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Inability to Cancel Called a “Feature, not a Flaw” of Obamacare
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 Feb 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/01/2014 9:50:09 AM PST by John Semmens

A new problem with Obamacare is that people who have signed up and later changed their minds are finding it impossible to stop the automatic deductions of premiums from their bank accounts. A Florida man has spent over 50 hours trying to stop $300 per month debits to his checking account for coverage he no longer needs. After six weeks of effort he has yet to succeed.

“I found a plan that costs only $116 a month for similar coverage,” Andrew Robinson said. “I want to cancel the more expensive and now redundant $300 plan, but haven’t been able to accomplish that.”

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius denied that this is yet another “glitch” in the Affordable Care Act’s implementation. “We cannot have people canceling coverage willy-nilly,” she asserted. “The decision on whether to discontinue a plan is one that we cannot carelessly leave up to unqualified individuals.”

As for redundancy, Sebelius argued that “it is better that a person be over-insured than uninsured. If we let people just drop plans that they decide they don’t want there is too much risk that they’ll end up without any coverage. Our Department has a process for evaluating which plans are a better fit for each person. We will determine when or if a particular plan may or may not be dropped for any given individual.”

Sebelius also contended that “the so-called redundancy issue is phony. From a collective standpoint all of the premiums collected will be put to use for someone’s benefit. Any one person who pays for more than he needs simply helps contribute toward our shared responsibility for the well-being of others.”

In related news, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) characterized those who allege that they have been made worse off by the Affordable Care Act as “liars, pure and simple. This law was passed for the good of the country. It is inconceivable to me that the end result could be to make anyone worse off. Contentions that persons are being denied critical care because previous insurance that they liked was canceled by ACA rules can only be fabrications. We ought to be cracking down on these people for slandering the President and the Democratic Party.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/03/01/senate-democrats-reject-limits-on-irs-intimidation-of-political-speech/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: noexit; obamacare; redundancy; satire

1 posted on 03/01/2014 9:50:09 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! “


2 posted on 03/01/2014 9:52:54 AM PST by House Atreides
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To: John Semmens

Another good one John.


3 posted on 03/01/2014 9:57:56 AM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will. They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Good one


4 posted on 03/01/2014 10:00:54 AM PST by darkwing104 (Forgive but don't forget)
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To: John Semmens

Wait. Right now they’re trying how to phrase it.


5 posted on 03/01/2014 10:01:04 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: John Semmens

Kill the account.


6 posted on 03/01/2014 10:03:40 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: John Semmens
This is why the administration is so confident. Let's say a person doesn't sign up until they have an injury or disease that insurance will pay for. Without thinking it through, they sign up for insurance and "it's covered".

Does anyone seriously think they're going to be able to opt out once they've benefited from the insurance?

That's one reason making it a mandate wasn't necessary. Very few people will resist when it means avoiding a current financial obligation.

7 posted on 03/01/2014 10:08:25 AM PST by grania
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To: John Semmens

“The decision on whether to discontinue a plan is one that we cannot carelessly leave up to unqualified individuals.”

should read:

“The decision on whether to allow Progressives to vote is one that we cannot carelessly leave up to unqualified individuals.”


8 posted on 03/01/2014 10:26:35 AM PST by snoopy 'n linus
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To: snoopy 'n linus

What if you close the bank account and move your money to another account?


9 posted on 03/01/2014 10:33:41 AM PST by Eva
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To: John Semmens

I bit!


10 posted on 03/01/2014 10:39:24 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: John Semmens

The IRS is also a “feature” that will steal, your money if you do not pay.


11 posted on 03/01/2014 12:34:36 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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To: John Semmens
A new problem with Obamacare is that people who have signed up and later changed their minds are finding it impossible to stop the automatic deductions of premiums from their bank accounts.

Progressive blood-suckers.

The leech should be the symbol of obamacare.
12 posted on 03/02/2014 4:48:23 AM PST by clearcarbon
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To: John Semmens
A Florida man has spent over 50 hours trying to stop $300 per month debits to his checking account for coverage he no longer needs. After six weeks of effort he has yet to succeed.

I would have STARTED with closing the bank account and moving my money to another bank.

13 posted on 03/02/2014 4:54:57 AM PST by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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