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DUmmie FUnnies 11-15-13 (Pitt peeved by ObamaCare fix-up!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 15, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/15/2013 3:56:42 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Will the Shill Pitt, loyal party hack, suddenly has become Will the Shrill Pitt, and boy, is he hacked off! What has got the normally mild-mannered journalist in such a state of upset? Is it a George W. Bush speaking tour? No. Is it finding out the news that Karl Rove was NOT indicted after all? No. Besides, the 24 business hours are not up yet. No, what has got Pitt's panties in a bunch is . . . how badly Team Obama has screwed up this whole health care thing. Pitt is peeved! Witness this THREAD, "God damn it. How the hell do you get blindsided by your own f%$#@*g legislation???"

BTW, the most amazing thing about this thread--besides the idea of Will the Shill throwing a Democrat under the bus--the amazing thing is that the perpetually profane Pitt self-asterisked "f%$#@*g" instead of spelling it out.

So let us now travel to the woods of New Hampshire--yes, New Hampshire, for Hypocrite Pitt has fled Taxachusetts--and check in with the Peeved and Portly Pied Piper as he throws Team Obama under the bus, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering how Bukowski's will stay in business now that Pitt has hightailed it out Boston, is in the [brackets]:

God damn it. How the hell do you get blindsided by your own f%$#@*g legislation???

[u mad bro?]

They wrote it. They knew what was in it.

[You assume too much, William. NOBODY knew what actually was in it.]

They knew some policies were going to get cancelled because they did not meet the ACA standards, but are acting like this is all coming as a big shock. Blindsided by their own legislation? For real? Unreal.

[Real. Deal. With it.]

Don't mind the noise. I'm just breaking things.

[Pitt CASTS an empty beer bottle or three into the fireplace!]

[DUmmies reply . . .]

Seems like somebody had their head in the wrong place.

[Call a cranial proctologist. Or is that covered under this plan?]

It's their bill, fa chrissakes.

[And you're our Will, Will!]

Their bill? I thought it was the Heritage Foundation's bill.

[Uh, DUmmie, not one Republican voted for this bill. Look elsewhere.]

The Heritage Foundation did not bring it to Congress. The Heritage Foundation did not campaign on it. Stop being deliberately obtuse. Joe Sh*t the Rag Man could have drafted it originally, but when the president made it the hood ornament for his whole administration, he owned it top to bottom.

[Mr. Pitt has it right. This is BARRY Sh*t the Rag Man's bill!]

the legislation was twisted into this by Republican obstructionists.

[See above: Not one Republican voted for this piece of crap. Back to William . . .]

They HAD to have seen this coming. They knew it was part of the law. THEY WROTE IT. Botch.

[The botch is back. Again.]

it IS the law...How can he just summarily change it by decree? . . . This is a ginormous mess.

[Don't you know, DUmmie, that this is OUR PRESIDENT of whom you speak? He can do ANYTHING! He will fix EVERYTHING! It's not his fault, you know. NOTHING is his fault. He's just an innocent victim here.]

You hate the Aca, fine. You wanted single payer, I did too. But considering how much fighting there was over ACA, the lite, milktaost, keep insurance remedy, do you think America could have even pondered supporting single player on the first try? It would have been killed by the soctus, in which case we would be right back at square one.

[The goal of a Taost is to become one with the Lite. That way, even if a single player is killed by the soctus, it does not matter. You are at piece.]

That reaction of rabid frothing is how we know this legislation' se xecution are a total cluster f***.

[It's not a cluster f***. It's a cluster FIX!]

But that frothing is by those that know this is fubar'ed and a liability to the party until it is fixed.

[It will be the frothing on the cake next November!]

I wish he would not have done this. Those junk plans need to go.

["If you like your junk plan, you can keep your junk plan." --Obamassiah, 11/14/13]

Not all of the canceled plans are *junk*. I'm growing a bit weary of this talking point. Some of the canceled plans were quite good.

[HERETIC!]

Our Monthly premium went up 42%. We were paying $ 1057.53 per month in 2013. We will now be paying $ 1503.19 per month, or an extra $ 5,347.92 per year. Our deductible has more than doubled. We had a complete deductible of $ 6000.00 last year. Our NEW DEDUCTIBLE IS $ 12,700.00 an increase of 111%. Our total out of pocket to be insured AND ACTUALLY USE the plan is now: $12, 047.92 MORE THAN LAST YEAR! for less coverage.

[NO NO NO! STOP IT!! THIS CANNOT BE!!! OBAMACARE FIX EVERYTHING!! LA LA LA!!! I CAN'T HEEEEEAR YOU!!!!!!]

MAN - I hope we do not use our insurance!

[But aren't you grateful you don't have that JUNK plan you had before? THANK you, Lord Obama!! We are not WORTHY!]

Many of the plans canceled were actually pretty good, some like my wife's were great. And most of the replacements on the exchange are more expensive, both in premiums and deductibles. . . . So don't tell me her plan is junk. Do you hear me DU, I DON"T WANT TO HEAR IT. Her plan will be canceled next year because it doesn't meet the standards set in the ACA.

[Earth to DUmmie: You voted for it, you . . . OWN IT!]

We all knew this is what would happen because it needed to happen. Healthy people will have to pay more to more equally share the burden. Single men would have to purchase pregnancy coverage to more equally share the burden. Young people would have to pay more to more equally share the burden. The ENTIRE plan was based on this logic.

[And this DUmmie says this like this is a good thing.]

Now, when a vocal minority are trying to make a political issue of it, our spineless leaders (I am looking at you, Mr. President), are backtracking and undermining the entire plan. This could be the beginning of the end of Obamacare. . . .

[From your lips to Gaia's ears!]

Even on DU, many people don't want to pay more for the good of those poorer than them. There are many DU members who think everyone who makes more than they do should pay more taxes. But if it's suggested that they pay more for the good of those who make less than they do, then it's not fair.

[INCLUDING Pied Piper Pitt, aka High Hypocrite Pitt, who hightailed it out of Taxachusetts to the lily-white, less-taxed woods of New Hampshire.]

It seems that people here on the left who bash the ACA are upset with it because it's not single payer or a public option. Or, because it came from Obama and they don't like him.

[I think those on the left who don't like the ACA, or don't like Obama--they may SAY it's because they want the public option, but I think it's REALLY because . . . they're RACIST! They can't STAND having a black man in the White House!]

Why not Medicare for Everyone. The system is already in place and who doesn't like Medicare?

[Yes! Universal free health care for all!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!]

question is how to pay for it.... Money doesn't grow on trees....

[Oh. That. Hmmm. . . .]

our weak ass president is PISSING ME OFF!

[RACIST!]

I'd rather people with sh*t plans pay 10x more for new policies...than give the Republicans a win.

[The people who will now be paying 10x more for their policies--come next November, THEY are the ones who will be giving the Republicans a win. Bank it. And THAT is the realization that is giving Mr. Pitt the angst. He knows that this ObamaCare "fix-up" will NOT redound to the glory of the Democrat Partyin 2014. Will the Shill is, and always will be, a loyal party hack, and if that means having to throw Team Obama under the bus, he will do it.]

My insurance is a disaster now.

[This is what you voted for. OWN IT!]

The combination of incompetence and arrogance is really what has turned this into a mess that could have been avoided.

[This is what you voted for. OWN IT!]

"We've got to pass it to see what's in it." Nancy Pelosi

[You passed it. OWN IT!]

There are a lot of people like me whose insurance went from good to bad. That seems to be ignored.

[Not here at DUmmie FUnnies. OWN IT!]

Last week on PBS, a 2x Obama-voting, self-employed woman...was interviewed about how she was getting the shaft. She did NOT have a sh*tty plan.

[But she voted for a sh*tty president. OWN IT!]

The Republicans smell blood in the water now and are circling.

[It's a Sharknado!]

ACA - a bad idea poorly executed.

[You're being generous.]

chill, will.
will will chill?
where is will?
will went

[Will the Shill went to New Hampshire, where he can sit in his rocking chair in the lily-white woods and pay less taxes.]


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To: GeronL
Maybe this was exactly what they intended?

The Insurance companies Had to know down to the last policy how many individual policies would be cancelled. $hitty replacement policies were offered and this was supposed to quickly drive 4-5 million unhappy campers into the exchanges, but who knew that that the gods of chaos would so curse healthcare.gov that it was unusable until after the news of the number of canceled policies became viral.

Bottom line is that many previously cancelled policies will be offered for renewal (don't know about doctors) and those folks will have escaped the exchange for at least another year when they can join the legion of keening canceled employees. These policies were crucial for funding the claims of the flood of the sick and people with pre-existing conditions.

Even if they get the website working as envisioned I think they will be millions of enrollees short. Obama should have stuck to his guns and vetoed any legislative attempt at change. But this was just another political consideration wasn't it?

81 posted on 11/16/2013 3:03:51 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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To: Fantasywriter; PJ-Comix
Who plows this five mile stretch of dirt road? It snows a lot in NH in the winter.

It's a shovel-ready project.

This will be a new experience for the Pittster: winter, snowed in, in the woods. What would be FUnnie is if Sarah Palin came in on a snow machine and showed him how to survive in such conditions.

82 posted on 11/16/2013 3:05:34 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (High Hypocrite Pitt.)
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To: Mike Darancette

The insurance companies signed their own death warrants, the real question is why?


83 posted on 11/16/2013 3:08:31 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Future Snake Eater

This guy seems to be a genuine lefty and serious as a heart attack.


84 posted on 11/16/2013 3:09:26 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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To: GeronL
The insurance companies signed their own death warrants, the real question is why?

Hard to say; maybe they figured to be eaten last or were promised other lines of business.

85 posted on 11/16/2013 3:16:57 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m guessing he or his mother bought somebody’s vacation/retreat cabin. The idea is to haul in a wk’s worth of food & supplies & enjoy a woodsy getaway. Living there permanently is another matter. Pitt hasn’t seen expenses until he contracts w a private party to keep a 5 mile dirt road snow free. It won’t be cheap.


86 posted on 11/16/2013 3:21:36 PM PST by Fantasywriter
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To: Charles Henrickson

Best DUmmie FUnnie in a while. The comments by the DUmmies are priceless!


87 posted on 11/16/2013 3:28:36 PM PST by Personal Responsibility (Government: Slimy used car salesmen writing laws forcing you to buy their cars)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"ACA - a bad idea poorly executed. "

Lousy Freeper Troll.

88 posted on 11/16/2013 3:32:06 PM PST by dfwgator (Fire Muschamp.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So Wee Willie paid for his new digs thanx to his Bouncer Pension Fund? In NH Pitt will make money the same way he did in MA, just stay alive for those monthly Trust Fund checks.


89 posted on 11/16/2013 4:44:10 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Liberals Can Cleanse Their Souls At The ObamaCare Confession Booth)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Chilling in Utah oooppsss new....


90 posted on 11/16/2013 6:04:07 PM PST by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Moonshine and a big R on his voter ID card coming soon


91 posted on 11/16/2013 7:11:08 PM PST by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ha! Wee Willie Pitt is just another typical hypocritical Libtard -- gee, who'd a thunk it. Scream like a spoiled little brat about that 'fair share' bullsh-t that others should have to burden -- that is, until it's time for THEM to do the 'Fair Sharing' of their money. Then, Wham!...it's screw this sh-t, I'm outta here!

It's like that mope *metrosexual* in Slag Fagsisco back in October who was interviewed about ObamaDeathCare and said (as I recall it)

'Sure I wanted everyone to have Health Care coverage. I just didn't realize that I'd be the the one paying for them'.
And yeah, I'm being kind calling him a *Metro*. His Gaydar Flame Factor was about 12 on a scale of 1-10 ;-)
92 posted on 11/18/2013 10:21:00 AM PST by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey Charles how’s it going?

“Healthy people will have to pay more to more equally share the burden”

This is like MasterCard telling me that since I have spectacular credit I have to pay double the interest to support all of the deadbeats.
Yay!


93 posted on 11/18/2013 11:09:19 PM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Reading this it seems that a lot of the Dummies HATE having a Black man in the White House.
Every post is sounding more and more RACIST to me.....
Maybe the DU should change their name to the KKK Underground instead!


94 posted on 11/18/2013 11:25:21 PM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Will had a good idea, I’ve been thinking of moving to NH for a while now.
MA SUCKS!!!
Just crossing the border into NH is profound, the highway is immaculate, the bridges look new, the grass is mowed, no potholes, no trash...the complete opposite of MA.
Outside the city little in the way of coming across any 3rd worlders waiting to rape, rob or kill us drunk driving.....I really like NH.


95 posted on 11/18/2013 11:35:59 PM PST by mowowie
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To: dead

Is that Chris Hayes or Rachel Maddow on the left?
I get them both confused.


96 posted on 11/18/2013 11:45:11 PM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey Pitt, Any idea on why Boston is so outrageously expensive?
I’d like to hear his answer.
He would say that the quality of life living among brilliant Moonbats has it’s price I’d imagine.


97 posted on 11/19/2013 12:04:00 AM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey Pitt, Any idea on why Boston is so outrageously expensive?
I’d like to hear his answer.
He would say that the quality of life living among brilliant Moonbats has it’s price I’d imagine.


98 posted on 11/19/2013 12:04:03 AM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

I wonder if Pitt realizes yet that by moving to NH he just lost the representation of two of the GREATEST senators ever to be elected in this great land, Elizabeth Warren and Ed Markey.
I imagine Pitt is already working hard to get Rino senator Kelly Ayotte voted out as soon as possible.

Yea, NH just LOVES having MOONBAT Masshole moving in and instantly try to change everything.


99 posted on 11/19/2013 12:13:08 AM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

“I’d rather people with sh*t plans pay 10x more for new policies...than give the Republicans a win.”

This is the attitude that is always followed by constant demonization of political opponents. After all, remaining in power is the most important thing to dictators! Now, after the demonization is complete, you can “re-educate” those oppoents to the applause of DUmmies like this...of course, re-education always leads to elimination!

Hence the need for the 2nd ammendment.....


100 posted on 11/20/2013 8:45:48 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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