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Ever Been That Drunk?
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| Feb 2, 2012
| CARRIE ANN CHERRY
Posted on 02/04/2012 4:42:50 PM PST by bkopto
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:43:00 PM PST
by
bkopto
To: bkopto; mikrofon; martin_fierro
the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum. . . . Rectum? Nearly killed him!
To: bkopto
Can’t say I’ve ever been that drunk and I was an all star hall of famer drunk.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:47:11 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: bkopto
I must be culturally deprived - I got all the way though my undergrad days without the knowledge of what a bottle-rocket is.
Etiam non princeps sed usque ad genua, Principis Pacis!
Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:47:33 PM PST
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
To: bkopto
“Did you drive home?”
“Of course. I was too drunk to walk...”
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:47:41 PM PST
by
bigheadfred
(Bang a gong)
To: bkopto
Them West Virginia college students are pretty smart. They should make this an annual fraternity event and get some videos next time.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:47:50 PM PST
by
Harley
(Will Rogers never met Harry Reid.)
To: bkopto
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:48:03 PM PST
by
AnAmericanAbroad
(It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
To: bkopto
I could be mistaken here but I think you’re supposed to stick the skinny, long wood end into your anus and not the short, stubby, fused cardboard end. This might even be worth double-checking before the fuse is lit.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:48:50 PM PST
by
coloradan
(The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
To: bkopto
It is unclear [...] whether Hughes was injured [..] when the bottle rocket exploded in his rectum. I'm going out on a limb here, and voting "yes".
Dang near blew his brains out!
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:48:50 PM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: bkopto
Someone doesn’t have a sense of humor.
At one fraternity where I boarded, they’d tie a string to a brick and the other end to the pledges’ **** They’d then throw the brick off the balcony (having conveniently snipped the string). Hilarity ensued.
How I miss those days.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:49:12 PM PST
by
DaxtonBrown
(http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
To: bkopto
Any story that includes "
...when the bottle rocket exploded in his rectum" is going to offer a chuckle.
Unless you are associated in some way with the rectum in question.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:51:11 PM PST
by
Never on my watch
(As a matter of fact, IT IS something worth getting angry over!)
To: bkopto
“Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im!”
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:51:57 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
Reminds me of a verse of one of our fraternity songs...
“I threw a pail of Sh** in the air to see how high it would go, and when it splattered on the ground it spelled out A T O”
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:52:19 PM PST
by
dsrtsage
(One half of all people have below average In the US the number is 54%)
To: cripplecreek
I thought that was your picture next to mine !!
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:53:39 PM PST
by
onona
(Dicky Betts is one ramblin man !)
To: bkopto
No, I can’t say that I have.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:54:23 PM PST
by
Mmogamer
(I refudiate the lamestream media, leftists and their prevaricutions.)
To: bkopto
A. something to tell his grandkids about
B. seemed like a good idea at the time
C. potential Darwin award runner-up
D. gives new meaning to “blow it out yer azz!”
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:54:48 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: bkopto
I have been so drunk that I walked from my dorm to my frat house (bruising my shoulder on a tree along the way), maudlinly confessed my deep love to one of the sorority chix I only sort of liked, barfed on the floor
next to the porcelain idol, and fell asleep in a corner until a couple of the bros walked my hungover a$$ back home.
No, I have never been so drunk I wanted to shoot fireworks out of my butt.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:54:54 PM PST
by
ExGeeEye
(Islam: a transnational fascist government that demands worship.)
To: bkopto
Past a certain point, when the euphoric effects plateau off as a function of consumption, alcohol becomes just a poison. Rational judgement is affected up to a point, and those who go beyond that limit do it, not out of intoxication, but out of stupidity. As for the original question, no, never considered shooting a bottle rocket up my butt.
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:54:59 PM PST
by
SpaceBar
To: bkopto
Having never been a part of the fraternity experience, I don’t know how you get to the point where you are willing to follow someone’s direction when they say “Drop your pants and shove this in your a$$.”
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:55:20 PM PST
by
Never on my watch
(As a matter of fact, IT IS something worth getting angry over!)
To: bkopto
Never been so stupid. These kids are in college???
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posted on
02/04/2012 4:55:20 PM PST
by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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