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  • "Pardon Pledge Will Sink Trump's Campaign" [semi-satire]

    04/06/2024 11:58:13 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 88 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 April 2024 | John Semmens
    This week, Karl Rove, the political genius who guided former President George W. Bush to two election victories, predicted that Trump's pledge to review all the cases of the January 6 defendants and pardon those who deserve clemency"will sink his campaign. There isn't an innocent person in the whole bunch. They illegally trespassed on government property while official proceedings were underway." Rove rejected claims that the mostly peaceful January 6 demonstrators should be treated the same way that those demonstrating against the death of George Floyd in 2020 while in the custody of Minneapolis police officers were, saying "none of...
  • Schitt's Creek star Emily Hampshire blasted for dressing as warring exes Johnny Depp and Amber Heard on Halloween

    11/01/2023 12:44:18 PM PDT · by algore · 29 replies
    Schitt's Creek star Emily Hampshire has come under fire after she and a friend went as warring exes Johnny Depp and Amber Heard for Halloween. The actress, 42, utilized props referencing the brutal defamation lawsuit such as a plastic turd in photos briefly posted to her Instagram on Tuesday. Emily went as Johnny complete with a drawn mustache, tattoos, and slicked back hair while her friend dressed as an anguished Amber. She held a bottle of wine and tucked the 'turd' into her suit jacket as she sat beside 'Amber', who pulled various crying faces. While the images - which...
  • Multiple Republicans say they will vote against 'turd sandwich' debt ceiling deal, declaring it 'an insult to the American people'

    05/29/2023 4:26:43 AM PDT · by Libloather · 55 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 5/29/23 | Christian Oliver, James Gordon
    Many Republican lawmakers have announced they will vote against the Fiscal Responsibility Act, after President Joe Biden and House Speaker Kevin McCarthy reached a final agreement on the deal on Sunday with just days to spare before a potential first-ever government default. Rep. Matt Rosendale, a Republican from Montana, confirmed in a statement that he would be voting against what he dubbed as the 'Fiscal Irresponsibility Act' as he said it failed to rein in federal spending. He also said lawmakers who are intending to vote for the bill are insulting the American people by voting to add '$4 trillion...
  • Pennsylvania Gov. Says No Special Session Needed, ‘Time to Move on’ From Election

    12/04/2020 6:57:38 PM PST · by BlackFemaleArmyColonel · 57 replies
    The Epoch Times ^ | December 4, 2020 | Charlotte Cuthbertson
    Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf said on Dec. 4 that there’s “absolutely no reason” for the state legislators to call a special session to resolve election issues. “We had a free and fair election and now it’s time to move on,” Wolf, a Democrat, wrote on Twitter. On Dec. 3, Republican state legislators in the Keystone State called on Wolf to convene a special session to swear in new members and “organize immediately in order to be actively engaged in continued oversight of this election to ensure the integrity of the process.” The Pennsylvania 2020 legislative session ended on Nov. 30...
  • 14,000-Year-Old Poop Could Hint at Oldest Known Human Settlement in North America

    07/21/2020 11:42:52 AM PDT · by SunkenCiv · 50 replies
    ScienceAlert ^ | Tuesday, July 21, 2020 | David Nield
    The question of when human settlers first arrived in North America is not an easy one to answer, but archaeologists now have another piece of useful evidence to work from - a new study of 14,000-year-old poop. Found in the well-known Paisley Caves in Oregon, the faeces add to the growing consensus that human history on the continent pre-dates the Clovis culture thought to have been established about 11,500 years ago. While the DNA of this dried-out dung has been analysed before, the latest study takes a different tack, looking for traces of lipids - the fatty biological materials, including...
  • Washington-Post: Beto Tried to Feed His Wife a Turd

    03/21/2019 11:25:43 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 112 replies
    kprc radio ^ | Mar 20, 2019 | Ken Webster jr
    Did Beto O'Rourke do something to piss off the liberal media? Last week Reuters released a report detailing how the Presidential hopeful wrote an article about how he enjoys murdering people back when he was a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow hacker organization. More specifically, he said all women are "sluts" who have "AIDS" and he felt obligated to warn the local "Nazi skins" community about this information. How a new report from the Washington Post suggests Beto O'Rourke is some kind of fecalfeliac, obsessed with playing with the feces of others. Fox News reports: Democratic presidential...
  • The United States and the Turkish-Kurdish Conundrum in Northern Syria

    01/20/2019 8:10:06 AM PST · by Texas Fossil · 20 replies
    Arab Center, Washington DC ^ | January 11, 2019 | Mustafa Gurbuz
    Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan’s refusal to meet with US National Security Advisor John Bolton has become the latest episode of what are now periodic US-Turkey tensions over the Syrian Kurds. Erdoğan declared that he would not “accept or swallow” Bolton’s earlier comments that Turkey should provide security guarantees for Syrian Kurds as a precondition for US troops’ withdrawal from northern Syria. This has obviously become unsure as the withdrawal of these troops has actually begun. The “non-paper” that Bolton delivered to the Turkish presidential office included the statement that “the United States opposes any mistreatment of opposition forces who...
  • Politico: 'Trump Anxiety Disorder' Is Driving Liberals Crazy

    10/12/2018 11:58:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    Newsbusters ^ | October 12, 2018 | P.J. Gladnick
    In case you haven't figured it out yet, it's now official: President Donald Trump is driving liberals crazy. The October 12 edition of Politico Magazine told us what we pretty much already knew. And if you were somehow unaware of this, liberal antics in the wake of the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation should have enlightened you. Democrat mobs banging on the doors of the Supreme Court or trying to pry them open with their bare hands are not the activity of people in a healthy mental state. Neither are forming insane mobs to scream at members of the Trump administration or...
  • MSNBC’s Katy Tur: ‘Kids or Guns, What Do You Value More?’

    02/20/2018 12:52:05 PM PST · by MarvinStinson · 96 replies
    freebeacon ^ | February 20, 2018 | Cameron Cawthorne
    MSNBC host Katy Tur asked viewers on Tuesday if they values guns or children more while previewing her next segment about high school students from Florida convening in Tallahassee to confront Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R.) about gun reform. After speaking with a guest about special counsel Robert Mueller's indictment of 13 Russians last week, Tur previewed her next segment about high school students speaking out about gun reform. "Kids or guns? What do you value more?" Tur said. "Students from south Florida head north to confront Gov. Rick Scott. We're on the bus with them." Nikolas Cruz, a 19-year-old...
  • Marco Rubio threatens to vote against the GOP tax bill unless leaders meet demands.

    12/14/2017 11:36:20 AM PST · by Signalman · 43 replies
    Business Insider ^ | 12/14/2017 | Bob Bryan
    Sen. Marco Rubio on Thursday said he will vote against the final GOP tax bill unless leaders meet his demands on the child tax credit. Rubio told Republican leadership that he will not vote for the bill — the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act (TCJA) — unless the child tax credit is more generous. "Senator Rubio has consistently communicated to the Senate tax negotiators that his vote on final passage would depend on whether the refundability of the Child Tax Credit was increased in a meaningful way," a Rubio spokesperson told Business Insider. Rubio introduced an amendment during the first...
  • Bono Talks Manchester Arena Bombing & Blasts Donald Trump On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’

    05/24/2017 9:20:34 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 67 replies
    Just Jare ^ | 5/24/17
    .....During their appearance, Jimmy also asked Bono to comment on President Donald Trump. "Everything's different now. It really is, the game has changed," Bono expressed. "I have so much respect for a lot of the people who voted President Trump into office. I really understand, I understand the anger, I have some of that anger myself coming from where we came from. I understand people being disillusioned in the political process. I don't think he's the cure for this problem and I think he might even make it worse. I don't think that there's any evidence in his life that...
  • Moonbat Katy Tur Denies Media Ever Said Trump Officials Connected To Russians

    03/07/2017 1:31:43 AM PST · by detective · 49 replies
    Conservative Treehouse ^ | March 6, 2017 | Sundance
    Shortened title. Full title: Moonbat Katy Tur Denies Media Ever Said Trump Officials Connected To Russians – Proves Trump Strategy is Working Oh, this is just too funny.
  • Toure: Black-on-Black Crime in Chicago Not a Prime Issue Black Americans Need Resolved

    02/05/2017 6:20:12 AM PST · by Sir Napsalot · 65 replies
    Breitbart Video ^ | 2-4-2017 | Trent Baker
    During the Saturday “AM Joy” broadcast on MSNBC, MSNBC contributor Toure said black-on-black crime is not the biggest issue for black Americans at this time. (snip) “This attack on black-on-black crime in Chicago — this is not the prime thing that black America needs dealt with” Toure told host Joy Reid. “We need the war on drugs dealt with, we need the wealth inequality dealt with, we need public schooling better, we need policing violence dealt with better.”
  • ALL ABOUT TURD......

    01/17/2017 6:39:03 AM PST · by Paul46360 · 10 replies
    ME | Today
    Symptoms - knowing is half the battle Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life. Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)? TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of childlike rage, rioting and uncontrollable crying. People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. TURD Is caused by the election...
  • Rogue Texas GOP Elector Trolls Trump on Twitter

    12/19/2016 1:59:50 AM PST · by Enlightened1 · 24 replies
    GP ^ | 12/18/16 | Jim Hoft
    This clown’s 15 minutes of fame are about up. So he’s making the most of it. After tomorrow he will just be known as the crazy liar who voted against Trump after he pledged to support him. Chris Suprun is one of 38 Texas electors. He recently went public with his decision to go against the will of the people of Texas; he will not be honoring his pledge to vote for President Elect, Donald Trump. Chris Suprun has taken quite a beating on social media by Americans who are outraged at his decision to go rogue. There was even...
  • ‘Multicultural Toilets’ For ‘Global Defecation’ Seek To Stop Migrants Pooping On The Floor

    02/04/2016 8:38:10 AM PST · by C19fan · 91 replies
    Breitbart ^ | February 4, 2016 | Liam Deacon
    German bathroom manufacturers are developing “multicultural toilets” to help ensure Middle Eastern migrants need not adapt to European sanitation norms. Multiple reports have emerged of recent arrivals finding themselves utterly “mystified” by Western loos. Some have resorted to doing their business on the floor or outdoors, others have used showers, and many migrants will have never seen toilet paper before. The issue caused some serious confusion last year, with one small German village being accused of racism after issuing leaflets politely asking migrants to use to the correct facilities.
  • Dengue fever outbreak in Hawaii has global impact

    01/21/2016 12:47:13 PM PST · by Smokin' Joe · 15 replies
    The Guardian ^ | 1/21/2015 | Jennifer Abbasi
    Experts warn that we should be prepared for more dengue in the US and around the world. ‘Hawaii is a piece of a much bigger phenomenon that’s happening globally,’ says Dr. Peter Hotez at Baylor College of Medicine. It’s peak tourism season in Hawaii, and the state’s Department of Health has issued a warning for visitors and residents: dengue fever is spreading on the Big Island. More than 150 people on Hawaii Island have been infected with the mosquito-borne virus.
  • The USAF Has To Re-Paint Its Trucks Because The F-35 Can’t Fly On Warm Fuel

    12/09/2014 10:47:29 AM PST · by Idaho_Cowboy · 90 replies
    Daily Caller via Yahoo ^ | December 9, 2014 | Staff
    After a year of several fleet-wide groundings for the F-35, the latest problem to plague the fifth-generation fighter is forcing the U.S. Air Force to revamp an entirely separate fleet to support the military’s most expensive plane yet. The F-35 can only fly on jet fuel under a certain temperature due to a range of heating issues attributed to the F-35B variant’s short takeoff and vertical landing engine. According to the USAF, the dark-green trucks that carry that fuel absorb too much heat from the sun to keep the planes in the sky.
  • Obama Gave Material Assistance To Our Taliban Enemy

    06/06/2014 6:04:20 PM PDT · by raptor22 · 37 replies
    Investor's Business Daily ^ | June 6, 2014 | Investor's Business Daily
    National Security: Federal law prohibits any person — repeat, any person — from providing material assistance to terrorists, including human assets. But that's what the president did in releasing five Taliban commanders. When iconic interviewer David Frost asked former President Nixon about the legality of his actions in the Watergate affair, Nixon said "when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal." That's an attitude seemingly shared by the current occupant of the Oval Office. As former congressman and Afghanistan veteran Allen West points out, President Obama signed into law only months ago the National Defense Authorization...
  • Experts: HealthCare.gov fix needs more time, money

    11/22/2013 4:42:54 AM PST · by TurboZamboni · 20 replies
    Administation Propaganda ^ | 11-21-13 | BREE FOWLER
    NEW YORK—Technology experts say healing what ails the Healthcare.gov website will be a tougher task than the Obama administration acknowledges. "It's going to cost a lot of tax dollars to get this done," says Bill Curtis, senior vice president and chief scientist at CAST, a French software analysis company with offices in the U.S. Curtis says programmers and systems analysts start fixing troubled websites by addressing the glitches they can see. But based on his analysis of the site, he believes the ongoing repairs are likely to reveal even deeper problems, making it tough to predict when all the site's...