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Weiner Challenges Rivals to Be More Forthcoming
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 May 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/27/2013 11:36:13 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner challenged his competitors for New York City Mayor “to put their packages out there for Voters to see. As everyone knows, I’ve gone far beyond the bounds of what a typical candidate is willing to do to inform voters about my qualifications.”

Weiner who resigned from Congress after getting caught sending lewd photos of himself to women asserted that he has “learned from that mistake. I resigned before considering the full nuances of the reaction. This time there’ll be no holding back. Rather than limit my sexting to a narrowly constrained few I will bare all for all the voters. The people of New York deserve to know what kind of man they’re getting for their mayor. With me there’ll be no secrets. Are any of my opponents willing to be as open?”

The candidate hinted that more lewd photos may come out, but did not expressly commit to a schedule for when or where they might appear saying that “my opponents can avoid humiliation by dropping out of the race.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/05/24/pelosi-absolves-president-in-spate-of-scandals/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: exposure; satire; sexting; weiner
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1 posted on 05/27/2013 11:36:13 AM PDT by John Semmens
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Good for him for sticking it out!


2 posted on 05/27/2013 11:38:00 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (DONATE!!!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

He certainly is hanging in there.


3 posted on 05/27/2013 11:40:19 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: John Semmens

I guess he skin the game but, no telling what would come up up if he were to get straight between us.

Dude duzz have balls though.

Thnx JS.


4 posted on 05/27/2013 11:41:18 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Cyber Liberty

But, it’s not too late to pull out...


5 posted on 05/27/2013 11:41:19 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (DONATE!!!)
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To: John Semmens

I don’t think he has a huge advantage.


6 posted on 05/27/2013 11:42:45 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: John Semmens

I guess he’ll have a Weiner mobile for his campaign to drive around the city to attract voters? (Did you missed that John?)


7 posted on 05/27/2013 11:43:09 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Remember Ty Woods, Glenn Doherty and Sean Smith? Forgot already?)
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To: John Semmens

“Let’s see your weiners.”


8 posted on 05/27/2013 11:43:44 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
But, it’s not too late to pull out...

Yes, but is there a penalty for early withdrawal?

9 posted on 05/27/2013 11:46:55 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

He’s encouraging his colleagues to set those puppies free. Nothing limp about the Weiner campaign I suppose.


10 posted on 05/27/2013 11:56:02 AM PDT by corlorde (forWARD of the state)
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To: John Semmens
watching the comments roll in..
*SNICKERING*

11 posted on 05/27/2013 11:58:22 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: John Semmens

“I’ve gone far beyond the bounds of what a typical candidate is willing to do to inform voters about my qualifications.”

well, he’s right.

he’s running for political office.

the purpose (at least since 2008) of going into politics is to SCREW America

Wee- Weener’s right. He has shown us his qualifications...


12 posted on 05/27/2013 12:06:46 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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He’s like a yo yo...


13 posted on 05/27/2013 12:13:22 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: John Semmens

He’s getting a cold reception in many neighborhoods....And you know what that means....


14 posted on 05/27/2013 12:17:43 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: John Semmens

So Wiener lays it on the table?


15 posted on 05/27/2013 12:21:13 PM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: John Semmens

I hear Limp Biskit is going to be his band.


16 posted on 05/27/2013 12:22:48 PM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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If support for Weiner softens, will he be forced to pull out?


17 posted on 05/27/2013 12:23:05 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Democrats: Robbing Peter to buy Paul's vote.)
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To: John Semmens

Nothing to see here folks, just a cocktail wiener. Sad.


18 posted on 05/27/2013 12:24:00 PM PDT by tioga
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I hope Weiner’s campaign efforts go limp.


19 posted on 05/27/2013 12:35:23 PM PDT by Hyman Roth
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Is there a challenger in the race named Labiaso?


20 posted on 05/27/2013 12:38:21 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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