Posted on 05/27/2013 11:36:13 AM PDT by John Semmens
Former Congressman Anthony Weiner challenged his competitors for New York City Mayor to put their packages out there for Voters to see. As everyone knows, Ive gone far beyond the bounds of what a typical candidate is willing to do to inform voters about my qualifications.
Weiner who resigned from Congress after getting caught sending lewd photos of himself to women asserted that he has learned from that mistake. I resigned before considering the full nuances of the reaction. This time therell be no holding back. Rather than limit my sexting to a narrowly constrained few I will bare all for all the voters. The people of New York deserve to know what kind of man theyre getting for their mayor. With me therell be no secrets. Are any of my opponents willing to be as open?
The candidate hinted that more lewd photos may come out, but did not expressly commit to a schedule for when or where they might appear saying that my opponents can avoid humiliation by dropping out of the race.
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Good for him for sticking it out!
He certainly is hanging in there.
I guess he skin the game but, no telling what would come up up if he were to get straight between us.
Dude duzz have balls though.
Thnx JS.
But, it’s not too late to pull out...
I don’t think he has a huge advantage.
I guess he’ll have a Weiner mobile for his campaign to drive around the city to attract voters? (Did you missed that John?)
“Let’s see your weiners.”
Yes, but is there a penalty for early withdrawal?
He’s encouraging his colleagues to set those puppies free. Nothing limp about the Weiner campaign I suppose.
“Ive gone far beyond the bounds of what a typical candidate is willing to do to inform voters about my qualifications.”
well, he’s right.
he’s running for political office.
the purpose (at least since 2008) of going into politics is to SCREW America
Wee- Weener’s right. He has shown us his qualifications...
He’s like a yo yo...
He’s getting a cold reception in many neighborhoods....And you know what that means....
So Wiener lays it on the table?
I hear Limp Biskit is going to be his band.
If support for Weiner softens, will he be forced to pull out?
Nothing to see here folks, just a cocktail wiener. Sad.
I hope Weiner’s campaign efforts go limp.
Is there a challenger in the race named Labiaso?
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