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Dems Blame Texas for Migrant Crisis [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 January 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/07/2024 10:00:26 AM PST by John Semmens

Mayor Brandon Johnson (D-Chicago) went on CBS's "Face the Nation" to complain that "Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) is determined to sow seeds of chaos by sending his migrants to my city. If President Biden wanted these migrants in Chicago he would have flown them here himself. By thwarting the President's intentions Gov. Abbott is guilty of insurrection."

Mayor Eric Adams (D-New York) wants $700 million in compensation from the Texas bus companies that are transporting migrants to his sanctuary city because "they need to pay for the cost of caring for the people they are dropping off in our city. They have no right to shuck this burden off on us."

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre went on CNN to say "it is shameful that a Republican governor — Gov. Abbott in Texas — is using migrants as a political stunt. He's busing migrants to sanctuary cities. He's putting up razor wire to deter illegal entry. He's doing everything he can to impede the President's handling of the migration crisis. This is yet another Republican act of insurrection against the government."

Gov. Abbott criticized "the hypocrisy of Democrats who are trying to dodge their responsibility for this crisis. It is President Biden who refuses to enforce the law against illegal entry into our country. It is mayors like Johnson who declare their jurisdictions 'sanctuaries' for illegal immigrants then act aggrieved when these migrants ask for our help to get them there. Their offers of sanctuary imply that their cities will care for the people who respond to their offer. If a city lacks the means or intent to care for these people they shouldn't call themselves sanctuary cities."

Meanwhile, the Biden Administration has sent 1,000 migrants to Whitewater, Wisconsin--a town with a population of 15,000. Unsurprisingly, this small town lacks the resources to handle the flood of indigent illegal migrants that have been dumped into their hands. Jean-Pierre defended the move calling it "part of the President's long term plan to distribute potential future Democrat voters into areas that otherwise might elect Republicans to represent them in Congress. He is adamantly opposed to allowing them to be wasted by being sent to jurisdictions that are already a lock for the Democratic Party."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,521367.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: abbott; biden; chicago; karinejeanpierre; newyork; satire

1 posted on 01/07/2024 10:00:26 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It’s never the fault of the school diploma-waving commie RATS. The “republicans” cause this mischief and screwups anytime they get any free time off from work.


2 posted on 01/07/2024 10:03:54 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (The odds of Making America Great Again have now fallen to zero. The American dream is dead.)
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To: John Semmens

Deep thinkers they are.


3 posted on 01/07/2024 10:13:55 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: John Semmens

“...To send his migrants...”. Sounds like this retard, Brandon, has put his wee brain into retro mode back to the days when he was a slave owned by somebody. I guess Johnson and Xiden’s wacky French Lesbian never heard of the “underground railroad”. By shipping these modern slaves north, Abbott is just recreating the “underground railroad” and setting these migrants free to go where they want to go. Chicongo and New Yawk.


4 posted on 01/07/2024 10:14:01 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (The odds of Making America Great Again have now fallen to zero. The American dream is dead.)
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To: John Semmens
If President Biden wanted these migrants in Chicago he would have flown them here himself. By thwarting the President's intentions Gov. Abbott is guilty of insurrection."

Finally! I see the type of mental acuity that dreamed up the insurrection charges against Trump. Only one thing is smarter that Mayor Johnson:


5 posted on 01/07/2024 10:15:45 AM PST by econjack
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To: John Semmens

That’s one thing they can’t blame on President Donald Trump.

( THEY =the people who cheated to get an illegal rat
posing as a legal president in office)


6 posted on 01/07/2024 10:16:20 AM PST by TribalPrincess2U (Bye done!)
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To: John Semmens
By thwarting the President's intentions Gov. Abbott is guilty of insurrection.

"They are sure slinging that word "insurrection" around a lot...like they want a shooting war to break out..

7 posted on 01/07/2024 10:18:59 AM PST by pfflier
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To: John Semmens

“Mayor Eric Adams wants $700 million…from the Texas bus companies …because “they need to pay for the cost of caring for the people they are dropping off in our city.”

I wonder if there is anyone who believes this money would go towards such compensation rather than line political pockets.


8 posted on 01/07/2024 10:19:13 AM PST by stanne
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To: econjack

I support my governor’s “underground railroad”! Free the Miggies!


9 posted on 01/07/2024 10:24:23 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (The odds of Making America Great Again have now fallen to zero. The American dream is dead.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Is this a..hole serious?


10 posted on 01/07/2024 10:28:03 AM PST by tophat9000 (Tophat90000)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

If the feds let them in, then not even “charge” them with a crime. Schedule court appearances 6 to 8 years from now.
Then in my opinion, they are by defacto citizens.
Texas can’t return, arrest, send back, or restrict movement.


11 posted on 01/07/2024 10:29:19 AM PST by midwest_hiker
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To: John Semmens

those dastardly Texans forced liberal sanctuary cities to claim out loud that THEY would take in the poor and hungry. still wondering how Texas did that.


12 posted on 01/07/2024 10:32:14 AM PST by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
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To: John Semmens

According to the Supreme Court, the president controls the border.
Sooo.
“Not my circus, not my monkeys!”


13 posted on 01/07/2024 10:32:31 AM PST by RedMonqey ("A republic, if you can keep it" Benjam Franklin.)
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To: John Semmens

Fundamental tenet of communism is do “wrong” and accuse your serfs of doing it...


14 posted on 01/07/2024 10:39:05 AM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperately need him)
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To: John Semmens
"By thwarting the President's intentions...insurrection"

Keeping them in Texas is the intent? Abbott is helping Plugs spread diversity to your fine city.

15 posted on 01/07/2024 10:48:15 AM PST by mikey_hates_everything
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To: John Semmens

Brandon needs to stop his childish whining and eat his sanctuary peas.


16 posted on 01/07/2024 10:59:20 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Remember what happened last time we brought in forced labor. Support Abbott's Underground RR.)
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To: John Semmens

Dems. should look in the mirror and see who should be blamed.


17 posted on 01/07/2024 11:46:48 AM PST by FreedBird (unt)
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To: John Semmens

What new, DEMOCRATS LIE.

VOTE,DEMOCRATS OUT.


18 posted on 01/07/2024 12:15:22 PM PST by Pearfect
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To: John Semmens

Libtards blame others for inviting illegals to their sanctuaries


19 posted on 01/07/2024 3:16:49 PM PST by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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