10 Reasons Why You Need A Russian Girlfriend In Your Life

MLT Blog ^ | 2015 | Irina Terehova

[VRW Conspirator]

Contrary to popular belief, Russian people are not all cold-hearted alcoholics. We're actually pretty great once you get to know us.

Take advantage of Montreal's multiculturalism and get yourself a Russian girlfriend ASAP. This post is addressed to both girls and guys alike. The truth is, you absolutely need a Russian girlfriend in your life, you just don't know it yet. So here are 10 reasons why you need a Russian girlfriend in your life.

1. We NEVER Come Over Empty-Handed If you invite us over for dinner, or something, just know that we'll bring stuff. We'll even call you and ask what you'd like us to get. If you say that we shouldn't bring anything, we'll still bring something. Expect a cake or alcohol or even a gift. How awesome is that? Pretty freaking awesome.

2. We Take Care Of Ourselves Russian girls put extra effort into looking good. It is almost a way of life for us. Our mothers give us s*** if we don't wear high heels when we leave the house. I also think it's pretty safe to say that, in general, Russian girls are known to be beautiful. It's always fun to have a hot girlfriend whether you're a guy or a girl.

3. We Love To Have A Good Time Russian girls are your best party buddies. It doesn't mean that we're not serious though, don't get me wrong. It means that we can let loose and have a good time when we feel like it. Having fun and enjoying life is part of our culture.

4. We Will Always Feed You Food will always be served if you come over to our house. ALWAYS. Even if we just invite you for drinks. Even if you're not hungry and only passing by for five minutes... The moment you step foot inside our house, we immediately force feed you.

5. Russian Parents Are The Best If you're lucky enough to meet our parents, you'll trip at how cool they are. You'll get to drink a lot of alcohol and it will be socially acceptable, even encouraged! The parents will also force feed you. You've been warned.

6. We're The Friendliest People Once You Pass The Trust Test You might think that Russian girls are cold or mean, but it's not really the case. Smiling at strangers is not part of our culture, so don't take it personal if a Russian girl gives you the cold shoulder at first. Once she gets to know you, you'll see how friendly and cool Russian girls can be. Patience, my friend.

7. Matryoshkas You will be fascinated by Russian dolls (Matryoshkas). They're just so beautiful and every Russian girl has a set of these. You can play with them all you want and take photos for your Instagram whenever you please.

8. We Always Have Alcohol At Our House You know that moment when the SAQ is closed and you run out of alcohol... have no worry! Russian girls always have booze at home. Problem solved and you're welcome.

9. We're Straightforward You'll never have to wonder what a Russian girl thinks about you, she'll tell you straight up. If she likes you, you'll know it and it's awesome. You won't have to read between the lines with these girls.

10. Russian Accent You'll fall in love with the Russian accent. Whether you'll love to make fun of it or you'll get turned on by it - it doesn't matter - you'll love it regardless.

[caww]

.....”By the time she left he had two wrecked cars and an empty bank account”....

That’s generally the case....as also with Ukrainian gals. And if your old and she’s young it’s a certainty....

[poconopundit]

A foreign wife is cool. Just ask Trump

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Trump chose wisely 3 times -- two European and one Georgian (U.S.)  Speaking of which, where the heck is Laz?

poconopundit's FR vanities & memes

[jmacusa]

So grateful for kind advice druge, but eh, alas I can longer par take of the vodka.

[Sirius Lee]

If I were Polish I'd have nothing to do with Rookies.

I have no problem with banging a Polish chick. The one's I know are pretty hot, even if they do have flat heads (back of heads). Look like lollipops from the side. That being said, I wouldn't have a problem with banging a Tasha either.

[tinyowl]

If you don’t mind saying ... in what capacity were you a lefty and what did you witness?

[Carriage Hill]

Lenin and Stalin were pussycats, weren’t they?

[POWG]

I married a foreign girl as well. She is from California.

[Mariner]

She’s not Russian.

Moldavia is closer to Romania...and Ukraine.

But, she could be of Russian heritage.

[CaptainK]

Here she is singing Pirate Jenny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec0clERjQ5A

[AppyPappy]

My friend married a Russian woman and she was amazed to discover how much American men would pay for sex. She made a lot of money

[bwest]

The Schiff has hit the fan.

[jmacusa]

I voted for Democrats(in the late 70’s) because, at that time there was no one like Sanders or AOC. I didn't go to college but I had friends who did and were SDS members(or so they liked to call themselves) and who would vandalize any conservative campus office, they would try to break into or vandalize military recruiting stations. I personally never assaulted some one physically although I felt it would have been justified because, well, I was a leftist and we had the moral authority to judge anyone else. Part of my Leftist leaning, oddly enough came from the fact that at one time I was a union laborer in NJ and NYC. Unionism is fascism and my union often would resort to violence when it went on strike and it made no bones about doing so or intimidating any contractor who didn't ‘’hire union’’.

[Mark17]

A foreign wife is cool.

Mine is from the Philippines. 👍

[jmacusa]

LOL! Ewwww!

[BenLurkin]

Russian people are not all cold-hearted alcoholics

8. We Always Have Alcohol At Our House

[a fool in paradise]

She wrote these articles about Canadian men.

[a fool in paradise]

I don’t know when that occurs but it appears that there is hope for the women who leave those countries before it happens.

Maybe it is the diet.

[BobL]

“Do you by chance have any daughters? Are they American and only to be played with?”

American girls are NOT at nearly the risk of guys. If raised properly, they can take care of themselves and have recourse if they do get stuck with a loser.

[BenLurkin]

Superb.

Very German, of course.

American musicals from the same era were different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

Pig-Latin included!

[ebshumidors]

Back in ‘88 I was at a disco in Szekesfehervar in Hungary as a third wheel. A Soviet student group came in. There was a cutie called Irina in the group that I danced with and got as far as getting my tongue in her ear until the Soviet lady broke us up.