Posted on 07/16/2017 5:50:01 PM PDT by John Semmens
Councilman Larry Gossett bristled at a request for funds to clean human excrement from Seattle’s city streets near the Third Street courthouse, calling it “racist. It’s all part of a pattern of disrespect toward the minority community.”
The request for $8,000 to pay for the cleaning came from King County Sheriff John Urquhart who complained that “public defecation is only part of the problem. The homeless denizens of the area have been assaulting and harassing citizens reporting for jury duty. The jurors are asking judges to excuse them because they’re afraid to come to the courthouse.”
Gossett insisted that “putting the discomfort of white jurors who have access to indoor toilets ahead of the rights of the homeless who do not sends the wrong message to our children.” The Councilman vowed to personally participate in a “s— in” if the funds are appropriated, claiming “it’s turning the other cheek as Jesus asked us to do.”
Councilman Ronald Wussman proposed renaming the street to “Turd Street” as a “compromise,” pointing out that “the new name would serve to alert everyone to the hazards without unnecessarily disrupting the habitat or the behavior of those dwelling in it. In a way, the new name might be seen as an acknowledgment of the contributions this segment of society has made to our community.”
In related news, a 70-year- old Swedish woman is facing four years in prison for complaining on Facebook that “immigrants set cars on fire and urinate and defecate in the streets.” Dalarna prosecutor Lars Gütterswill explained that “while technically speaking, her remarks are true, they still constitute incitement to racial hatred. The fact that she spoke the truth makes it worse since it prevents the aggrieved from credibly calling it a lie.”
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No hosing of democrats off the sidewalk will be permitted.
I wasn’t aware that moron was a race...
“Councilman Ronald Wussman proposed renaming the street to “Turd Street” as a “compromise,””
Pretty good, John!
He is a King County Councilman...not City if Seattle....city council members are even more stupid.
Check this “Larry Gossett” and see if he is the one from the Communist Party of Washington State. There should be information on him or links to references about him at www.keywiki.org and possibly www.DiscoverTheNetwork.org.
I smell something bad about him and it’s not just that he stepped in a dog turd.
Re “No hosing of democrats off the sidewalk will be permitted”.
Also, please “Do not let Democrats walk down the sidewalks with their hoses out. They are not fire trucks.”
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