Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Senator Calls for Abolition of Guns
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 5 Nov 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/06/2011 10:45:34 AM PST by John Semmens

Senator Diane Feinstein (D-Calif) says that the “Fast and Furious” gun scandal “shows that now, more than ever, we must abolish guns in this country.”

“Fast and Furious” is the name given to a Department of Justice (DOJ) program that enabled Mexican drug gangs to more easily obtain weapons. Thus far, an estimated 2,000 guns are believed to have been conveyed to these gangsters by the DOJ program.

According to Feinstein, “the fact that even government officials could make such a blunder argues against the idea that anyone should be allowed to possess firearms. Plainly, guns are too dangerous to be left in the hands of human beings. The only way we are going to stop the carnage is by disarming everyone.”

“If possession of firearms is restricted to only those authorized to use deadly force—the police and military—the daily tragedies we’ve been seeing with neighbors killing neighbors, husbands killing wives, children killing themselves would come to an end,” Feinstein predicted. “The government’s ability to suppress resistance to legitimate authority and other criminal behavior would be enhanced. A new dawn of humane and civil intercourse between Americans would be at hand.”

read more...

http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/11/05/house-leader-opposes-voter-id-laws-in-all-50-states/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; gangsters; guns; satire
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-27 next last

1 posted on 11/06/2011 10:45:39 AM PST by John Semmens
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

You first.(and the Capitol Police).


2 posted on 11/06/2011 10:46:57 AM PST by aliquando (A Scout is T, L, H, F, C, K, O, C, T, B, C, and R.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Guns owners call for Feinstein to be abolished from elected office.


3 posted on 11/06/2011 10:47:02 AM PST by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Of course this is satire, but I have no doubt those are the thoughts in Feinswine’s head.


4 posted on 11/06/2011 10:47:46 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (Cain = National Sales Tax; Perry = Amnesty for Illegals; Romney = Obamacare forever. Who's left?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

I call for the abolition of Senator Feinstein (D-Calif)


5 posted on 11/06/2011 10:53:02 AM PST by YHAOS (you betcha!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

From my cold, dead, fingers......


6 posted on 11/06/2011 10:54:14 AM PST by halfright ("Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". --Thomas Je)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens
"The only way we are going to stop the carnage is by disarming everyone.”

That didn't stop the carnage when Hitler did it back in the 1930s, Diane.

Is this woman really a U.S. Senator???

7 posted on 11/06/2011 10:55:52 AM PST by Savage Beast (A backwoods southern lawyer is a safer trustee for your soul than a Washington politician.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Due to the clear and verifiable governmental involvement, I’d say that F&F is justification for abolishing the ATF, the DOJ and Diane Feinstein.

I thought you only did satire pieces.

;-D


8 posted on 11/06/2011 10:56:13 AM PST by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOs!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Let’s see, N.Y. D.C. L.A. are all strict on guns and that seems to be doing such a good job there.


9 posted on 11/06/2011 10:56:17 AM PST by Joe Boucher (FUBO ( Real conservative or go fish) Sooo, that leaves you out Mitt)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Was it Feinstein or Boxer who actually said during the Clinton era “If we could get the votes in the Senate, we’d say ‘Round them up’ tomorrow”?


10 posted on 11/06/2011 10:56:45 AM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

So we need to ban guns to prevent our government from going rogue, violating the law, arming foreign criminals who then murder Americans?

OK, but doesn’t that same logic suggest that’s exactly why we need to be able to keep and bear arms?

Now more than ever before...?


11 posted on 11/06/2011 10:59:53 AM PST by 5by5
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

So we need to ban guns to prevent our government from going rogue, violating the law, arming foreign criminals who then murder Americans?

OK, but doesn’t that same logic suggest that’s exactly why we need to be able to keep and bear arms?

Now more than ever before...?


12 posted on 11/06/2011 10:59:56 AM PST by 5by5
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

She is just proving that this is what Fast and Furious was about from the get go.

Sorry, Diane...move to Cuba.


13 posted on 11/06/2011 11:02:28 AM PST by Jeff Head (Liberty is not free. Never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Lets abolish dumbass senators like Feinstein. I think that would be a better solution.

.


14 posted on 11/06/2011 11:04:29 AM PST by flatfish
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Obviously since the smugglers of guns are politicians, politician should loose the right to have guns. To help with the deficit, we should auction them all off to the citizens.

I hear Diane has a fine pair of pearl handled derringers I might be interest in.


15 posted on 11/06/2011 11:05:26 AM PST by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

We have an administration that illegally sold guns to narcotraffickers, possibly because it wanted to demonstrate that American guns are flooding the drug scene. This might have been done in order to justify gun control. (In my opinion, this is exactly why, but we lack the “smoking gun.”) All this justifies banning guns?! No, it justifies banning a corrupt president and his corrupt administration who sold guns to narcos!


16 posted on 11/06/2011 11:12:08 AM PST by ElectronVolt
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Come and take it!


17 posted on 11/06/2011 11:15:03 AM PST by Dusty Road
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

You never fail to suck in a few who don’t look at the source-kudos 8-)


18 posted on 11/06/2011 11:20:47 AM PST by and so? (If it angers you, a sarcasm or irony tag after everything I post should be assumed)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Should ban cars instead. How many killed and how many injured due to cars?


19 posted on 11/06/2011 11:34:59 AM PST by SkyDancer ("If You Don't Like What I Say Or Do, Tough, Deal With It")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens
Over 100,000 people are killed by prescription drugs each year so we should ban all Prescription drugs!
20 posted on 11/06/2011 11:51:04 AM PST by mountainlion (I am voting for Sarah after getting screwed again by the DC Thugs.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-27 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson