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16 ways to REALLY celebrate Michelle Obama's birthday.
The Looking Spoon ^
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Posted on 01/17/2014 12:13:01 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
It's Michelle Obama's 50th birthday on Saturday, and ABC News has redefined investigative journalism by looking into 50 ways you can celebrate it.
I barely want to celebrate my own birthday much less that of a public figure who I've developed a real disdain that goes beyond politics by now (I take the lavish taxpayer funded lifestyle the Obamas enjoy very personally).
Instead of 50 B.S. ways to live vicariously through the MSM-styled queen of America how about 16 more realistic ways to celebrate her birthday.
1. Wake up from a grueling birthday week bed-in...
2. Go on a nice, humble, workout (she's just like you!)...
3. Soak in a nice bath with a hearty breakfast...
4. Time to get ready for the day...
5. BRRRR! Someone forgot to turn on the heater...I'LL GET IT!...
6. LUNCH TIME!!!...
7. Take time to reflect on the beauty and finality of life...
8. Time for an afternoon snack...
9. Time to role play (SOOOOO much fun)...
10. Fundamentally transform a national tradition...
11. ??? Ummmm...
12. Time to get ready for my birthday DIIIIINER!...
13. NOM NOM NOM...
14. Best. Birthday. "Cake." EVER...
15. Hey Barack, time for some dessert...
16. Before "dessert" Barack has a present for the both of them...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 50; birthday; michelleobama; satire
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
01/17/2014 12:15:25 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
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To: MeshugeMikey
Can we just kick in and buy a oneway ticket to someplace else?
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posted on
01/17/2014 12:30:43 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Celebrating 20,000 posts of dubious quality.)
To: Gamecock
Im willing to throw in a few twenties YES!
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posted on
01/17/2014 12:32:30 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
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To: MeshugeMikey
Thanks!!! I’m going to add this to the blog post...
To: The Looking Spoon
Next week is my boyfriend’s birthday so we’ll be celebrating that instead.
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
01/17/2014 12:42:45 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
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To: The Looking Spoon
Michelles LOVE LIFE exposed on her bifrday! my my ym
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posted on
01/17/2014 12:45:26 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
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To: The Looking Spoon
Michelle Obama wants your children to know, that twerking is a good workout for the whole family.
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posted on
01/17/2014 12:45:46 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
To: The Looking Spoon
Number 6 should read McChell’s
More for me Nom Nom, None for you
Drive - By
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posted on
01/17/2014 1:16:15 PM PST
by
Red_Devil 232
((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
To: The Looking Spoon
I heard Obozo is going to appoint Moochelle his Dietary Czarina Makes sense to me.
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posted on
01/17/2014 1:33:48 PM PST
by
Dick Bachert
(Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
To: The Looking Spoon
To answer #15:
The question is moot.
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posted on
01/17/2014 1:41:19 PM PST
by
chris37
(Heartless.)
To: Gamecock
Can we just kick in and buy a oneway ticket to someplace else? They have both already earned their tickets to Hell, I just wish they would hurry up and use them!
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posted on
01/17/2014 1:56:57 PM PST
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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