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Moral of the story: don't kiss your chickens.
1 posted on 10/19/2017 6:00:36 PM PDT by markomalley
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To: markomalley

I can understand this. 9 cents for an egg is outlandish.


2 posted on 10/19/2017 6:02:58 PM PDT by Artemis Webb (Maxine Waters for House Minority Leader!!)
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To: markomalley

Stick to choking them.


3 posted on 10/19/2017 6:05:19 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: markomalley

We got Henrietta when she was a chick one Easter. After we had her a while, it was determined that Henrietta was a Henry and there’d be no eggs.

One day, Henry disappeared. I never found out what happened to him, but Mom did make broiled chicken a day or so after he was gone.


4 posted on 10/19/2017 6:10:58 PM PDT by sparklite2 (I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
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To: markomalley

I would never do it, but I’ll bet there are some people who would allow chickens in bed with them. These are folks who will treat a friendly bird as though it were a lifesized stuffed toy for their kissing and hugging pleasure.


5 posted on 10/19/2017 6:11:04 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: markomalley

We’re all going to die.

(I’ve had chickens for tens years and have never experienced any health problems related to them. No Salmonella. No Avian Flu. No Gallus STD’s.)


6 posted on 10/19/2017 6:19:32 PM PDT by x1stcav (We have the guns. Do we have the will?)
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To: markomalley

I used to keep pigeons when I was a kid. Must have breathed the dust when I was cleaning their loft and contracted histoplasmosis. I remember being real sick one time afterward. Every time I get a chest X-ray the doctors get all worried that the scars on my lungs are cancer, but they aren’t.


7 posted on 10/19/2017 6:19:46 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (You can't have totalitarian globalist government if the peasants are armed.)
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To: markomalley; Ellendra

Oh, Fer Pete’s Sake!

They find ONE case in a million that gets sick from chickens, and it’s an, ‘epidemic.’

I’ve raised HUNDREDS of laying hens through the years with no problems at all.

Well, except for raccoon attacks, hawk attacks and one dog I had that LOVED to chomp chickens. ;)


9 posted on 10/19/2017 6:21:53 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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To: markomalley

It’s a bad idea to kiss them anyway. They’ll peck your lip!


11 posted on 10/19/2017 6:27:46 PM PDT by Ellendra (Those who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with.)
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To: markomalley

In the wintertime the temp was 40 below sometimes- We would bring all the chickens from the coop into the warm house cellar by the furnace where they would stay for days til it warmed upoutside. We had chickens for 30 years and none of us kids ever got sick.
More BS from fakenews.com


12 posted on 10/19/2017 6:31:31 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))))
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To: markomalley

They need to learn first thing you do is wash your eggs and your hands before putting them in your mouth


13 posted on 10/19/2017 6:36:07 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: markomalley

They need to learn first thing you do is wash your eggs and your hands before putting them in your mouth


16 posted on 10/19/2017 6:42:31 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: markomalley

We’ve had a lot of chickens. Not one has ever had salmonella. We’ve had the state come and test and tag them. Just keep the coop clean. That’s all you have to do.


24 posted on 10/19/2017 8:28:28 PM PDT by Snowybear
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To: markomalley

Yes I have 5 hens. Wash my hands everyday after cleaning the coop and/or touching them. Plus I wear gloves.


25 posted on 10/19/2017 8:47:06 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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