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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-08 ("Why did Kerry stab Edwards in the back?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2008 7:32:26 PM PST by PJ-Comix

As soon as I heard earlier today that John Kerry had endorsed Barack Obama, my first thought was the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Why did Kerry stab Edwards in the back?" Sheesh! Talk about a lack of loyalty! This was probably the biggest act of political betrayal since, well, the Goracle endorsed Howard Dean over his 2000 running mate, Joe Lieberman. Of course, a lot of this endorsement has to do with Kerry's hatred for Hillary since he blames her in large part for his 2004 defeat. So let us now watch the DUmmies observe Kerry stabbing the Breck Girl in the back while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Obama also has a grandfather from Austria, is in the [brackets]

Why did Kerry stab Edwards in the back?

[John Edwards has the Breck Girl's back.]

It has been no secret that Edwards did not agree with the manner in which Kerry ran his last campaign. Kerry obviously was not happy with Edwards comments about the last election or his failure to defend his strategy? But what does it benefit Obama to have Kerry endorse him in SC? It's not like Kerry is a favorite son of South Carolina. It may even hurt Obama in that state? Why couldn't Kerry have waited to endorse Obama in a state where he had done well and was still thougth well of??

[It sounds like you are Swiftboating Kerry.]

It is a slap in the face isnt it?

[In contrast to the pats on the tush in 2004.]

Especially since there were stories in The Atlantic about Kerry's discomfort with Edwards as a running mate. I think he was uncomfortable running with him but bit his pride for political reasons.

[I have the feeling that Kerry is uncomfortable with EVERYBODY.]

kerry does whatever is politically expedient for him. he doesn't care about the little guy.

[You're several years late in this realization but the Kewpie Doll is on the way.]

Because it's all about the "f*ck you" to Edwards. If I were Obama, I wouldn't be too fulsome in my thanks for this endorsement.

[Hmmm... I'm wondering if Kerry is hoping for a locked convention where the delegates turn to... But of course, they would turn to the Goracle first.]

democrats often endorse. why is it a stab if he wants obama and edwards criticism of kerry last couple years, or edwards wife many comments about kerry, are they a stab in back.... or simply the edwards expressing? thinking you are seeing this awfully slanted.

[I forgot about Mrs. Edwards' digs against Kerry.]

More like a 9 iron up the butt.

[Somewhere out there, Ben Burch is smiling.]

We can always count on Karl for the poetic imagery.

[There once was a Kerry from Nantucket...]

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED TO WISE UP FAST THAT THE FIX IS IN FOR OBAMA BY THE POWER ESTABLISHMENT

[See you at the Trilateral Commission snack bar!]

Kerry stabbed us all in the back When he refused to fight the Coward Bush. He also betrayed our Democracy when he failed to challenge the voter suppression/fraud perpetrated by Rove's Rogues.

[Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the 2004 election.]

This can only help the Rethuglicans. F*ck you, Kerry.

[DUmmie loyalty at work.]

Lets compare running for president to swimming in a deep lake.... Having John Karry's support is like doing that with a concrete slab tied to your ankle.

[And having Ted Kennedy's support is like having a car tied to your ankle while swimming in a deep lake.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2008; 2008endorsements; barackobama; dummies; johnedwards; johnkerry; unfitfordogcatcher
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A late night DUFU so I don't have to do one in the morning. But if Charles wants to...
1 posted on 01/10/2008 7:32:30 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 01/10/2008 7:33:57 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Why? Cuz Edwards likes it from behind.

Eww. LOL.


3 posted on 01/10/2008 7:35:35 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Say no to Rudy McHuckabee. Go Fred)
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To: PJ-Comix

A sKerry endorsement - the “gift” that keeps on giving!


4 posted on 01/10/2008 7:36:03 PM PST by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: PJ-Comix

The couple had a tiff.


5 posted on 01/10/2008 7:36:50 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Whoa! TOP TEN FOR FIRST TIME


6 posted on 01/10/2008 7:36:51 PM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: PJ-Comix

7!


7 posted on 01/10/2008 7:41:36 PM PST by chesley (Where's the omelet? -- Orwell)
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Kerry used a grain of rice to stab Edwards in the back!

Top 10!


8 posted on 01/10/2008 7:41:40 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hot Dog! Good debate and new DUFU

Cindie


9 posted on 01/10/2008 7:44:40 PM PST by gardencatz (My son is learning Arabic so you don't have to...oorah!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
democrats often endorse. why is it a stab if he wants obama and edwards criticism of kerry last couple years, or edwards wife many comments about kerry, are they a stab in back.... or simply the edwards expressing? thinking you are seeing this awfully slanted.

Wow. These people are political idiots and incredibly stupid.
10 posted on 01/10/2008 7:46:10 PM PST by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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Hey, where’s the little beaver guy on the street corner puffing on a stogie?


11 posted on 01/10/2008 7:52:09 PM PST by groanup (Defend the income tax? Yes they do.)
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To: PJ-Comix
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED TO WISE UP FAST THAT THE FIX IS IN FOR OBAMA BY THE POWER ESTABLISHMENT

Wait a minute... The previous DuFu said that the fix was in for Hillary:

N.H. uses Deibold voting machines...

Corporate USAmerika wins again!

You can now return to your (rigged) horse race.

Then again, I guess it’s normal for DUmmies to contradict themselves.

12 posted on 01/10/2008 7:58:21 PM PST by wysiwyg (What parts of “right of the people” and “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?)
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so I don't have to do one in the morning.

Wisky Tango Foxtrot?

Then why are we paying you the big bucks for this stuff?

13 posted on 01/10/2008 8:16:19 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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14 posted on 01/10/2008 8:26:45 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns
I think you've won one of these before, but you can never have too many of these...

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15 posted on 01/10/2008 9:47:23 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
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“Why did Kerry stab Edwards in the back?”

He thought he was endorsing Barry O’Bama. (”You mean he ISN’T Irish? He’s from Chicago, isn’t he??”)

16 posted on 01/10/2008 9:50:03 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
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“I think he was uncomfortable running with him but bit his pride for political reasons.”

(Insert benburch comment here)

17 posted on 01/10/2008 9:51:13 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
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“I’m wondering if Kerry is hoping for a locked convention where the delegates turn to... But of course, they would turn to the Goracle first.”

They should turn to the only man who can save them from inevitable ruin in November.

Of course, I’m speaking of....Tom Vilsack!

18 posted on 01/10/2008 9:52:53 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
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"He also betrayed our Democracy when he failed to challenge the voter suppression/fraud perpetrated by Rove's Rogues."

"He betrayed ME! He betrayed YOU! He betrayed the Hillaryan Reich!"

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19 posted on 01/10/2008 10:00:13 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: decal

No, first one. Thanks! :)


20 posted on 01/10/2008 10:10:22 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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