"That's all you got?"
"It's shrinkage, I tell you."
"No, I mean carry-on."
"Carrion? It ain't dead yet!"
"No, I mean where's you bag?"
"I told you. Shrinkage."
Posted on 05/05/2019 2:05:33 PM PDT by EdnaMode
Diana Ross says a TSA agent at a New Orleans airport took a pat-down search too far -- which left her feeling shaken and violated afterward.
The legendary soul singer described her experience early Sunday morning in a string of tweets, explaining that while she's normally treated like royalty in NOLA ... she got the exact opposite treatment at an airport there -- saying, "I was treated like [expletive]."
[snip]
Ms. Ross says she's not blaming the airline she flew with -- Delta, apparently -- but instead is pointing the finger at a female TSA agent that conducted an "over the top" pat-down as Diana was going through security. She says it's not what was done ... but how.
(Excerpt) Read more at tmz.com ...
WTH?
She can’t afford to fly private?
I wouldn’t fly commercial if I had private jet money.
Thise TSA a-hiles are aggressive homos
I’ll give Diana the benefit of the doubt here.
What was she expecting “The Chapel of Love”?
Not to worry Diana, the 25 yr old muslim man was able to walk through untouched.
Did the TSA agent ask, “Do you know where you’re going to?”
She is supposedly worth $250 million
https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/singers/diana-ross-net-worth/
At $50 million net worth, there is zero reason to fly commercial...
Ya. She definitely looks like a terrorist.
Maybe the TSA agent confused her with Michael Jackson, and they didn’t know that MJ was dead.
And yet people flood over borders unchecked.
So? She still doesn't deserve to be molested by a TSA agent.
I LOVE that clip/skit!!
I’ve tried to find it, several time, over the past year.
Is that from Living Color?? Wasn’t there also a muzzle walking right past, as well??
Too funny.
I believe it’s from Airplane! The Sequel.
That imbecile should be on the other side of the yellow line.
Bwaha!
Airplane II
Thanks.
For some reason, I’m thinking there was a Living Color/Mad TV version, too.
Hilarious. And....so true!!
Ross was going through security at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International
Airport when she said she felt uncomfortable by the way the female TSA agent put
her hands between her legs, front and back, she wrote.
“Its not what was done but how , I am feeling violated - I still feel her
hands between my legs , front and back ( saying to me it her job ,) WOW!!
really mixed emotions I always like to see the good things but not feeling
good right now
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