Posted on 02/04/2012 4:42:50 PM PST by bkopto
Yep — we used to shoot CO2 powered BB guns at each other, we used to shoot bottle rockets at each other, we used to shoot fire extinguishers at each other. One time we got a high powered hose and turned it on each other. I’m amazed we are still alive. God protects idiots and drunks, and I’ve been both.
It is a miracle he didn't end up like this...
Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXa45zXypfs
His and his girlfriend’s parents must be so proud.
I love it when stupidity is painful.
The butt of jokes for years to come.
Yeah, the guy who fell off the 3 ft. deck and sued is a bigger jackwagon than the one trying to shoot a bottle rocket out of his rear end. I hope the judge tells him to get the heck out of his courtroom!
Done that.
Caught one inside the collar of my jacket at the base of my neck.
Was several days before the ear on that side returned to full functionality.
I've been drunk enough to literally pass-out in the gutter.
But I've never been "that drunk".
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Ouch, that must have really smarted. I guess one shouldn’t clench, either, although it might be difficult to keep that in mind at the key time.
How long until someone thinks to sue the fireworks or the beer companies?
I guess the boy had the old 'failure to launch' problem than can happen after too many Old Milwaukee's.
Might have been some sphincter puckering going on too.
““Of course. I was too drunk to walk...””
Unless one is really ripped, it is usually safer to drive home drunk than to walk home. If you walk, you are a sitting duck for the pigs (a little OWS lingo), whereas if you can drive reasonably well, you’ll make it home.
Of course, ideally, marry a non-drinker (i.e., non-American) and you won’t have to make that decision.
****I could be mistaken here but I think you’re supposed to stick the skinny, long wood end into your anus and not the short, stubby, fused cardboard end.***
Maybe he was so drunk, instead he picked up a roman candle, lit it and jammed it in fuse first. ;-D
That may be true, but the explosion would then still be outside his rectum. I was wondering if maybe an orientational error resulted in the charge being less fortunately situated.
A rectum is a licensed subject to joke upon, but you wouldn’t want to have to live without one.
Can’t say I ever was that drunk in college.
A very drunk roommate once uttered the proverbial “hey y’all watch this,” lifted one leg in the air and lit a fart with a butane lighter. Yes, they do ignite, very successfully in his instance; it set his Levis on fire. He ran, well, stumbled down the hall swatting flames on his backside and yelling obscenities, into the bathroom to the communal showers and then drenched himself.
Does this count?
Now I fully understand the phrase “Blow it out of your ass”
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