Posted on 03/05/2024 8:21:59 AM PST by servo1969
U.S. — In a landmark decision, the entire cast of The View has voted to overturn the Supreme Court's overturning of the Colorado Supreme Court's decision to remove Trump from the ballot.
"These Supreme Court justices are schmucks!" exclaimed beloved TV personality and law expert Joy Behar after receiving word of the ruling. "Everyone knows the Constitution, or the Declaration of Freedom — or whatever that piece of paper is called — clearly states that Trump should never be on the ballot. Because he's clearly a fascist. Duh! Everyone knows that!"
Sources say that hosts Behar, along with entertainer Whoopi Goldberg, lawyer Sunny Hostin, television host Sara Haines, television personality Ana Navarro, and political strategist Alyssa Farah Griffin, then cast a solemn unanimous vote to overturn SCOTUS.
"We hereby overturn the unlawful decision of the Supreme Court," said the group in unison while wearing black robes and white judge wigs. "By the power and authority of The View, we declare Trump shall immediately be removed from the ballot forever." Whoopi Goldberg then hit a large gong to signal that the group had made a decision.
At publishing time, the show's producers had angrily disinvited upcoming guest Justice Sonia Sotomayor from appearing next week.
The writers at the Bee have a special kind of genius. What a great way to point out how full of themselves the Whoopee Cushion and her friends are.
It gets harder and harder to write satire.
Amazing how much the Bee’s logo resembles that of another outfit skilled in skewering the progs...
Yeah, I know it's the Bee, but it feels real.
The view is so insane, I wonder about the fool bitches that watch this abomination of a tv program.
The view has about 2.5 million viewers on free tv in the morning, a shade more than Gutfeld that is on cable at 10 PM.
The cost of the bitches that appear on this show is multi-millions over the cost of Gutfeld show and many of the viewers are more senile than slow joe.
Oh please, somebody make a photoshop of the View Ladies in black robes and white powdered wigs.
PLEASE.
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One of the Bee's best.
This almost non satire. If it wasn’t from the bee, I would say it’s time to shut down Hollywood. We all know the view are traitors. Wats more embarrassing, is the audience applauds this stuff.
Now that's justice! And entertainment! Was there also dancing by transgenders?
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