Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Posted on 08/17/2009 9:04:50 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a xxxx-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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LOL
Old joke. New version. Seriously STILL funny.
Doesn’t spoil anything for me, I had never heard it.
The photos aren’t new either, from a very, very old Jay Leno’s headlines, a newspaper article that read happily married for 50 or 60 years as the caption.
- sorry to spoil the fun -
LOL..... but that wasn’t the purpose don’t ya know.
ROTFL.
The more we abused the cop, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn’t care. We came into town by bus...........and the car with all the tickets had an Obama sticker.
Old, but funny!
LOL!!!
lol
Awesome!
That’s what makes it fun! Doesn’t mean it can’t be done again. I’ve played many a prank that I have heard or read about to a great many people. I just don’t have the ability to make them up on my own..
ROFL...
Good one, old or not, it’s funny. Like the pic of the old timers too.
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