[CheshireTheCat]

As long as Uranus is working from home these days, it does not matter how leaky he is.

[Gahanna Bob]

What a headline.

[PhiloBedo]

This is going to be good, if not sophomoric.

[wardamneagle]

I’m at least 2 times a day. What’s the deal.

[JudyinCanada]

Seriously. Uranus leaks gas. Got it.

[Grimmy]

Uranus might by Myanus don’t.

Well, not that I’d admit anyway.

[GreyFriar]

Given the right or not right mixture of food one eats, people have this problem every day.

[DannyTN]

Once a day and I might still have my last girlfriend.

[OKSooner]

How many bazillions of dollars did they spend on telescopes and astronomers and stuff to figure out something like this?

[a fool in paradise]

There’s a vaccine for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_YB-K2kzls

[Lmo56]

Any five-year-old could have told you that ...

[Jonty30]

Myanus does that at least twice a day.

[crusty old prospector]

Mine is on a one-minute schedule.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

I was tooting like a marching band after eating Thai suki (hot pot) and couldn’t figure it out until I realized I’d had most of a can of baked beans for lunch before that.

Bush’s fault.

https://bushbeans.com/en_US/products/baked-beans

[real saxophonist]

Holst The Planets - Uranus, the Magician

[Pearls Before Swine]

Once an Earth day of 24 hours? Or an Uranus revolution, however long that takes?

[rsobin]

Does Uranus have a black hole?

[BitWielder1]

I thought all planets lose some of their atmosphere to deep space all the time.
That's how Mars lost most of it's atmosphere and the lighter bodies like Mercury and most moons have almost none.

[pa_dweller]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avrqo0rC7cw

The song.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Blueflamers go on to study yeranus after high school.

[BigEdLB]

My anus leaks more gas when I eat beans. I bet your anus does too