Ventura Says Journalists is "Dirt Bags"

NewsMax via The Dialectizer ^ | July 23, 2002 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff (via The Dialectizer)

[MeekOneGOP]

Tuesday, July 23, 2002

Ventura Says Journalists is "Dirt Bags"

Outta th' horspital af'er a bout wif a blood clot in his lung, Minnesota Govahno' Jesse Ventura vented his obviously healthy spleen, lashin' out at th' media, political opponents an' TV.

"Seein' thet ah's a-gonna live ev'ry day like it's mah last - oh, yeah, th' venomous tongue is a-gonna be out agin," he told th' Minneapolis Star-Tribune. "No one will be safe."

To prove his point, Ventura fired volleys at:

• TV - Only one TV crew bothard t'covah his recent trade misshun t'China.

• Noospaper columnists, local an' nashunal - they're "hacks t'th' two parties."

• Political foes: Democrat Farmer Labo' party gubernato'ial kindidate Roger Moe is a career politician an' his Republican counterpart Tim Pawlenty is a puppet of party leaders. Both men, he complained haf been plottin' aginst him fo' years, annicipatin' he'd be in th' race, which he won't.

• Journalists - "ah guess we kin look at it histo'ically as they've allus been dirtbags, an' they still are."

  Af'er which he added: "ah's in a fine mood today."

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[MeekOneGOP]

For humor purposes only. Not intended to offend.
Give 'em heck, Jesse!

[MeekOneGOP]

Slow News Day......

[MeekOneGOP]

hehehe...................

[NeoCaveman]

You talking about him?

[MeekOneGOP]

Jesse Liberace Ventura? LOL!

[MeekOneGOP]

And.........thanks.

[OldFriend]

One thing Jesse Ventura knows is DIRTBAGS

[Mark Turbo]

Ventura looks conservatively dressed for Mardi Gras in that lame outfit, as any fool c'n plainly see. Fry mah hide!

[MeekOneGOP]

Yep.