Skip to comments.Save the planet, kill the whales
Posted on 12/15/2010 9:21:32 AM PST by jpf
I've often imagined what the world would be like if things were different, like for example if Dick Cheney had announced the theory of global warming in 2003. Undetected for decades, NASA scientists had discovered that a colorless, odorless, tasteless gas, was warming our planet and posing a threat to our very existence. After a briefing from NASA scientists, the Vice President crawled out of his secret lair to announce the discovery to the world. Dick being Dick, the discovery was reason to immediately begin the construction of 10,000 nuclear power plants across the country, post haste.
I'm just wondering what sort of conspiracy theories would have sprung up. Perhaps the guys from Loose change would have developed a theory that global warming was the result of the US government imploding the world trade center. Al Gore would have needed a new hobby, that could have been dangerous. Just as a side note, for all the screaming about the 2000 election it sure worked out for all concerned. George Bush got to be President just like his dad and Al Gore got to do, well, what Al Gore does. It worked out. Except for the butterfly ballot lady down in West Palm, I hear she's still persona non grata at bingo games through out the greater South Florida area. snip
Save the whales, not the males!
What about George and Gracie?
These are not the hell your whales!
Whenever an obvious democrat chick at a bar (obvious before they even speak because of the stupid glasses)..if she asks me what I do, I always replay that I build nuclear powered whaling stations
I was just wondering what would happen if some person named Flood with a blog named my big mouth wasted everyones time by posting nonsense on free republic.com.? Just wondering.
My apologies, I’m sure for you it took most of the day to read.
as bad as those useless sacks of blubber stink if you are downwind from them I say kill them all!!!!
I wouldn’t click on or read a blog if you put a gun to my head, I just read the title.
“I’m just wondering what sort of conspiracy theories would have sprung up.”
There would have been many conspiracy theories. Above all though, If Dick proclaimed global warming the MSM would not have reported on it and the scientific community would not have thrown a dime at researching it.
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