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DUmmie FUnnies 02-03-11 (Know-it-all Nadin off to strong start for DUmmie of the Year)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 3, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 02/03/2011 8:08:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Know-it-all Nadin is off to a strong start in the race for DUmmie of the Year. She's certainly got DUmmie of the WEEK nailed down, tighter than Michael Moore in a Sansabelt!

Yesterday we showed how she, DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, got suckered in by the spoof story about Sarah Palin invading Egypt. Know-it-all Nadin was so intent on showing off her insider's knowledge of . . . FOREIGN POLICY . . . that she missed the obviously satirical nature of the piece.

Well, this latest embarrassment is not about to stop our Nadin! No, she will go on flaunting her superior insight into . . . FOREIGN POLICY . . . now that we have this Egypt thingie in the news. This is her chance to lecture us--to GUIDE us naive, parochial, myopic Muricans into the intricacies of things beyond our shores.

So what qualifies Nadin for this vaunted spot as DUmmieland's resident expert on Egypt? Well, she does have a degree in HISTORY--and don't you forget it! And with a name like "Brzezinski," she's got to be good--on FOREIGN POLICY!

Just who is this nadinbrzezinski? Her married name is Nadin Abbott, but "Abbott" doesn't sound as exotic as "Brzezinski," so she goes with her maiden name. Her husband is retired Navy (ours). Nadin is 45 years old, lives in San Diego, and spends her days doing science-fiction role-playing games. But I think the role-playing Nadin likes to do most is to see herself as the Christiane Amanpour of DUmmieland. (Someone on Conservative Cave envisioned Nadin as Natasha Fatale, so I went with that as our graphic today.)

Let's see what Know-it-all Nadin has been up to since our last visit, shall we? In this THREAD, "Fascinating talk with a young man at the coffee shop," Nadin relates a story of how she got to use her vast, superior knowledge in a conversation with a real-live Egyptian! And in this THREAD, "nadinbrzezinski," an inquiring DUmmie asks the All-Knowing One for her expert guidance through the perplexities of this darn Egypt thing.

So prepare to be awed and impressed by Nadin of the Nile, once again in Red Sea Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering how Nadin can keep up this pace in her quest for DUmmie of the Year, is in the [brackets]:

Fascinating talk with a young man at the coffee shop

[In which Nadin, I predict, will be the star!]

I am driving hubby to college since parking is a nightmare... so I am going across to Starbucks to kill the hour and a half.

[Nadin puts the "Star" into "Starbucks"!]

So here is a young, yes Egyptian... here to get an engineering degree.

[Well, waht a lucky day for HIM, getting to meet Know-it-all Nadin, the only person in America who understands what's going on in Egypt!]

So he was having a pretty heated argument with a Glenny fan... and I decided to but in...

[nadinbuttinski]

he was surprised that an American understood the patronage system in Egyptian society

[Only YOU, Nadin, could understand such a thing! (By the way, Nadin, I come from Chicago, where patronage, or "clout," is a way of life. But do go on . . .)]

Things have gotten really bad, including shortages of pita bread and other essentials. Rumor has it that deliveries have been stopped by NDP upper management... take this with grain of salt, rumor mill after all, but that is what is circulating.

[Take your pita bread from the rumor mill with a grain of salt. . . . Notice, btw, how Nadin casually drops in an "NDP" reference in there, showing that she is ever so familiar with Egypt's National Democratic Party. Nadin goes on, listing five insider points from their conversation, throwing in the occasional "Oh and yes" and "see patronage)."]

So there you have it.

[THANK you, Nadin, thank you for that insider report from your Starbucks conversation with a real-live Egyptian in San Diego!]

Oh and gleeny fan had a hell of a time following this, especially after I challenged him to define terms glenny spouts all the time.

[w00t! Know-it-all Nadin OVERWHELMS the Neanderthal Glenny fan with her vast, superior knowledge!]

I also recommended to this young man, who wants to have a democracy, a long reading list on political theory...

[Even the Starbucks could not keep the poor guy awake!]

I also reminded him that this protection of minorities is part of ARAB history, during the Caliphate... in the middle ages. Agan, he was surprised.

[He was surprised to find an American dopey enough to lecture him about caliphates in the Middle Ages.]

I find it extremely pleasurable to speak with students or others here from ME.

[As long as I can talk about ME!]

I have had to really work to convince some of them that I am Native born American, since my interest and knowledge of the Region is so atypical . . .

[And so annoying.]

I take that as both a sad statement on Americans in general, but in some ways, a backwards compliment.

[How much better and more sophisticated I am than you lowbrow Muricans!]

I had a little more "cred" since my heavy European like accent means I am not local.

["Ahmed, dollink, let me to tell you about camel and squirrel!"]

Brava, dear lady!

[Nadin gets the applause she was fishing for! Now on to the next thread, where a DUmmie asks Know-it-all Nadin for her expert guidance . . .]

nadinbrzezinski

[Name as thread title, that's how much respect this DUmmie has for the All-Knowing One!]

Okay, please guide me, I am willing to accept guidance.

[I am your Mind Slave, Nadin. My head is open, pour in your knowledge.]

She's a valuable guide.

[Oh, yes! Nadin can use insider words and sound like she knows stuff!]

Ok I will post a few twiiter posts... from the egypt channel

[This makes Nadin an expert. She can copy and paste twits. She comments on the twits . . .]

GOOD source, extremely good source. . . .
I got no clue, not my language. . . .
Rumor, feel free to ignore. What I like to call navel grazing. . . .
My Spanish cannot decipher this Italian so no clue. . . .
We know arrests are happening. . . .

[What a vast storehouse of knowledge and insider insight you are, Nadin!]

Why you need to learn to separate wheat from chaff and trust me, some of them are coming from our own Right Wing, which is funny as can be... all on it's own.

[Yes, Nadin, you certainly are the one to separate the wheat from the chaff--like you did with that Sarah Palin-invading-Egypt story!]

Pretty boy from CNN attacked now TWICE.

[Nadin dismisses Anderson Cooper as the "pretty boy from CNN." Well, she does know SOMETHING!]

And of course Christiane Ammampour was also attacked

[Nadin's role model. Or maybe Nadin is Christiane's role model!]

"Pretty boy from CNN attacked now TWICE." nice. typically condescending and contemptuous.

[One DUmmie, at least, is tired of Nadin's condescending shtick.]

I am learning who is who in the zoo. That takes time, which most people really do not.

[Nadin is the Marlin Perkins of the Middle East zoo.]

english is my third language. the fourth is American. . . .

[Nadin makes an excuse for her sloppy writing--and manages to get in a slam against America while she's at it!]

Spell check and review post can be used by everyone. If we of lesser intellect are to be lectured to relentlessly, let it be done correctly.

[Another DUmmie tired of Know-it-all Nadin's lectures.]

You don't have to ask for guidance. It's ALL AROUND YOU.

[Still another DUmmie chides the OP for getting Nadin going.]

Professional jealousy is so sad on an anonymous forum. . . . Something you have to put up with I guess. . . . it is a form of bullying. Your threads are great, sad people have to come in and disrupt what I consider to be some really great conversations.

[A DUmmie defends Nadin against the attacks of the haters. Now the thread has become all about Nadin--which is what it was really about in the first place!]

locking. We've decided to lock this as it's deteriorated.

[Oh, Nadin . . . you've done it again!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brzezinski; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; knowitallnadin; nadin; nadinbrzezinski
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To: GSP.FAN
Funny how none of us Tea Party FReepers ever run into these DUmmies, ain't it?
 
I mean, hell, they're 80% of the populace, right? Just ask the mostest smartest people on the planet, they'll tel ya!
 
We just can't compete with their Wile E. Coyote super genius!
 
Oh, and NadaBrainInsky................
 

61 posted on 02/04/2011 2:51:24 PM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

If i did meet one they never said anything and i live in the bay area surrounded by them..
Love wearing my Club Gitmo t-shirt in the summer and nobody has ever said anything to me..

On you-tube will get into debate with libtard but usually within a few minutes i will be called a Conturd,Foxtard,Nazi,Fundi etc...
Conversation then ends have yet to argue with one who does not resort to calling me names to prove a point....


62 posted on 02/04/2011 3:01:20 PM PST by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Just who is this nadinbrzezinski?"

She is but one of the leftist nuts that comprise dummyland. I occasionally peruse the leftist collective zoo and she is a prominent self loathing "murikan" that many of the foreign "murikan" haters that are members of dummy land identify with.

63 posted on 02/04/2011 3:35:46 PM PST by DBeers (†)
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To: Islander7

haha, I have a nephew like that, too, history major. I love him to death, but he preaches about everything so I make up historical events to one-up him. It’s the only way to render him speechless.


64 posted on 02/04/2011 3:36:00 PM PST by NYpeanut (I can't look away)
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To: eswan9

She’s posting about you now...

Was it difficult to listen to her lectures for more than five minutes without screaming, “KNOCK IT OFF! YOU’RE NOT AS WELL-INFORMED AS YOU THINK YOU ARE!”?


65 posted on 02/04/2011 3:46:18 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
This isn't her, is it?


66 posted on 02/04/2011 3:58:00 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Or this?

67 posted on 02/04/2011 4:01:03 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Just in case anyone has questions about Murikans, here's the definition of "DUmmie Murikans" according to the VRWC field guide..........

Murican: the average un_American, bottom tier basement dweller, sittin' in momma's house pickin' his/her nose and smearin' the boogers on the underside of momma's chair, or the back side of momma's computer monitor. They are also known to smell their own farts and pat themselves on the back according to how much they smell like patchouli oil. This rarely happens however, as most of the time they smell just like their breath. This has been described by passers by as two week old, moldy, cat feces.

It should be advised if one encounters such a beast, it should be reported immediately to the VRWC Haz Mat crew. Failure to do so could result in quarantine of the individual who first came into contact with the hazard.

Hope this clears it up for y'all. Al.R.Us out!
 

68 posted on 02/04/2011 4:07:14 PM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yes Charles, I do know her, I do live here in San Diego. I actually did meet her doing the role playing thing, including one called Battletech. She did have a website called Deist games, and I actually helped playtest a game she wrote...I forget what it was called though. It was many years ago.

I have not talked to her in many years, but yeah she is not easily forgotten. I will say this, when she is not talking politics, she is quite nice to talk to.


69 posted on 02/04/2011 7:03:45 PM PST by eswan9
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Wonderful, I think, he he. Should I be scared now?

Just kidding, I have no grudges against her or her husband. Heck, I should be classified as a lurker, due to how infrequently I post here, he he.


70 posted on 02/04/2011 7:08:22 PM PST by eswan9
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To: eswan9
I'm interested to know if she actually put the kabosh on yer friendship because of politics? According to her, it sounds like that's exactly what she did.
I have one or two lib friends, but even if we talk politics we can enjoy a big fat steak, 'specially when they come outa my "garden". Hell, we even agree to disagree!
 
In her rant about you, she made it sound like ya had kootees and questioned your ethics, even though, it was she who put out her personal info to start with! I certainly didn't see any apology when she was called on it either.
 
I find it tellin' that DUmmies put politics before friendship. What a disgusting trait in DemoncRats!

71 posted on 02/04/2011 7:50:36 PM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us; eswan9; franksolich; Ballygrl; txradioguy; PJ-Comix
I only used information, public information, that Nadin herself has posted on the internet, such as her married name, her gaming activity, etc. Yet she goes ahead and jumps to the conclusion that I must have gotten this supposedly "private" information from eswan9--and even divulges his real name!

And btw, Nadin, I even *withheld* other information I *could* have posted, even though it too was available on the internet.

72 posted on 02/04/2011 8:44:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (nadinbuttinski.)
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To: eswan9; Choose Ye This Day; Allosaurs_r_us; franksolich; Ballygrl; txradioguy; PJ-Comix
I will say this, when she is not talking politics, she is quite nice to talk to. . . . I have no grudges against her. . . .

And I do not have any animosity against the folks at DU either. I'm sure many of them are nice people on a personal level. I have friends who are Democrats, and we get along fine. Why, I'd be happy to have a coffee with Nadin at Starbucks and talk history (my major in college). I'd be happy to have a beer with Will Pitt at Bukowski's and talk baseball (my favorite sport).

Contrary to what they say, we're not "mad" or "angry" at them, we just find them amusing! The DUFUs are a humorous way to expose the addle-headedness of the Left!

73 posted on 02/04/2011 9:05:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (nadinbuttinski.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I also reminded him that this protection of minorities is part of ARAB history, during the Caliphate... in the middle ages. Agan, he was surprised....I find it extremely pleasurable to speak with students or others here from ME.....I have had to really work to convince some of them that I am Native born American, since my interest and knowledge of the Region is so atypical . . . I take that as both a sad statement on Americans in general, but in some ways, a backwards compliment......I had a little more "cred" since my heavy European like accent means I am not local.

What an absolute narcissist. She's so deeply in love with the sound of her own voice. The snarky "haters" on the DU thread really have her number.

74 posted on 02/04/2011 10:02:37 PM PST by denydenydeny (Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views, beyond the comprehension of the weak-Adams)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Sorry Chas, I find them disgusting and not worthy of my time! They have done it to themselves. The Dems I know never act or speak like those at the DUmp. There may be decent and normal primitives, but I judge you by the company you keep. I can't imagine knowing such vile creatures as Pitt, Stinky, Proud2Be, BrainDamaged, Nada and many, many more on a personal basis. After all, what they type over there bares their souls, and it's pretty damn ugly!
 

75 posted on 02/04/2011 11:22:40 PM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

That is unfortunate, and I am sorry it had to end up that way. I don’t hate her or anything like that, it just is what it is. I won’t compromise my principles for her or for anyone else, for that matter.

I know many liberal Democrats, who I get along fine with. Some are friends, and some are family. I would say none of them are as, shall we say, dedicated as she is.

Good friends are hard to find, I would say. I hope she realizes this as well.


76 posted on 02/04/2011 11:35:17 PM PST by eswan9
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yeah, how thoughtful of her to do that. I really must thank her, I suppose. /sarc.

I have not even bothered looking at those DU threads, because I have other things I would rather be doing, like waiting for Spring Training to start, he he.


77 posted on 02/04/2011 11:42:14 PM PST by eswan9
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To: Charles Henrickson
And I do not have any animosity against the folks at DU either. I'm sure many of them are nice people on a personal level. I have friends who are Democrats, and we get along fine. Why, I'd be happy to have a coffee with Nadin at Starbucks and talk history (my major in college). I'd be happy to have a beer with Will Pitt at Bukowski's and talk baseball (my favorite sport).

Oh now, Charles, let's don't get too ecumenical.

I suppose I would find an afternoon or so okay with the Zbigniew primitive. Or perhaps the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, or the sparkling husband primitive, or Short Al from Pitcairn Island (as opposed to Skins's island); I'm sure we'd have a mutually pleasant and agreeable time.

As for the Bostonian Drunkard, remember these are rather sensitive Nebraska Sandhills nostrils, and the Bostonian Drunkard is in real life, uh, boryborygmous. So scratch the Bostonian Drunkard.

As for Doug's stupid ex-wife, who has most certainly charmed and enthralled me all these years, probably not because I would condescend towards her wretched miserable state, seeing her more out of pity than out of curiosity.

There's probably other primitives I'm not thinking of at the moment, but for the most part, I wouldn't even feel inspired to give them the time of day.

78 posted on 02/05/2011 8:26:01 AM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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