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Ever Been That Drunk?
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| Feb 2, 2012
| CARRIE ANN CHERRY
Posted on 02/04/2012 4:42:50 PM PST by bkopto
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To: bkopto
In my youth, I was highly intoxicated around bottle rockets and other fireworks. Thankfully, I never got the bright idea to put any in my rectum, although we used to shoot them directly at each other.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:55:29 PM PST
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:55:55 PM PST
by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Bahbah.)
To: bkopto
I’ve been pretty “absent of mind” in my time, but to engage in this sort of behavior speaks of a level of personal depravity that inebriation would barely touch.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:56:25 PM PST
by
Caipirabob
(I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
To: bkopto; mikrofon; martin_fierro
firing bottle rockets out of one's own anus constitutes an 'ultra-hazardous' activity. . . . Well, for some people, perhaps. But with daily practice, I can tell you the risk is significantly reduced.
To: ExGeeEye
Oh, and most of those events were lost to my memory and only know about them because they were reported to me afterward.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:57:55 PM PST
by
ExGeeEye
(Islam: a transnational fascist government that demands worship.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Same could be said for Russian Roulette, if you think about it...
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:59:45 PM PST
by
ExGeeEye
(Islam: a transnational fascist government that demands worship.)
To: bkopto
A young man had too much to drink,
Which thus made him unable to think,
With flair and pizzazz,
He stuck a bottle rocket up his @ss,
The resulting explosion caused quite a stink.
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posted on
02/04/2012 5:00:45 PM PST
by
exit82
(Democrats are the enemies of freedom. We have ideas-the Dems only have ideology.)
To: bkopto
So this jerk got scared by somebody else's exploding anus and fell off the roof, so he's sues everybody.
Geez, I've seen plenty of exploding anuses and I never fell off a roof.
He needs a beating so he has something to sue about.
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posted on
02/04/2012 5:01:33 PM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Rectum? Nearly killed him! In a more innocent age, I only wrecked cars, not ums.
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posted on
02/04/2012 5:02:27 PM PST
by
BfloGuy
(The final outcome of the credit expansion is general impoverishment.)
To: bkopto
The fool.
You’re supposed to hold the stick end of the bottle rocket in your teeth, not between your butt cheeks!
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posted on
02/04/2012 5:03:33 PM PST
by
43north
(BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED)
To: bkopto; shibumi; martin_fierro; humblegunner; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
02/04/2012 5:04:03 PM PST
by
Semper Mark
(I didn't leave the Republican Party. It left me.)
To: All
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
although we used to shoot them directly at each other We did that sober, each was allowed a metal trash can lid to use a shield.
Glass coke bottle with several rockets in one hand, trash lid in the other and a lit punk in our teeth.
Sometimes the rocket going off would light off some others. You learned the hard way to wait to see if you were shooting one or more before pulling back the bottle to put near your face with the lit punk in your teeth.
But usually, if the burns are not too bad, eyebrows grow back.
Parents today would be shocked to learn we lived if they knew everything we did as young teenagers.
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posted on
02/04/2012 5:05:10 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: bkopto
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posted on
02/04/2012 5:05:17 PM PST
by
rotstan
To: dead
Geez, I've seen plenty of exploding anuses and I never fell off a roof. Really. And it wasn't even a roof. It was a lousy deck! "The subject deck was approximately 3-4 feet high." Oh, poor baby!
"Waaah! Somebody's @ss exploded and I got scared and I fell off the deck! Three whole feet! I'm a little baby!"
Jackwagon.
To: SpaceBar
I can see a problem here, his mother probably told
him never to run with a bottle rocket up his butt,
Yet the instructions all say , “Light fuse and
RUN AWAY!”.
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posted on
02/04/2012 5:06:33 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: bkopto; shibumi; humblegunner
I've never shot bottle rockets out of my arse, but I have been that drunk. :)
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posted on
02/04/2012 5:08:08 PM PST
by
Semper Mark
(I didn't leave the Republican Party. It left me.)
To: bkopto
To: bkopto
Blames everyone but himself. Typical.
To: bkopto
Not the first time this has happened.
Oldies, but goodies...
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posted on
02/04/2012 5:10:32 PM PST
by
digger48
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