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1 posted on 05/31/2014 6:43:00 PM PDT by lee martell
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My neighbor has a dog named Sam. He talks to me. He says things. Bad things.


2 posted on 05/31/2014 6:47:14 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!)
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Why does everybody feel the need to question the chicken about crossing the road?

Bunch’a damn fascists.


3 posted on 05/31/2014 6:51:12 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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They keep trying to cross the road all the time, don’t they?


5 posted on 05/31/2014 6:52:34 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read newspapers you are misinformed)
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I know blue jays do. I was sitting on the porch one day watching a blue jay watch our cat prepare a hole to go to the bathroom in. After said hole met the cat’s standards he turned around to put it to use. Just then the jay flew right by the cat and cat lunged at him but missed. Messed his hole up so he straightened it out meticulously. when satisfied he turned around to do his morning business and here came the blue jay again. This went on for a good ten minutes. It was hilarious and yes birds do have a sense of humor.


7 posted on 05/31/2014 6:54:20 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin
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There would certainly be a lot more to them than we can really know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY


9 posted on 05/31/2014 6:55:20 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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“Do Chickens Have a Sense of Humor?”

The feminist ones sure don’t.


11 posted on 05/31/2014 6:58:20 PM PDT by Hugin
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Yes they certainly do ,, but like people they differ greatly in intelligence ,, I have a parrot that enjoys conversing with one chicken in particular ,, the others are too dense and can’t hold a conversation.


14 posted on 05/31/2014 6:59:22 PM PDT by Neidermeyer
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Owls don’t give a hoot.


15 posted on 05/31/2014 6:59:40 PM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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yes, they do....but it’s foul. :P


16 posted on 05/31/2014 7:01:58 PM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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Whenever we took a butcher knife to lop off their heads, the chickens didn’t seem to have a sense of humor.


17 posted on 05/31/2014 7:02:22 PM PDT by upsdriver (Palin/West '16)
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The more important question is, do they have large talons?


19 posted on 05/31/2014 7:05:12 PM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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I can't imagine chickens having a conversation. Chickens are some of the stupidest animals ever created. I had chickens when we lived in the country. A sudden very heavy rain started falling. The chickens looked up at the falling rain, it filled their nostrils and most of them drowned. True story!
20 posted on 05/31/2014 7:05:48 PM PDT by Ditter
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If you are truly interested.

Chicken Calls and Vocalizations


22 posted on 05/31/2014 7:08:38 PM PDT by deport
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I wasn’t very outgoing at parties so I got a duck. He teaches me how to get down.


23 posted on 05/31/2014 7:11:16 PM PDT by abishai
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Petaluma, the chicken capital of the world


24 posted on 05/31/2014 7:13:39 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")
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My SIL has chickens - 5 hens (was 6 ....). They all have personalities and they definitely “talk” to each other. We’ve also had chickens over the years & some were quite the characters ... Bruester the Blue Rooster (yup, there’s a story there), Big Daddy, Freckles, Egypt, etc.

I have no doubt that the hens were having quite a good time - any roosters around? That was probably what the story teller was gossiping about to the other hens (and why they were “laughing”) if there is.


26 posted on 05/31/2014 7:18:26 PM PDT by Qiviut (Obama: A Caesar at home & a Chamberlain abroad, dividing the country & uniting the world against us.)
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Chickens ain’t all that smart.... trust me.


27 posted on 05/31/2014 7:18:48 PM PDT by Bullish (You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
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Hahaha...I loved reading that. I could imagine exactly what it sounded like.

And...chickens ARE funny.


28 posted on 05/31/2014 7:20:05 PM PDT by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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They’re viciousn, cowardly little velociraptors!


30 posted on 05/31/2014 7:21:25 PM PDT by Theophilus (Be as prolific as you are pro-life.)
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Birds are more complicated creatures than is generally assumed, especially those species that live in flocks. For example, a parrot that was intensively tutored by researchers to understand and use words seemed to have a sense of humor. One day, seeing a raw chicken on the kitchen counter, he chuckled and said “Oh, poor Pablo,” referring to an absent fellow parrot as if that was chicken carcass.


32 posted on 05/31/2014 7:29:43 PM PDT by Rockingham
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