Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Semi-News: Biden Says Confirmation Hearings No Longer Useful
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 22 Jan 2006 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/26/2006 7:14:45 AM PST by John Semmens

Senator Joe Biden (D-Del.) believes Senate confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominees should be abandoned. Biden says the humiliation he and other Democrats suffered at the hands of Roberts and Alito have left him feeling depressed.

“These judges are really smart,” complained Biden. “We can’t fake ‘em or shake ‘em. We’re wasting everyone’s time.”

Biden told NBC's "Today" show he’d like to see a system wherein the nominee is tied up in a sack and each senator is allowed one whack with a baseball bat. “This would play to our strengths,” said Biden. “If the nominee survives, he gets to go on the court.”

Myron Cornole of the American Civil Liberties Union called Biden’s proposal “intriguing,” but said it will require more study before his organization can take a position.

In related news, former senator and vice-presidential candidate John Edwards (D-N.C.) called for Democrats to use whatever means necessary to block the nomination of Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court.

“If Alito replaces the moderate Sandra Day O'Connor, who often proved to be the swing vote on important cases, the Supreme Court will shift dangerously to the right,” said Edwards.

Edwards said he wouldn’t rule out any tactic, including strapping a bomb on somebody and blowing up the Supreme Court itself if the nomination is not stopped by a senate filibuster.

“We cannot allow this monster who would deny women the right to murder their own unborn children to rise to a position where he could cast the vote to overturn Roe v. Wade,” said Edwards.

A Zogby poll indicated that only 23 percent of those surveyed would support bombing the Supreme Court and then only if Edwards himself were the suicide bomber.

(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: aclu; johnedwards; samalito; satire; senatorbiden; supremecourt

1 posted on 01/26/2006 7:14:47 AM PST by John Semmens
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Myron Cornole of the American Civil Liberties Union

Ahhh a fitting name LOL

How bout we put biden and kennedy and the rest of the rats in a bag with a brick and throw them off a bridge.


2 posted on 01/26/2006 7:20:31 AM PST by lakeman (when a marine kills the only thing he feels is the recoil of his rifle)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

At least one of the Dems realized they looked like inferior intellects. Actually they looked like dumb xxxxx.


3 posted on 01/26/2006 7:21:51 AM PST by golfisnr1 (Democrats are like roaches, hard to get rid of.>)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

satire


4 posted on 01/26/2006 9:29:40 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson