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SATIRE Unity At Last: Klansman And Rich Liberal Activist Join In Celebration As Black Neighborhood Burns Down
The Babylon Bee ^ | june 2, 2020 | staff

Posted on 06/04/2020 1:35:52 PM PDT by Norski

U.S.—We finally have some healing and unity in our nation as a Klansman and a rich liberal activist were seen cheering together as a black neighborhood burned down.

Similar scenes played out across the country as looters and rioters destroyed many minority neighborhoods and both the KKK and rich, white, liberal activists joined arms to celebrate.

Powerful stuff.

The uniting of the two unlikely allies has even caused some confusion, as some liberals are being mistaken for KKK members and vice versa.

“This is what justice looks like!” tweeted a man as majority-black neighborhoods burned, though it was unclear if the man was a Ku Klux Klan member tweeting from a trailer park or an affluent liberal tweeting from a gated community thinking he was somehow helping minorities.

“You can’t criticize this; you brought this on yourselves!” he also tweeted, either celebrating the misery of the black people who have seen their neighborhoods destroyed or for some reason thinking this destruction was a blow to racists who live hundreds of miles away.

The man then vowed to provide financial support to those responsible for the destruction, which really seemed like something a KKK member would do, though it is more likely that a rich liberal would have the money for such a thing.

Finally, people are coming together!


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; babyonbee; humor; satire
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Note: This is the Babylon Bee, a satire site.

A bit too close for comfort.

1 posted on 06/04/2020 1:35:52 PM PDT by Norski
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To: Norski

MORE than enough business areas and districts that were not black were destroyed.

By blacks and ANTIFA.

ANTIFA had big plans for suburban areas but the threat of guns and the fact that suburban cops will be quicker to crack down kept them at bay.


2 posted on 06/04/2020 1:39:50 PM PDT by dp0622 (The very future of the Republic is at stake. We now know dems will do ANYTHING to win.)
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To: Norski

Babylon Bee is officially the most trusted news source online.


3 posted on 06/04/2020 1:41:01 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: Norski

It used to be liberals wore white hoods and burned down black neighborhoods.

They got a lot smarter.

Now they wear blacks masks and motivate blacks to burn down their own black neighborhoods.


4 posted on 06/04/2020 1:43:21 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
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To: Norski

Didn’t the two guys quoted stop to think they were growing a forest?


5 posted on 06/04/2020 1:46:40 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Responsibility2nd

So true! Quote of the day!!!! You win the internet!


6 posted on 06/04/2020 1:46:50 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Progressives" (elitist Communists) "Love you to death".)
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To: dp0622
ANTIFA had big plans for suburban areas but the threat of guns and the fact that suburban cops will be quicker to crack down kept them at bay.

I'm sure the Communist Chinese Army will be happy to help them out with that.
7 posted on 06/04/2020 1:49:29 PM PDT by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily." -GW)
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To: EdnaMode

This is a concern to me.


8 posted on 06/04/2020 1:53:36 PM PDT by Norski
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To: dp0622

Perimeters and intent are being tested on this hourly. Preparation for same is important.


9 posted on 06/04/2020 1:59:21 PM PDT by Norski
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To: Responsibility2nd

True.


10 posted on 06/04/2020 2:00:12 PM PDT by Norski
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To: Norski

I wish it weren’t posted. But that’s just me.

Satire or not our FR site is read by many who would like to do us harm out in the world as far as our reputation.

That title is meant to stir up trouble.


11 posted on 06/04/2020 2:28:00 PM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt
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To: Norski

Very close. White libs, under their thin skins are just as bigoted, at least the idiots in the klan are honest about who they are. I remember my parents telling me nobody burned crosses in daBronx, only real estate offices on Pelham Parkway, Riverdale, Baychester and other “good” neighborhoods that dared to show co op apartments and townhouses to those “g-ddamned n****rs” and “filthy sp*cs” that’s what limo liberals call them when they think no one’s paying attention. Elliot Engell’s hot mic moment is just the latest example.


12 posted on 06/04/2020 2:29:32 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (Virtue signalling is no virtue)
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To: hellinahandcart

Did you see this?


13 posted on 06/04/2020 2:33:22 PM PDT by sauropod (Quarantine is when you restrict sick people, tyranny is when you restrict healthy people.)
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To: Norski

Pulitzer Prize Reporting by the Bee


14 posted on 06/04/2020 2:33:28 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt

Yes. I understand.

However, the trouble is already here, at our door. We are already under siege. It was planned and begun long ago.

All who believe in that for which this site stands are already targeted by those who desire to harm, enslave or kill Christians, and also non-Christian conservatives.

Norski


15 posted on 06/04/2020 2:38:10 PM PDT by Norski
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To: Impala64ssa

Not under the skin. Behind a mask.


16 posted on 06/04/2020 2:40:28 PM PDT by Norski
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To: eyeamok

No, sorry, this is satire.

Thank you.


17 posted on 06/04/2020 2:41:27 PM PDT by Norski
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To: Norski

Speaking the truth in love!


18 posted on 06/04/2020 2:43:49 PM PDT by .30Carbine
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To: Norski

Preparation?

I’m looking forward to it.

For all those years I made fun of folks who spoke of CWII, apologies.

It’s here.

Probably better they attack now because they will just become more organized, not less.

And more violent.


19 posted on 06/05/2020 3:55:36 AM PDT by dp0622 (The very future of the Republic is at stake. We now know dems will do ANYTHING to win.)
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To: Norski

Are you sure this is satire?


20 posted on 06/08/2020 12:27:28 PM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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