[DariusBane]

What happens when five moon Uranus? Do you blush?

[MtnClimber]

From left to right: Miranda, Ariel, Umbriel, Titania and Oberon, imaged by Voyager 2 in 1986. (NASA/JPL/MPIA)

These are the largest moons of Uranus...I always wanted to say that!

[Spacetrucker]

So old I shoulda grown up decades ago but this stuff still makes me 😆.

[Still Thinking]

Pluto Has a Surprising Similarity to The 5 Biggest Moons of Uranus

I don't know how they'd know (maybe Alexa told them, that nosy bitch), but I think they need to mind their own business.

[polymuser]

Did Michelle snicker as she wrote that headline?

Is she like Amy on BBT?

[SIDENET]

Asstronomy.

[StAntKnee]

I’m here for the comments.

[EVO X]

Not going to post an extensive rebuttal, but I’ve read Triton a moon of Neptune is closer in composition to Pluto..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triton_(moon)

[Songcraft]

Here's another article that could be seen as related in some way to this important topic.   (I posted this once before, but I think it bears repeating here.)

       "Uranus Has Stinky Clouds" (in "Science News For Students")

(The first statement in that article is "Uranus stinks", and they explain in scientific terms why they believe that to be the case in the rest of the article.)

[Boogieman]

Isn’t this basically part of Velikovsky’s hypothesis? Though I think he speculated that Pluto was a former moon of Saturn rather than Uranus.

[Scrambler Bob]

Similar to my 5 biggest moons, huh?

How do they know?

Must be Govt. tracking.

[far sider]

In order to eliminate crude jokes like these, they will someday change the planet’s name. In the future it will be called Urectum.

[Honest Nigerian]

Article authored by Starr. Too many coincidences:

[olepap]

Greatest astronomical mistake: Naming that planet Uranus.