Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 022

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THREAD 022

Dregs and Flakes

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[lodwick]

In Ayutthaya, Thailand, a four-year-old monkey has a one-year-old pet it adopted at birth after both were abandoned. All God's creatures need love.

[grannie9]

Just having a piece of carrot cake for lunch... I have to get rid of it so I can make the choco one.. ;)

That's the only reason of course...

[lodwick]

Your Age Is Showing How much you know will tell you how old you are

1) What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?

Flintstone Vitamins
Spaghetti
The Buttmaster
Wonder Bread
Orange Juice
MilkCod
Liver Oil

2) Before he was Mohammed Ali, he was...

Sugar Ray Robinson
Roy Orbison
Gene Autry
Rudolph Valentino
Fabian
Mickey Mantle
Cassius Clay

3) Pogo, the comic strip character said, We have met the enemy, and...

it's you
he is us
it's the Grinch
he wasn't home
he surrendered
he's really mean
we quit

4) Good night, David.

Good night, Chet.
Sleep Well
Good night, Irene
Good night, Gracie
See you later, Alligator
Until tomorrow
Good night, Steve

5) You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you

use Tide
when you lose your crayons
when you clean the tub
if you paint the room blue
if you buy a softwater tank
when you use Lady Clairol
when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6) Before he was the Skipper's little buddy, Bob Denver was

Dobie's friend...
Stuart Whitman
Randolph Scott
Steve Reeves
Maynard G. Krebbs
Corky B. Dork
Dave the Wave
Zippy Zoo

7) Liar, liar...

you're a liar
your nose is growing
pants on fire
join the choir
jump up higher
on the wire
I'm telling Mom

8) Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and...

Wheaties
Lois Lane
tv ratings
world peace
red tights
the American way
newspaper headlines

9) Lions and Tigers and Bears,

Yikes!Oh, no
Gee, whiz
I'm scared
Oh, my
Help, help!
Let's run!

10) Hey kids, what time is it?

It's time for Yogi Bear
Time to do your homework
It's Howdy Doody Time
!Time for Romper Room
Bedtime
The Micky Mouse Hour
Scooby Doo Time

11) Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone over

40
wearing a uniform
carrying a briefcase
over 30
you don't know
who says trust me
who eats tofu

12) NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings

Troy Aikman
Ken Stabler
Joe Namath
Roger Staback
Joe Montana
Steve Young
John Elway

13) Brylcream...

Smear it on
You'll smell great
Tame that cowlick
Greaseball heaven
It's a dream
We're your team
A little dab'll do ya

14) I found my thrill...

In Blueberry Muffins
With My Man Bill
Down By the Mil
lOver the Windowsill
With Thyme and Dil
lToo Late to Enjoy
On Blueberry Hill

15) Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by

Clark Gable
Mary Martin
Doris Day
Errol Flynn
Sally Field
Jim Carey
Jay Leno

16) Name the Beatles!

John, Steve, George, Ringo
John, Paul, George, Roscoe
John, Paul, Stacy, Ringo
Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
John, Paul, George, Ringo

17) I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who;

who ate the leftovers
who did the laundry
who passed the test
was it you?
who wrote the book of love
who I am
who knocked on the door

18) I'm strong to the finish...

cause I eats brocollicause
I eats me spinach
cause I lift weights
cause I'm the hero
and don't you forget it
cause Olive Oyl loves me
to outlast Bruto

19) When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today...

Smile! You're on Candid Camera
Smile! You're on Star Search
Smile! You're on tv
Smile! You won the lottery
Smile! We're watching youSmile!
The world sees youSmile!
You're a hit

20) What do M&M's do?



They make your tummy happy
They melt in your mouth, not in your pocket.
They make you fat.
They'll melt your heart.
They make you popular
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
They come in colors.


ANSWERS




1 Wonder Bread
2 Cassius Clay
3 he is us
4 Good night, Chet.
5 when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6 Maynard G. Krebbs
7 pants on fire
8 the American way
9 Oh, my
10 It's Howdy Doody Time!
11 over 30
12 Joe Namath
13 A little dab'll do ya
14 On Blueberry Hill
15 Mary Martin
16 John, Paul, George, Ringo
17 who wrote the book of love
18 cause I eats me spinach
19 Smile! You're on Candid Camera
20 They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Smile - You're Over 40

[grannie9]

Oh boy.. I'm well over 40.. those were a cinch... That was fun...lol

[lodwick]

[lodwick]

I don't write'em, I only find'em. ;-)

[palo verde]

loddy your photo of monkey hugging kitty is so sweet
thank you
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I went back to the badjoe thread to see the post by badjoe you mentioned
and got caught up lurking there again
btw, badjoe just posted again, bout the credit card numbers
how he plans to handle it
Love, Palo

[lodwick]

This is a sad day for FR.

I hope that Joe remains a member of FR and continues to
contribute his good posts and thoughts here.

I've been a registered member since 1998, and Joe was one
of the first to make me feel welcome here - it will not the
same FR with BADJOE gone.

What a crock...

[grannie9]

Just caught up with it.. Thanks Palo..

[andysandmikesmom]

Afternoon all...finally got here...was wraslin with my benign positional vertigo, and spent most of yesterday, and this morning, laying in bed, trying to reorient my brain...


Ah, I feel much better today...

Grannie, your new curtains are wonderful...I love em...

Loddy, your pic of one species of animal providing care for another species was touching... This does happen often enough in the animal world...I have seen dogs raising cats, cats raising dogs, dogs and cats being raised by pigs, I even saw a big black crow, raising a little kitten, runty pigs rejected by their moms, being raised by either cats or dogs...well its truly amazing that in the animal world, maternal instincts often weigh out over the instinct to fight with, hunt and kill....Often the role of predator and prey disappear when one creature is a helpless babe, and the other creature is a caring parent....so nice to see pics like that...

Palo, sounds like Miss Lulu had herself a wonderful adventure this morning, on her walkie...she is quite the gal, one who folks cannot refuse....just like her mama...

Oneida...you cake recipie sounds scrumptous...perhaps I will break down and bake something for BigDoms return from his weekend in Tacoma...

Well, I passed the over 40 test with a perfect score.....ah, to be 40 again, would be a treat....

[lodwick]

[palo verde]

hi loddy
badjoe is love of my life
he is prince and gentleman
willa is lovely woman too
I wish them both all the love and happiness in universe
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Olga will not be happy bout this
I dont expect another contribution from Siberia
we know you are her honey bunny
but she liked bajoe too
watch contributions from Siberia plummet

[lodwick]

LOL - thanks for the Siberian thought.
No more Miss Universes here.

No BADJOE - No Peace!

[westmex]

Montezuma's Well is south of Flagstaff, AZ. on I-17 at exit #293. Don't know if they would let you swim there though..There are a bunch of things to see in that general area. Montezuma's Castle, and Sedona are not far away...
.....Westy.....

[westmex]

Arizona

Wupatki Nat. Monument
Palo's first apartment house in AZ..
.......Westy......

[westmex]

Arizona

Wupatki Nat. Monument
Palo threw a party and look what happened....lol...
.....Westy.....

[palo verde]

rofl you are so funny
you crack me up
smoochies
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

you are turning down date with Miss Universe!!!
loddy, get a grip

FR without badjoe is not FR
but we still have DD and love each other
Love, Palo