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Police barred from penis enlargement
Reuters ^ | Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:10pm EDT | Olivia Rondonuwu

Posted on 04/29/2010 9:29:13 PM PDT by Candor7

Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: enlargement; papua
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No policemen are allowed to live large.
1 posted on 04/29/2010 9:29:14 PM PDT by Candor7
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To: Candor7

Does this mean that South Pacific dicks (slang for policeman) can’t take viagra?


2 posted on 04/29/2010 9:31:18 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: Fred Nerks; null and void; stockpirate; george76; PhilDragoo; Candor7; rxsid; MeekOneGOP; ...
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3 posted on 04/29/2010 9:32:39 PM PDT by Candor7 (Now's the time to ante up against the Obama Fascist Junta ( member NRA))
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To: Candor7

Hey, Viagra would save the price of having to buy the policemen Billy Clubs. They would be bringing their own.

Kapaku Papuans. College Anthropology, 1966.


4 posted on 04/29/2010 9:33:36 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: mlocher

The article mentions nothing about temporary enlargement.

Only Obama can tell you for sure, he spent stiff time in Indonesia.


5 posted on 04/29/2010 9:34:10 PM PDT by Candor7 (Now's the time to ante up against the Obama Fascist Junta ( member NRA))
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To: Candor7

Damn you! You shrunk Pee Wee Herman.


6 posted on 04/29/2010 9:34:20 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Candor7

what about those like me who need their penises reduced?


7 posted on 04/29/2010 9:34:53 PM PDT by woofie
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To: woofie

Its a curse many of us must bare.


8 posted on 04/29/2010 9:37:25 PM PDT by LukeL (Yasser Arafat: "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize")
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

http://www.fatihsyuhud.com/how-to-enlarge-penis-the-papuan-way/


9 posted on 04/29/2010 9:39:11 PM PDT by Candor7 (Now's the time to ante up against the Obama Fascist Junta ( member NRA))
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To: Candor7

Now, that’s “hard”.


10 posted on 04/29/2010 9:44:02 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: woofie

http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Urology/Penis-size—reduction-both-flaccid-and-erect-and-urinary-issues/show/226684


11 posted on 04/29/2010 9:45:44 PM PDT by Candor7 (Now's the time to ante up against the Obama Fascist Junta ( member NRA))
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Are they sure it wasn't the PeePee Police Chief that said that?
12 posted on 04/29/2010 9:50:21 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (If Hitler used a TelePrompter, we would all be speaking German...)
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To: Candor7

Violators of the new policy will be hung.


13 posted on 04/29/2010 9:52:25 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Candor7; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged.

Darn! And I was just about to turn in the Papua work!

14 posted on 04/29/2010 9:57:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Cross that one off the list. . . .)
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To: Joe 6-pack

LOL! Post of the day!


15 posted on 04/29/2010 10:00:29 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (I'm voting for Sarah Palin because she pisses off the right people.)
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To: Candor7

Imagine if they adopted this policy at the LAPD or NYPD?

How would they enforce it?


16 posted on 04/29/2010 10:01:48 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (I'm voting for Sarah Palin because she pisses off the right people.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

ROTFLMAO

The double entendre!

I am out here for the evening, until tomorrow.

Beware of posters who say this thread is worthless without pictures.


17 posted on 04/29/2010 10:02:13 PM PDT by Candor7 (Now's the time to ante up against the Obama Fascist Junta ( member NRA))
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

Chop-chop!


18 posted on 04/29/2010 10:03:14 PM PDT by Candor7 (Now's the time to ante up against the Obama Fascist Junta ( member NRA))
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To: humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; Squantos; Slings and Arrows

Another exceptional headline ping.


19 posted on 04/29/2010 10:05:16 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Well done, sir!


20 posted on 04/29/2010 10:06:21 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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