Michelle Obama's Stylist Hates Her (State Dinner Floppy-Armpit Gown)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010 | Kristinn

[kristinn]

Michelle Obama's stylist hates her. What else explains her wearing this gown for tonight's state dinner for Mexico that accentuates her floppy armpit and other body flab?

AFP photo by Paul J. Richards

An even better (or worse) take on the floppy armpit stylings of our First Lady can be found at this Daily Mail article.

[tumblindice]

In: braided underarm dreadlocks
Out: underarm boob belts

[Freedom56v2]

Maybe she realized too late the floppy armpit disaster. That might explain the scowls.

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That explains it.

[skikvt]

It’s a tarp!!!

[240B]

The worst part is I feel sorry for the dress.

It is a beautiful dress, I’m sure it is well made and expensive. And it wound up nailed onto a...a...uh..a ‘person and lesser grace and beauty’.

The dress has more class than the owner.

[dr_who]

I would agree with you if only I didn’t think it needs be said that the whole thing is totally pointless regardless of the dress or the woman wearing it.

[lonestar]

Her hair looks good.

Her dress doesn't fit on the right side, IMO.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Ouch!!!

[TornadoAlley3]

[Lorianne]

silicone

[pillut48]

Beat ya, LOL. ;-)
(See #51)

[OriginalChristian]

Its hard to style a wookie. Chewbacca!

[Red_Devil 232]

The belts keep her butt from rising up to meet her shoulders!

[truthkeeper]

Are those the “great arms” that so many people go ga-ga over? They are hideous, ill-proportioned, weak-looking, and look like they have never lifted anything heavier than a credit card.

Oh, you mean the "well-toned arms?" Sorry, it escapes me why she emphasizes these...I'd cover 'em up.

[Cathy]

“I would agree with you if only I didn’t think it needs be said that the whole thing is totally pointless regardless of the dress or the woman wearing it.”

I tend to agree, but she is not an easy woman to dress!

[keepitreal]

OMG, who is that?

A few words to the lady in red:

1) Sue your breast surgeon. You’er way uneven.
2) Don’t go to Sue’s Sew Sew Shack to buy your red satin.
3) If you’re not going to wear hose and have a slit up to there, wash your knees.

[Kickass Conservative]

Too bad all of Nancy's brains ended up in her chest.

[truthkeeper]

Two words...support bra.

[TornadoAlley3]

[Lorianne]

That’s a nice dress. Looks good on her.

[Windflier]

Can you believe JFK stepped out on ‘dat?

Nope, I can't. Not even with Marilyn Monroe.