Posted on 07/24/2018 12:35:36 PM PDT by Fhios
Alright, the title gives it all away but just in case, roomba is a robot vacuum that vacuums you floor every day while you're there or not.
Dog dodo is dog crap, a pile of crap. Now my brother in law usually takes his dachshund's when he goes back to D.C for the work week. Since next week is going to be a short week for him he decided to leave the dogs behind at the house. Well, they're not well potty trained and he doesn't crate them. So by the time my sister gets home they've crapped all over the place and the Roomba made pretty little Crap designs all over the house. She called up sobbing about it, but ya gotta admit it's funny.
Any body else have Roomba stories?
Dog dodo is crap? Hmmm. What is a dodo bird? A crappy bird?
IBTZ.
Dodo? That alone warrants you the Zot.
Sheesh.
Same thing happened to my co-worker as he and his wife were traveling internationally. His daughter was home while they were away and she forgot to unlock the doggy door (the dog would jump up and open the door but he couldn’t)before she left for work.
She got home and there was poop splattered 6-8” from the floor on every wall in the room. I LMAO when he told me that story.
A little lack of foresight there. Get a new roomba and house.
Daughter has one. I understand you can turn it off!!!!
She planned ahead - put the dog outside and picked up small rugs. Closed certain doors etc. It’s a robot, not a human.
Seems like you are bi-commuting - that’s tough but probably pays well;) If the Roomba doesn’t work out - hire a maid.
That is kind of funny, but glad it wasn’t me!
Back when I was in college I got a golden retriever while I was living at home...the dog was a puppy, and she was sleeping in my attic room with me.
I wake up one night, and all I can smell is dog poop, and the light switch is on the other side of the room, which has no windows and is pitch black! I didn’t have a flashlight or any source of light, so I had to pick my way across the room...I didn’t make it.
I thought my chances might be okay if there was a pile...but there were five of them, randomly spread out over the floor!
The only thing worse than having dog poop squish between your toes is to be hung over and have dog poop squish between your toes!
LOL, nowadays, training techniques for housebreaking dogs are so much more refined...:)
Wow, a Poop Spirograph!
Like a dancing pastry chef went footloose with a couple of ladles full of chocolate ganache in each hand.
Doo-doo. Come on, get it right.
Son here had one and a one year old crawling about. Diaper left out and open after floor change.
Beware, they had it just under the time they were able to get Amazon to take it back as a return. Someone out there has the poopy zoomba. He got his money back.
Roomba is not Dog dodo friendly , I bet the Dogs had a great laugh watching the Roomba
This is why kids are better than dogs. You can’t legally put them in burlap sacks and take them to the reservoir.
(Incoming!!:)
My brother-in-law had a Bearnaise, very nice dog. He took the dog with him on a drive to the midwest. He had parked his car next to some railroad tracks, and gone in to have breakfast, leaving the well behaved dog in the car.
When he came out, the interior of the trucks cab was extensively covered with dog poop. Literally, not figuratively. It was all over the windscreen, the side windows, the steering wheel...everywhere.
He was completely flummoxed as to how on earth that could have possibly happened...he didn’t think there could even be that much poop in a dog.
Apparently, the dog had the runs, and while it had been sitting there quietly waiting for his owner to return, a train had gone by on the tracks behind the dog as it looked at the restaurant, and sounded its horn.
Poor thing. (Dog AND Owner)
He ended up having to sell the truck.
Re: my post #7 Sorry - your Brother-in-law is the owner and commuter.
Rules for dog ownership:
1) Fenced yard.
2) Doggie door.
3) A buddie.
4) A good vet.
5) Unconditional love.
Well, at least he didn’t pay to have his Roomba put up for boarding.
I LOVE my Roomba! We have hardwood floors with NO rugs anywhere, so not necessary to move any. I use the gadgets that act as “doors” in certain parts of the house. I do move some of the furniture out of the way. Blessedly, I have no poopoo stories, such a nightmare!
I think it’s doo-doo but from the dog’s standpoint it’s revenge.
Imagine if San Francisco got a street sweeper that did this?
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