08/02/2006 8:33:15 AM PDT · by Mister Belvedere · 210 replies · 3,999+ views
    If so, can I start a daily chat thread especially for us?
  • Watch out for posters from this site

    08/01/2006 10:46:03 AM PDT · by freeheeler1690 · 92 replies · 1,389+ views
    Urban75.org ^ | 07/31/06 | niksativa
    looking to cause disruption on right wing forums -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone know a right-wing forum, probably an american one, where i can go and argue (debate...deabte) with right-wingers? Also, does anyone fancy coming with me for a bit of a raid? - A bit of entryism onto a board might go down well... People from urban75.org are notorious for supporting islamic terrorists and very anti amarican and anti israeli
  • Are You a Moonbat? (I am a bug on the zotmobile’s windshield)

    08/01/2006 8:35:11 AM PDT · by bug thomas houseboy · 193 replies · 4,191+ views
    Squashed Buggerboy
    If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat. If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat. If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat. If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat. If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat. I f you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat. If you think...