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NYC's First Professional Cuddler Will Spoon You For $60
Gothamist ^
Posted on 01/30/2014 11:53:42 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
This doesn’t sound like something one would invest in.
I have heard if one were to ask most any wife, she will say the biggest problem is
“He doesn’t cuddle. Never did. Wham Bham, Thank You Ma’am, roll over and go to sleep”.
So why would a man PAY FOR what he could get FREE at home - No strings attached...
How many wives would use ‘No Cuddling’ as a punishment?
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:20:03 PM PST
by
xrmusn
(6/98 --Because you have your head up your arse doesn't mean you have to have a crappy outlook.)
To: AnAmericanAbroad
No, you want a degreed professional, and here he is.
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:23:19 PM PST
by
Yaelle
To: Yaelle
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:32:04 PM PST
by
AnAmericanAbroad
(It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
To: AnAmericanAbroad
And you could negotiate the terms of a happy ending — Oh...wait, that’s illegal. Never mind.
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:52:12 PM PST
by
areukiddingme1
(areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
To: nickcarraway
Will Spoon You for $60How much to fork you?
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posted on
01/30/2014 1:20:16 PM PST
by
Rinnwald
To: Rinnwald
“Will Spoon You for $60
How much to fork you?”
Well played!
But if you knife her in the end . . .
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posted on
01/30/2014 1:30:16 PM PST
by
LRoggy
(Peter's Son's Business)
To: nickcarraway
Good for this woman. She took her modest looks and created a legitimate, although a bit creepy, business.
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posted on
01/30/2014 1:31:16 PM PST
by
Balding_Eagle
(Over production, one of the top 5 worries for the American Farmer every year.)
To: kcvl
Look like HE is the cuddler and she is the cuddlee.
To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
01/30/2014 1:43:35 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: AnAmericanAbroad
Lol! Come on; he gives great conversation! ;)
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posted on
01/30/2014 1:45:37 PM PST
by
Yaelle
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
01/30/2014 1:48:56 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
I just have to say, this is one of the most enjoyable threads ever.
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posted on
01/30/2014 1:54:35 PM PST
by
Mason
To: dfwgator
She's a spofessional prooner? let's see who gets it...
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posted on
01/30/2014 1:55:16 PM PST
by
null and void
(<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
To: nickcarraway
What’s the upside when trouble doesn’t happen?$60/hour. She's not going to get that working retail.
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posted on
01/30/2014 2:28:54 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(... for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead ...)
To: null and void
You know... I bet I could make this work here in Japan. I’m often told by the Missus that I am a wonderful cuddly teddy bear. Lots of lonely ladies might enjoy drifting off to sleep next to my warm comfy belly. I even have a slogan already.
“Debu demo kimochii”
I wonder if I can talk my wife into letting me try it as a side business.
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posted on
01/30/2014 2:32:59 PM PST
by
Ronin
(Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
To: kcvl
So will a cute puppy...Or a kitten purring in your lap.
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posted on
01/30/2014 2:33:50 PM PST
by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: Ronin
I wonder if I can talk my wife into letting me try it as a side business. I would set up a hidden camera before you ask her.
You might get enough web traffic to pay your medical bills...
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posted on
01/30/2014 2:43:17 PM PST
by
null and void
(<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
To: nickcarraway
ROFLOL
Massage parlors ‘round here are often raided for providing *more* than a massage.
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posted on
01/30/2014 2:45:54 PM PST
by
Daffynition
("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
To: null and void
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posted on
01/30/2014 3:11:07 PM PST
by
Ronin
(Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
To: nickcarraway
When I need a cuddle I cuddle my teddy bear. Or a pillow.
Just saved sixty dollars! And I can cuddle all night......
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posted on
01/30/2014 3:12:36 PM PST
by
Gefn
(RIP Holly, April 1999-December 31, 2013 the best cat ever)
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