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Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In
The Pet Zealot ^ | December 01, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592

Cats have always been known for their mysterious and independent nature. They can be a source of unconditional love and comfort for their humans, but they also possess a streak of cunning and aloofness. In a recent incident, a homeowner found himself locked out of his house, with the keys safely inside. Little did he know, his feline companions held the power to either let him in or leave him stranded outside.

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; catstories; kittyping; monkeyfacerules; pets; undead
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To: Monkey Face

W00T!


3,201 posted on 04/18/2024 8:51:12 AM PDT by null and void (Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you, except our side, of course!)
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To: null and void
Tyson-who-is-not-allowed-on-the-furniture graciously allowed me to have the whole bed to myself last night...

Which means you spent the entire night wondering where he was and what he was up to, right?

3,202 posted on 04/18/2024 10:52:12 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Monkey Face

w00t!


3,203 posted on 04/18/2024 10:52:43 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Monkey Face

I had one recently where I kept trying to take the elevator somewhere and kept getting on the express elevator to the executive suites.

Which was all very weird because I’ve never worked anywhere that had an express elevator to the executive suites.

I’m sure it was really a dream about not being able to make the right choices.


3,204 posted on 04/18/2024 10:54:47 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: null and void
Does this sum Tyson up properly?


3,205 posted on 04/18/2024 11:38:30 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Monkey Face

Makes me glad to wake up when that happens.


3,206 posted on 04/18/2024 12:04:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: ArGee

Nope, he snores...


3,207 posted on 04/18/2024 12:22:52 PM PDT by null and void (Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you, except our side, of course!)
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To: ArGee; ColdOne; Conspiracy Guy; Cyber Liberty; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; dfwgator; fanfan; ...

Thanks to all on the Undead Crew who’ve sent well-wishes for Mom. She’s in rehab getting about with a walker and has another ten days to get to where she can do it solo.

Girl #2 has competition tomorrow shooting 5-stand Trap.
Meet goes most of the day, and I’ll be scoring


Wordle 1,032 got me for a 5/6.

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3,208 posted on 04/18/2024 12:25:29 PM PDT by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: Tax-chick

Indeed so !!

The pills were sorted earlier than usual today, almost right after I got back from picking up the groceries, but I’m still waiting for the birthday girl.

The wind was blowing a little when I left, but by the time I got to Walmart, it was really ripping through the parking lot. I’m glad it has died down.

I don’t have anything planned for tomorrow, so maybe I can get the letter to Charlie out in a timely manner, as well as a couple of note cards.

The Lawn Guy was here today, and I just happened to get him as he was edge trimming around the flower bed. There are two sprinkler heads that get me wet when I’m ready to leave for church, so he said he would see to them. I’ll have to watch tomorrow morning. His part-time job is as EMT here, or maybe he only does the lawns part time. Anyway, he does an excellent job on the lawns, and probably does equally good as an EMT.


3,209 posted on 04/18/2024 12:41:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ People often mistake me for an adult because of my age. ~~ Facebook)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m glad you have a good lawn person. We just have Epic Fail!

I needed gas and paper towels, so I went to Walmart with James and His Hair. The price of gas is up.


3,210 posted on 04/18/2024 1:19:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: HKMk23

Good news on Mom.


3,211 posted on 04/18/2024 1:33:10 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Tax-chick

The birthday girl didn’t show up, but her day was busy before she ever agreed to stop in, so I suggested she come tomorrow.

Chip’s food is ready and set out for him, and mine is ready and set out for me, so I’m going to take mine into the bedroom and give him room and time to eat.

I’ll be back when Chip is safely ensconced in his little tent, and sleeping for most of the night. He eats the gooshy fud first, then takes a nap and during the night he gets up and nibbles on the dry stuff.

So I’ll be back!


3,212 posted on 04/18/2024 3:15:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ People often mistake me for an adult because of my age. ~~ Facebook)
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To: Tax-chick

I haven’t had to buy gas, yet, but since the gauge is at half-full, it won’t be long. I haven’t been watching the gas prices like I should, but since we’re getting close to vacation time, it will start going up. And will keep going up until the first of the year when it may drop again.

I’ll go to Great Clips on Monday or Tuesday. I’ll have them take off about two inches so the curl will be at its maximum. And hopefully, I can keep it that length, or close to it.

I hope you have a good evening, and I’ll see you in the morning.

I think I’ll have to drag out the box fan, soon!


3,213 posted on 04/18/2024 4:51:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ People often mistake me for an adult because of my age. ~~ Facebook)
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To: Monkey Face

Back from Scouts. I hope you and Chip have a good night.


3,214 posted on 04/18/2024 6:12:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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3,215 posted on 04/19/2024 2:51:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: null and void

Old FReepers have the best stories.


3,216 posted on 04/19/2024 2:57:28 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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To: Tax-chick

Sweet little kitties!

Good morning. I hope you had a good night and that you slept well.

It’s 55° out but won’t get much above 80 today, with lots of clouds. That’s OK...as long as it’s warm.

Carissa was slammed for time yesterday, so she never did show up. I told her to come by today and she could celebrate it twice!

I’ll try to get some cards out today, and hopefully that will take cake if the letter-writing, as well.

My night was restless with lots of colorful action dreams! They made me tired!


3,217 posted on 04/19/2024 4:52:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ People often mistake me for an adult because of my age. ~~ Facebook)
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To: fella; HKMk23

HKMk23 nailed it!


3,218 posted on 04/19/2024 5:19:30 AM PDT by null and void (Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you, except our side, of course!)
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To: Monkey Face

Gas prices may drop around November. It depends on who the oil producers want to see elected as our President.


3,219 posted on 04/19/2024 5:30:00 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Monkey Face
w00t!
3,220 posted on 04/19/2024 5:36:28 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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