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Report: Strong Spike In Google Searches For 'Who Is Neil Young'
The Babylon Bee ^ | Jan. 27 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/28/2022 10:42:59 AM PST by xp38

U.S.—For some unknown reason, several outlets are reporting a strong spike in internet searches for "Who is Neil Young?" With little information about this unknown character available, and with all memory of the man's existence having been erased from America's collective memory for decades, many are still being left guessing.

"Your guess is as good as mine," said one analyst. "I've never heard of the guy in my life. Suddenly his name started popping up in the news so I googled his name. Even Google couldn't tell me, which is weird. I even get results when I type in my Grandma's name. Neil Young must be some sort of hermit living off the grid."

According to sources, Neil Young's name entered the news cycle when he called up a music streaming company called "Spotify" and threatened to remove all his music unless they caved to his demands.

"We weren't really sure what the crazy guy was ranting about, but he seemed a little unhinged and dangerous," said Spotify CEO Bubbles McSteevy, "so we just asked our engineers to remove everything from our servers with the name 'Neil Young' on it—for the safety of our employees."

At publishing time it is still unclear who Neil Young is.


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; UFO's
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; neilyoung; spotify; thebabylonbee; young
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1 posted on 01/28/2022 10:42:59 AM PST by xp38
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I know who he is. I remember what a lousy concert he did on the Harvest tour, being so loaded on smack.


2 posted on 01/28/2022 10:45:16 AM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: xp38

My best response; he’s no Eric Clapton.


3 posted on 01/28/2022 10:45:32 AM PST by Jumpmaster (U.S. Army Paratrooper. I am the 0.001%.)
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To: xp38

Whoever he is, a southern man don’t need him around anyhow.


4 posted on 01/28/2022 10:46:28 AM PST by Nathan _in_Arkansas (Hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats. )
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To: xp38

The headline writer is a genius.


5 posted on 01/28/2022 10:46:51 AM PST by Raycpa
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To: xp38

Have heard the name but could not name one song he has done.


6 posted on 01/28/2022 10:47:27 AM PST by Pxzftrnqfrn
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He’s a weirdo. I’ve been to his house in Woodside. The architectural style of the exterior decor was “bad acid trip.”

Not to mention all the strange animals wandering around the property.


7 posted on 01/28/2022 10:49:06 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Jumpmaster

I’ve seen them both live, EC last year, and you are correct, sir!


8 posted on 01/28/2022 10:49:40 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Jumpmaster

or even Eric Carmen


9 posted on 01/28/2022 10:50:03 AM PST by xp38
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To: xp38

I hear Ukelele Ike also said, “Either Joe Rogan goes or I do.”

(Cliff Edwards (Jun 14, 1895 - Jul 17, 1971), also known as “Ukelele Ike”, was an American singer and musician who enjoyed considerable popularity in the 1920s and early 1930s, specializing in jazzy rendions.)


10 posted on 01/28/2022 10:50:47 AM PST by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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HAHAHA! This is hilarious to me. A few weeks ago, I was watching one of the old Match Game shows, and the clue was [BLANK] Young.

It was the part where they show you 3 survey group choices and one of them was Neil Young.

NOBODY on the stage had ever heard of him. Not Gene Rayburn, any of the celebs or the contestants.

The producer told them he was a singer.

This would have been about 1975!


11 posted on 01/28/2022 10:51:04 AM PST by jocon307
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To: xp38

lol!


12 posted on 01/28/2022 10:58:54 AM PST by LibertyWoman (The Founders would be shooting by now.)
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To: Raycpa

Best laugh I’ve had this week


13 posted on 01/28/2022 11:00:24 AM PST by atomic_dog
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To: Seruzawa

He’s an old man, we’re not like him.


14 posted on 01/28/2022 11:01:46 AM PST by Rennes Templar (Come back, President Trump.)
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To: Pxzftrnqfrn
Have heard the name but could not name one song he has done.

This is where i'm at. I've been trying to think of one of his songs that i've heard, and I keep drawing a blank.

15 posted on 01/28/2022 11:07:39 AM PST by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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I think he was the lead singer from Men Without Hats


16 posted on 01/28/2022 11:10:06 AM PST by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: atomic_dog

I always confuse him with Barry Manilow.


17 posted on 01/28/2022 11:11:17 AM PST by maro (MAGA!)
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To: xp38

I didn’t realize he was still alive, until this. That’s probably why he did it.


18 posted on 01/28/2022 11:14:54 AM PST by euram
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To: xp38

I’m an old man a lot like him - Neither of us has any music on Spotify.


19 posted on 01/28/2022 11:14:55 AM PST by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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To: xp38

My My.
Hey hey.
Who is this guy, anyway?
he may have been big once
But he faded away
My My Hey Hey.


20 posted on 01/28/2022 11:19:34 AM PST by left that other site (A Man Without Self-Control is like a City Broken Into and Left Without Walls (Proverbs 25:28))
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