DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-08 ("Why did Kerry stab Edwards in the back?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

the biggest act of political betrayal since, well, the Goracle endorsed Howard Dean over his 2000 running mate, Joe Lieberman.

Good point, PJ. In 2008 Jean-Fraud disses his running mate, in 2004 Algore dissed his running mate--and to take it a step further, in 2000 Bubba didn't exactly give Algore a lot of help.

[Charles Henrickson]

Why did Kerry stab Edwards in the back?

John Kerry was *for* Edwards before he was against him.

[Charles Henrickson]

Why couldn't Kerry have waited to endorse Obama in a state where he had done well and was still thougth well of??

A place where Kerry is still well thought of? The problem is, Davos doesn't have a lot of delegates.

[Charles Henrickson]

It is a slap in the face isnt it?

Silky Pony will have to re-do his make-up.

[Charles Henrickson]

More like a 9 iron up the butt.

Or a ski pole.

[Charles Henrickson]

More like a 9 iron up the butt.

John Kerry is SHAFT-BUTTING John Edwards!

[COBOL2Java]

[I have the feeling that Kerry is uncomfortable with EVERYBODY.]

Well, not quite. Kerry is VERY comfortable around rich widows.

[MrB]

Say, do any of the leftwing blogs/sites have a “freeper funnies” guy?

If not, why not? Lack of talent?

More likely, a lack of a sense of humor.

[Charles Henrickson]

Kerry stabbed us all in the back When he refused to fight the Coward Bush. He also betrayed our Democracy when he failed to challenge the voter suppression/fraud perpetrated by Rove's Rogues.

KERRY BETRAYED (MY PURE HEART)
Tune: "Expressway (to Your Heart)"

I've been tryin' to tell DU for a long time
Because constantly it's been on my mind
I was thinkin' 'bout an excuse I could make
But it seems like I made a mistake:

I was wrong
I worked too long
I got caught up in the power
But it started to go sour
When he lost the election
Just like he loses his direction!

John Kerry betrayed
My pure heart!
Man, did he fade
And look how we paid!

That Kerryspeak is much too clouded
Much too clouded, so clouded
No more for me (too clouded)
Oh, too clouded. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Lets compare running for president to swimming in a deep lake.... Having John Karry's support is like doing that with a concrete slab tied to your ankle.

Maybe Mike Gravel can throw Kerry into the lake.

[DeFault User]

Another follower of Calvin, I perceive:

[Roses0508]

But what does it benefit Obama to have Kerry endorse him in SC? It's not like Kerry is a favorite son of South Carolina. It may even hurt Obama in that state?

My first thought when I heard about the endorsement "That's going to hurt Obama -- especially in the South."

I'm trying to think if I actually know anyone who likes Kerry well enough to see his endorsement as a positive thing.

[Charles Henrickson]

Hey, where’s the little beaver guy on the street corner puffing on a stogie?

Li'l Beaver is trying not to get stabbed in the back himself:

[Charles Henrickson]

Then why are we paying you the big bucks for this stuff?

Henrickson does the jobs that PJ doesn't want to do.

[Purrcival]

Your book reports must have been fun to read. ;-)

[Not A Snowbird]

Rove's Rogues

That's rather catchy. Where do I sign up?

[socialismisinsidious]

LOL Of course, silly me. Thank you for stating what should have been obvious; the institutional racism, the social caste that bind the common man and a criminal justice system that controls a disproportionately high number black males...it’s all there (implied or otherwise) and yet I, the right wing nut job, missed it. For you an A, for our liberal elite DUmmie friend an A+ and for me a F.

[Purrcival]

Who’s PBD?

[Paul Heinzman]

progressivebydesign. Supposedly an original DUmmie with over 12,000 posts.

[Paul Heinzman]

The DUmmies post a regular feature called "Top Ten Conservative Idiots," but it is fairly repititious. The problem with humor on leftwing sites isn't lack of talent or sense of humor--it is political correctness. Since pretty much all comedy has a degree of hurtfulness to it, any joke you tell over there is going to offend one group or another.

They can't even have fun when stuff happens like the Mark Foley airport john incident without some sodomite killjoy pitching a fit.