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Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own? [vanity, I guess]
me ^ | Aug. 16, 2010 | me

Posted on 08/16/2010 1:44:08 PM PDT by matt1234

I have a pair that's from my high school days. I'm 47 years old, so that makes the underwear about 30 years old. Can anyone top that?

The underwear is boys' size 20, but they still fit. They're a little threadbare, but that's an advantage on a hot summer day. I think I can get at least a few more years out of them. (Obviously, I don't wear this pair every day. I wear them mostly for dirty outside jobs.)

I'm a lifelong bachelor, so I don't have a wife to throw away my stuff that's old but still good. Married men are at a disadvantage here.

Finally a tip: save your worn out undies to clean your guns. They work great! Seriesly.


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To: matt1234
Further proof that men are destined to become millionaires if they dont get married...

But I do appreciate the finer thing in life, like underwear made in the 21st century. The elastic on them must have given out in the 80’s, No?

Throw them out and go wild. Maybe this is why you have no wife?

21 posted on 08/16/2010 1:49:40 PM PDT by PA-RIVER
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To: matt1234

I just tried to read the label to see if there was a manufacturing date, but I can’t seem to peel them off.


22 posted on 08/16/2010 1:49:55 PM PDT by Towed_Jumper (Stephen Hopkins: Founding Father who had Cerebral Palsy.."My hand trembles, my heart does not.")
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To: matt1234
Here is the key to your entire situation, underwear-wise:

I'm a lifelong bachelor, so I don't have a wife...

23 posted on 08/16/2010 1:50:00 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: matt1234

Thread of the Decade nomination!


24 posted on 08/16/2010 1:50:12 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: matt1234

Man, we have finally hit bottom on this site.


25 posted on 08/16/2010 1:50:19 PM PDT by pennboricua
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To: matt1234

I’ve got a great pair that I’ve had for about 12 years. They still wear great and the holes add to their character.

I can’t really say exactly how old they are, because I found them outside a homeless shelter in 1998.


26 posted on 08/16/2010 1:51:01 PM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: matt1234

The thought of a pair of 30 year old underwear is making certain body parts hurt...


27 posted on 08/16/2010 1:51:04 PM PDT by chris37
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To: matt1234

Yoy need a life!.....


28 posted on 08/16/2010 1:51:19 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: matt1234

And while we’re talking about underwear, what’s the deal with the fly on briefs?

I mean, what is the point of forcing me into an S turn when a simple flap would be fine. I usually just go over the top than through the slalom.


29 posted on 08/16/2010 1:51:32 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: matt1234

WTF???

I was just reading the forum when I found this. Should I be scared?


30 posted on 08/16/2010 1:51:40 PM PDT by surroundedbyblue
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To: pennboricua

Whose bottom are we hitting?


31 posted on 08/16/2010 1:52:00 PM PDT by steveo (2010 never again)
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To: Adder
They are 40+ years

Sir, I salute you.

32 posted on 08/16/2010 1:52:25 PM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: chris37

Mine disintegrate after 2 years!......


33 posted on 08/16/2010 1:52:36 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: matt1234

Is this Dave Ramsey?


34 posted on 08/16/2010 1:52:50 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (drain the swamp! ( then napalm it and pave it over ))
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To: matt1234
OK, this is kind of like my original socks thread that got pulled back in '07 but has lived in infamy.

Only this takes things a step further.

I salute you.

35 posted on 08/16/2010 1:53:01 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: matt1234

With the evil regime occupying the White Hut, and the evil Congress that abets this ruination of our country, it’s really smart to talk about underwear!

Now, what about racing stripes?


36 posted on 08/16/2010 1:53:12 PM PDT by IbJensen ((Ps 109.8): "Let his days be few; and let another take his position.")
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To: matt1234

I just went through an underwear and sock drawer “reckoning” where I got rid of all the ones that weren’t comfortable so I only wore them when I had to. Largely because I was tired of seeing drawers with lots of stuff in them yet being “out”, some of them in there must have been 15 maybe 20 years old. Now the oldest is probably 5 or 6.


37 posted on 08/16/2010 1:53:34 PM PDT by discostu (like a dog being shown a card trick)
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To: matt1234; Slings and Arrows

38 posted on 08/16/2010 1:54:36 PM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: matt1234

Overshare and TMI!


39 posted on 08/16/2010 1:55:00 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: earlJam

40 posted on 08/16/2010 1:55:07 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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